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by Bergen

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Summary

“That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”“It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”“Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”“Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.“But?”“Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”“A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”---Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?

Reader Reviews

Chapter 1

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Holy Canada I did not know this was the fic I needed until I saw it. This is so so good, and I am stoked to read more! Please please please update soon. Please. I beg you. The characterizations are amazing and I am so excited to see the direction this takes. If you don't mind me asking, does Peter sign at all? Can the Scarlett Witch read Peter's mind and find out his secret? Or is she polite and asks before using her telepathy?

Chapter 1

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This is adorable! Tony is already becoming IronDad! Can you write Peter interacting with Pepper and the other Avengers?

Radzy_N3rd_time

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<3

Jani123

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Interesting. I really liked your idea, so I'll be waiting for the next chapter

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Just loved it . Update soon . Maybe tony will offer internship to peter soon

butterflygrl

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This is awesome!

Titania_Fernweh

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Hold on, did my heart just explode? This fic is amazing and I can't wait for the next installment!

Marvel_Fangirl

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Oooh, I like it! Can't wait for future updates!

omnie

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ooh, this is great!

ShadowsWithoutHope

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I LOVE this so much. So cute.

Chapter 1

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I'm really liking this already!!!!

Blossoming_Bells

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I love the concept of this story! It makes me really anticipate when Tony does actually find out Peter is Spider-Man lol

Chapter 1

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Loved this! I eagerly wait for more chapters. ;)

PerytonFeather227

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Whelp, this is gonna be interesting...

SpideyKing

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Oh wow, I love your Melissa.

Chapter 1

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i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove this fic i can not wait tot read more =) a new chapter soon, please?

Chapter 1

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this was so cute ahh I need more

TheWayOfGroot

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Peter Sassmaster is my absolute fave trope in the irondad fandom, he's like this adorable mini Tony and I just wanna squish his cheeks so bad XD ALSO we need more spider-man&ironman banterand Tony meets this kid once and he's becoming such a dad already AAWWWWPlease update soon!

Nightschade

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We love a supportive genius billionaire playboy philanthropist Dad.

PreposterousToast24

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Is this abandoned? I really like it and hope yo can continue it.

HylianEngineer

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Awww. Tony's getting attachted already.

wishinajar

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ok 1 chapter in and im loving this!!

flippybohne

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Loved it!!

science_and_chex_mix

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Ooh this is a great concept!! Gonna read it all right now:)

sweetnsaltie_8

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awww ok but this is like the best tony ends up adopting (mute) foster kid peter

hypercell57

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Love this. So much. This is great!

Champi2

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Oh this is just the cutest :))

curls22

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sure tony good publicity

Jadeys_World

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Good News!This story has been nominated for an Irondad Creators Award!https://www.tumblr.com/blog/irondad-creator-awards

Hope_Lovegood

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That is great

Jadeys_World

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Congratulations!You won the runner-up prize in the Best Complete Story in the Irondad Creators AwardsYour art prize can be found here - https://irondad-creator-awards.tumblr.com/post/650007922443763712/best-complete-story

WinterJoy

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Aweeeeeeeee

The_Indian_Ghost

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AWWWW THIS IS ADORABLE!!!

konan_konan

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peter helping tony with tracking down Spider-Man has the same energy as "i used the stones to destroy the stones" snsnsns

coffeegrump

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💜💜💜

sammysdimples

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Oh!!! Oh man!!! This is such a creative concept!! I love the execution

starkravingmad (stark_raving_mad)

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I love themI wonder if Peter sabotaged the algorithm lol

Irondad_Creator_Awards

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Congratulations! This story has been nominated in the Irondad Creator Awards 2022 for the Best Multi-Chapter!

Irondad_Creator_Awards

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Congratulations!This story has been nominated in the Irondad Creator Awards 2022 for the Best Identity Reveal!You can find more information on our Tumblr - @irondad-creator-awards

Irondad_Creator_Awards

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Congratulations!This story has been nominated in the Irondad Creator Awards 2022 for the Best Pick-Me-Up Fic!You can find more information on our Tumblr - @irondad-creator-awards

jaron5

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—“Fair enough. At least you’re honest.” Tony picks up the tracker. “Hmmm. You know what, maybe I’ll rethink this. If I use a really small tracker, I bet I could get away with it. And it’ll definitely be effective. Thanks, kid. If this works, I’ll buy you a beer. Oh, shit, no. I’ll buy you a lemonade, I guess.”Peter smiles.—Pfft I see what you mean about him being a little shit. He’s a major shit ahahahaI. Love. This. So. Much.

Lira169

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I like the premise of the fic, but I have to ask:"Peter nods, holding two fingers up in a peace sign, like a Chinese schoolgirl posing for a holiday snapshot. Tony snorts."Is there a reason you specified that the pose is a "Chinese schoolgirl" pose? It sounds stereotypical and in my experience it's not something Chinese schoolgirls are known for? I'm a little confused,,,

LovesFrogs

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I already love this

Irondad_Creator_Awards

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Congratulations!This story has reached Finals Voting for the Best Identity Reveal Award in the Irondad Creator Awards!Voting Begins Saturday!

Irondad_Creator_Awards

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Congratulations!This story has reached Finals Voting for the Best Pick Me Up Award in the Irondad Creator Awards!Voting Begins Saturday!

Lilacgirl8

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Aaaaaaaa this is so cute!! I love it so much, omg

Kybee1497

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This is so cute, they’re adorable!

INeedASleepingBag

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>>"Hemispherical cavity metal detonators.", says Peter<<Bless you, Peter.What an odd way to sneeze, but I'm not one to judge.

INeedASleepingBag

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I want to cry ugly tears. This is so cute omfg.

pseudonomicon

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Yep. Just good publicity! Certainly no emotions involved.