I Am Groot
by sherlocksmyth
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CHAPTERS
1
WORDS
1.3K
RATING
4.8
Summary
EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot. EDIT 04/05/2021:Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Twitter: @grootficguy
Reader Reviews
CrippledMuse
2 months agoYour attention to detail is astounding. How you managed to get so deep into his character to express those emotions... Even -I- could feel them! And what imagery!
PERVPARK
2 months agoI came.
DarkSorceressofLight
2 months agoI AM GROOT!
Anonymous
2 months agoWAAAAAAAAAAHH!! I hate one shots that end on cliffhanger!! >.
rhio
2 months agoi.. i don't know what i expected
Anonymous
2 months agoThat account was beautiful and moving. I could feel the RAW EMOTION.
Deespiegel
2 months agoSo poetic I want to cry
FandomTrashbag
2 months agoWe are Groot.
cringewerewolf
2 months agoWe are... Groot....
lucymonster
2 months agoCaptivating prose and a rich, multi-layered premise. I have no idea how you managed to fit so much into such a short space, but the payoff is an immersive reading experience that tapped into the very deepest recesses of my soul. Kudos.
songofsunset
2 months agoTranscendent.
MarcelinesNightosphere
2 months agoI AM CRYING.My eyes are burning from the tears. This is glorious and all that is good in the world. Thank you, friend. Thank you.
PICKERBAE
2 months agommm that's was fantastic! so intriguing and sensual! gave kudos ;D
liobi
2 months agoThis is like, safe for nowhere! I'm at home and I feel like i'm going to be fired for this!
avocadomoon
2 months agomasterpiece. this is what fic is for
violentgril
2 months agoWE ARE GROOT
bellaaanovak
2 months agothis was everything i expected it to be
Summershade
2 months agoI need to clear my browser history after this one-- No, that's not enough. I need a whole new computer! It's just so NSFW.
JacksG13
2 months agoThat was beautiful!
Anonymous
2 months agoi love the detail you put into this, and that cliffhanger at the end! gosh, i cant wait for more
jauntylittlefrillyboy
2 months agoInspirational!
PocketofPersons
2 months agoOne of the dirties smut pieces I have ever read. Damn. Gonna have to sit in a cold bath after this one.
skyeofskynet
2 months agoI'm disappointed. There was no "we" here, so sex was just sex, with no real attachments or emotions, just brutal, dirty, nsfw sex. But the rhythm! I am in love with the rhythm.
Anonymous
2 months agoSlightly wooden in the early stages, but the sap soon rose!(More seriously, this is hilarious! XD)
juanitatequila
2 months agoI NEED A SEQUEL OMFG!!!!!
leonerdmccoy
2 months agoinspiring work. your prose are a work of art. i mean, once you look past the porn, you see your truly magnificent writing skills. A+
Anonymous
2 months agoThis was the most amazing fanfic I have ever had the happiness and gratitude to read. The detail and voice was just amazing. We are Groot.
tomato_greens
2 months agoFantastic! What a riotous, sensual coupling! What a glorious declaration of the self! And the subtlety of that slight––staccato––shutter at the end is magnificent, proof of both the work's inherent genius and the efficacy of its postmodern aims: a cynical reference to the existential void created when emotional and physical intimacy are unmatched in their respective fervors. This is the voice of a generation. Truly, truly, we are all Groot.
Anonymous
2 months agoA magnificent piece. Truly inspiring indeed. Better than the 50 shades trilogy garbage. Kudos!
Venkaskribbles
2 months ago*slow clap*
Majestrix
2 months agoThere was a small part where you lost me, but your magnificent prose was able to put me directly in the scene. How do you do it?
Anonymous
2 months agoone of the most thrilling pwp fic I have ever read. Emotional and gratifying is an understatement. Truly a masterpiece.
penaltybox
2 months agoI really wasn't sure what to expect from this, but still... I don't think anybody thought that this would happen.
penaltybox
2 months agowe are groot
penaltybox
2 months agothis better not be the new "mishapocalypse" because i am misha you are misha we are all misha... RING A BELL? i am groot you are groot we are all groot. GROOTAPOCALYPSE?
Mangaluva
2 months agoThis brought a tear to my eye. The characters were SPOT-ON, and you achieved a perfect balance of emotion and lightening humour. "I am GROOT" made me bust a lung!
TheSlowBurner
2 months agoI'm slightly disappointed that there's no We are Groot
nnirina
2 months agoThis is... whoa. The emotions you give us are amazing. Great job, really !!
soniclipstick (veriscence)
2 months agoI am Groot, I am Groot! I AM GROOT! I am Groot, I am Groot:) <3
happygladys
2 months agoHow should I handle all this feelings at the same time? HOW?
Anonymous
2 months agoA work of true genius. I've read plenty of fanfic that refuses to admit Groot's true character but this is revolutionary in its adherence to canon. You are a god among men, and this has changed my life. Thank you!
lostinparallel
2 months agoOmg I am absolutely disgusted. What kind of perverted person would write such a thing
Shirokou
2 months agoI almost couldn't finish, it got too intense.
justtoogaytofunction
2 months agoVery rarely do i come across something as emotional, thought provoking and touching as this. This work is absolotely amazing; literature changing. We have all heard of fanfiction being made into films, but this, this really hits the spot. In a few years I wouldn't be suprised to see this in The West End, Broadway, on film, made into a TV series e.t.c. You really have written something special.
jonphaedrus
2 months agoi have a very important question and that very important question is have you read the stick's interlude for words of radiance
Etharei
2 months agoThe raw emotion and authenticity in your prose has no equal!
pocky_slash
2 months agoI am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. That part made me actualfax laugh out loud! I really appreciate how you were able to work that bit of humor and levity into the larger story. It was such a great character moment!
redpantsandjam (fullonzombae)
2 months agoThis is an astounding piece of writing. Your characterisation is perfect, and the way you drag the reader into Groot's subconscious, his wanton desires, and his fantasies. Have you considered a follow up piece?
Zombrigit
2 months agoPossibly the best thing ever written in the history of the world.
providenx
2 months agothis is a true work of art


