How to Fly with Clipped Wings

*right hand man* bahdhahj

No! That's the wrong person!

THIS IS SO HYPEI AM SO EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA

HAThey got the wrong person~I guess that its easy to assume loland GEE I WONDER WHY 'THE BLOOD GOD' IS KILLING YOUR SOLDIERS?It CANT be because you have his right hand man. Whom I am willing to bet came into your care before the conflict with the 'god'

ogabooga new addition to series!!so exited!!!!

I love this!!!! I'm assuming Dream thinks Techno is the Blood God?

OHI like where this is going :D<3

Oooh this is exciting! its so funny that they think tommys the bloodgods apprentice, i cant wait to see everyones reactions when they find out. also love how you introduced phil, mans needs a break :( also super curious about his curse deal and how he got his wings, really interesting! cant wait to see where you take this story :))

This is so good! I can’t wait to see where this is going :)

CACKLING AJSJDJDDHDH TOMMYYYYYY WOWOWOWOW dream is fkcing in for a ride wow ahsjdh WHAT a twist at the end there !!!!!!!! aaaaaa i love this i love u thank u for sharing it !!!!

DREAM, SIR, YOU GOT THE WRONG BOYJDJSUSIS IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS :DD

Oh mah gosh they have the wrong man this is so funny what the hec

oh boy dream, you do NOT know what you’re getting yourself intoI DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT EVERYONE CALLING TECHNO THE BLOOD GOD LIKE,,,, LMAOOOO GET DUPED DREAM !! LIKE I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE A BIT ANSGTY BUT THAT’S REALLY FUCKING FUNNY LIKE YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU DID SOMETHING THERE DREAM❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

THEY HAVE THE WRONG PERSON LMAOO

I AM FUCKING WHEEZING- I'M SORRY PHILZA TAHT YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE BUT DREAM THINKING TOMMY IS THE RIGHT HAND MAN IS MAKING ME CACKLEI CAN'T-LMAOOOOOThanks for writing <3

Ah yes, mistaken identity, many a villain's downfall

oh yeah! this is so great, im loving the concept already :D

i love this series so much! i actually recommended it yesterday because i couldn’t stop thinking about how well it was written! very excited to see what else you do :):)

AAAHDJKASFJSFHSAFSAAAFSAKFH THEY THINK TECHNO IS THE BLOOD GOD DONT THEY

AAAAAAAAA!!!!THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

PFFFT 🤣🤣🤣Wrong dude- 🤣 you've got the wrong dude, DreamThat is absolutely hilarious and I understand where the confusion comes from, lolBut I swear, Tommy is just picking up traumatized men and making them family - doesn't it normally happen the other way around? Lol I actually am really interested to see when Techno and Phil finally officially talk, because their friendship bond seems like it would be so much stronger in this AU. Of course, we'd have to get over the hurdles of imprisonment and mistaken identity, but I'm really intrigued to see the two of them meet.Also, I wonder how Tommy's going to end up feeling about Dream trying to set up a way to kill him. I hope that Dream doesn't come up with a viable threat, but the possibility of him finding something makes me wary, lol. <3 <3 <3 Was excited to see this series update! :D

tommy: *gets dragged in*dream: meet the blood god’s right hand man >:)))me: oh god. the essempi’s so fuckedim very invested in this already!! cant wait to see where it goes

The fact that everyone underestimates Tommy is so funny to me like bro he’s right there he’s so feral

I can not express in words how excited I am for the mistaken identity shenanigans that are about to go down. Oh I’m so freaking hyped for more blood god Tommy!

OMG Dream thinks Techno is the Blood God <3Phil is going to Adopt!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SO HYPED :D

Dream, smug:The reader, trying their best not to laugh :Techno, sighting :Wilbur:?? That's going to be an interesting conversation!! Tommy's gonna be so mad at what happened to Phil...

Oh my god this is SO GOOD I'm so EXCITED!!!!Tommy philza bonding Speedrun let's fucking go!!!!!!!!! I love this fic series so much!

ASVHDGJTESZAFNKYDCAWFHJUFSCBHKRSSADVHJRDC THE BLOOD GOD’S RIGHT HAND MAN. YEAH. THAT’S HIM ALRIGHT.

Oh I love this so very very much

Think techno gave Tommy “human lessons” over the past 100 years? Lol

LMAOOOOOOO Not dream kidnapping the actual god he wants to kill!!!!!!!

Pffffft do they think that Techno is the blood god and Tommy is the follower?? Please that would be so fucking funny

Right-hand man? *Snort* Yeah sure."BLOOD GOD SHOW YOURSELF!" Him:.. I'm already here bitch- I had a feeling that it was Tommy, but it can also be Tubbo, cause Tubbo actually is blond, and you didn't write he has 'blue eyes', so..

This is so awesome!!! I love your series it's so cool the sotry is amazing I aaaaaaaaaOh dear imagine Techno panicking right now ooof. But it was kinda funny that they switched up the two pfftIdk how you do it but you make this story fluff angsty and funny all the same!! It's the perfect match your writing skills amaze me. Also man I can't wait for angel duo bonding moments it's gonna be so fun!!

I CANT WAIT FOR MORE OH MY GODthis whole universe you've created is amazing

THEY GOT WRONG BLOOD GOD WHAHAHAHAHA. As people always say don't judge by the book by its cover >:DIt's understandable why dream gotten confused but this just fucking hilarious XD

YOOO MORE TOMMY BLOOD GOD LETS GOpoor phil tho :(

I'M CACKLING! DREAM, MATE, YA GOT THE WRONG DUDE! Dream's so majorly screwed.

LMAAOOOOOOO- AHHHH THEY TOOK TOMMY THE SUCKERSArguably this is very sad, no I’m totally not tearing up for Phil, but the second Tommy came through the doors all my grief flew straight out the window. This is hilarious, this poor kid never gets his recognition XD

AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA but tommy is the blood god they think techno is dont they?>???? dglfjkshlkej;lkjdfkjmnsd cxf i love your writing so much

I lost it when Tommy was tossed into the cell, oh my this is going to be gold I love this. In the sort time I found this au I think its becoming a favorite.

Yoooo this is the first time I've seen phil written like this- mmmm im incredibly excited🙃

Dream: I wish for you to kill the blood godPhil: I'm sorry, I must have misheard you, for a second I thought I heard absolute bullshit

LMAO DREAMS GOT THEM SWITCHED, EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGHThe irony here is already so freaking funny omg

““I know your current accommodations are a bit… underwhelming,” Dream said, a hint of a joke in his voice, “but I’m sure we can arrange something better if you’re good.””oh yes very funny, everyone here is in on the joke, so funny““Are you talking back to me?” Dream asked, voice suddenly cold. All at once, a sense of danger returned to the room.”This guy seems like a peach“Philza’s eyes widened. The boy next to him couldn’t be more than 15 or 16, judging from the baby fat that still clung to his cheeks. What was Dream doing with someone so young?Dream motioned to the child. “Angel of Death,” he said smugly, “Meet the Blood God’s right hand man.””OH MY GOSH AHAHAHAHAH

Me at the end of the chapter confused and thinking for a minute: . . . . OH , They got it backwards!

Dream: I need to kill the Blood God, he's too powerful >:(Also Dream: kidnaps the Blood God and throws him Ina cage 🤠🤠😎

The cackle i just let out once i read Tommy’s line. oh man this is gonna be good

THEY THINK TECHNO IS THE BLOOD GOD THEN? LNAOOO