I Am Groot
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I Am Groot

by sherlocksmyth

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CHAPTERS

1

WORDS

1.3K

RATING

4.8

Summary

EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot. EDIT 04/05/2021:Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Twitter: @grootficguy

Reader Reviews

CrippledMuse

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Your attention to detail is astounding. How you managed to get so deep into his character to express those emotions... Even -I- could feel them! And what imagery!

PERVPARK

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I came.

DarkSorceressofLight

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I AM GROOT!

Anonymous

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WAAAAAAAAAAHH!! I hate one shots that end on cliffhanger!! >.

rhio

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i.. i don't know what i expected

Anonymous

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That account was beautiful and moving. I could feel the RAW EMOTION.

Deespiegel

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So poetic I want to cry

FandomTrashbag

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We are Groot.

cringewerewolf

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We are... Groot....

lucymonster

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Captivating prose and a rich, multi-layered premise. I have no idea how you managed to fit so much into such a short space, but the payoff is an immersive reading experience that tapped into the very deepest recesses of my soul. Kudos.

songofsunset

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Transcendent.

MarcelinesNightosphere

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I AM CRYING.My eyes are burning from the tears. This is glorious and all that is good in the world. Thank you, friend. Thank you.

PICKERBAE

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mmm that's was fantastic! so intriguing and sensual! gave kudos ;D

liobi

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This is like, safe for nowhere! I'm at home and I feel like i'm going to be fired for this!

avocadomoon

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masterpiece. this is what fic is for

violentgril

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WE ARE GROOT

bellaaanovak

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this was everything i expected it to be

Summershade

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I need to clear my browser history after this one-- No, that's not enough. I need a whole new computer! It's just so NSFW.

JacksG13

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That was beautiful!

Anonymous

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i love the detail you put into this, and that cliffhanger at the end! gosh, i cant wait for more

jauntylittlefrillyboy

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Inspirational!

PocketofPersons

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One of the dirties smut pieces I have ever read. Damn. Gonna have to sit in a cold bath after this one.

skyeofskynet

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I'm disappointed. There was no "we" here, so sex was just sex, with no real attachments or emotions, just brutal, dirty, nsfw sex. But the rhythm! I am in love with the rhythm.

Anonymous

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Slightly wooden in the early stages, but the sap soon rose!(More seriously, this is hilarious! XD)

juanitatequila

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I NEED A SEQUEL OMFG!!!!!

leonerdmccoy

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inspiring work. your prose are a work of art. i mean, once you look past the porn, you see your truly magnificent writing skills. A+

Anonymous

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This was the most amazing fanfic I have ever had the happiness and gratitude to read. The detail and voice was just amazing. We are Groot.

tomato_greens

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Fantastic! What a riotous, sensual coupling! What a glorious declaration of the self! And the subtlety of that slight––staccato––shutter at the end is magnificent, proof of both the work's inherent genius and the efficacy of its postmodern aims: a cynical reference to the existential void created when emotional and physical intimacy are unmatched in their respective fervors. This is the voice of a generation. Truly, truly, we are all Groot.

Anonymous

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A magnificent piece. Truly inspiring indeed. Better than the 50 shades trilogy garbage. Kudos!

Venkaskribbles

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*slow clap*

Majestrix

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There was a small part where you lost me, but your magnificent prose was able to put me directly in the scene. How do you do it?

Anonymous

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one of the most thrilling pwp fic I have ever read. Emotional and gratifying is an understatement. Truly a masterpiece.

penaltybox

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I really wasn't sure what to expect from this, but still... I don't think anybody thought that this would happen.

penaltybox

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we are groot

penaltybox

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this better not be the new "mishapocalypse" because i am misha you are misha we are all misha... RING A BELL? i am groot you are groot we are all groot. GROOTAPOCALYPSE?

Mangaluva

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This brought a tear to my eye. The characters were SPOT-ON, and you achieved a perfect balance of emotion and lightening humour. "I am GROOT" made me bust a lung!

TheSlowBurner

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I'm slightly disappointed that there's no We are Groot

nnirina

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This is... whoa. The emotions you give us are amazing. Great job, really !!

soniclipstick (veriscence)

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I am Groot, I am Groot! I AM GROOT! I am Groot, I am Groot:) <3

happygladys

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How should I handle all this feelings at the same time? HOW?

Anonymous

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A work of true genius. I've read plenty of fanfic that refuses to admit Groot's true character but this is revolutionary in its adherence to canon. You are a god among men, and this has changed my life. Thank you!

lostinparallel

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Omg I am absolutely disgusted. What kind of perverted person would write such a thing

Shirokou

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I almost couldn't finish, it got too intense.

justtoogaytofunction

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Very rarely do i come across something as emotional, thought provoking and touching as this. This work is absolotely amazing; literature changing. We have all heard of fanfiction being made into films, but this, this really hits the spot. In a few years I wouldn't be suprised to see this in The West End, Broadway, on film, made into a TV series e.t.c. You really have written something special.

jonphaedrus

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i have a very important question and that very important question is have you read the stick's interlude for words of radiance

Etharei

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The raw emotion and authenticity in your prose has no equal!

pocky_slash

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I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. That part made me actualfax laugh out loud! I really appreciate how you were able to work that bit of humor and levity into the larger story. It was such a great character moment!

redpantsandjam (fullonzombae)

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This is an astounding piece of writing. Your characterisation is perfect, and the way you drag the reader into Groot's subconscious, his wanton desires, and his fantasies. Have you considered a follow up piece?

Zombrigit

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Possibly the best thing ever written in the history of the world.

providenx

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this is a true work of art