I Am Groot
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I Am Groot

by sherlocksmyth

LIKES

169.4K

CHAPTERS

1

WORDS

1.3K

RATING

4.8

Summary

EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot. EDIT 04/05/2021:Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Twitter: @grootficguy

Reader Reviews

CrippledMuse

2 months ago

Your attention to detail is astounding. How you managed to get so deep into his character to express those emotions... Even -I- could feel them! And what imagery!

PERVPARK

2 months ago

I came.

DarkSorceressofLight

2 months ago

I AM GROOT!

Anonymous

2 months ago

WAAAAAAAAAAHH!! I hate one shots that end on cliffhanger!! >.

rhio

2 months ago

i.. i don't know what i expected

Anonymous

2 months ago

That account was beautiful and moving. I could feel the RAW EMOTION.

Deespiegel

2 months ago

So poetic I want to cry

FandomTrashbag

2 months ago

We are Groot.

cringewerewolf

2 months ago

We are... Groot....

lucymonster

2 months ago

Captivating prose and a rich, multi-layered premise. I have no idea how you managed to fit so much into such a short space, but the payoff is an immersive reading experience that tapped into the very deepest recesses of my soul. Kudos.

songofsunset

2 months ago

Transcendent.

MarcelinesNightosphere

2 months ago

I AM CRYING.My eyes are burning from the tears. This is glorious and all that is good in the world. Thank you, friend. Thank you.

PICKERBAE

2 months ago

mmm that's was fantastic! so intriguing and sensual! gave kudos ;D

liobi

2 months ago

This is like, safe for nowhere! I'm at home and I feel like i'm going to be fired for this!

avocadomoon

2 months ago

masterpiece. this is what fic is for

violentgril

2 months ago

WE ARE GROOT

bellaaanovak

2 months ago

this was everything i expected it to be

Summershade

2 months ago

I need to clear my browser history after this one-- No, that's not enough. I need a whole new computer! It's just so NSFW.

JacksG13

2 months ago

That was beautiful!

Anonymous

2 months ago

i love the detail you put into this, and that cliffhanger at the end! gosh, i cant wait for more

jauntylittlefrillyboy

2 months ago

Inspirational!

PocketofPersons

2 months ago

One of the dirties smut pieces I have ever read. Damn. Gonna have to sit in a cold bath after this one.

skyeofskynet

2 months ago

I'm disappointed. There was no "we" here, so sex was just sex, with no real attachments or emotions, just brutal, dirty, nsfw sex. But the rhythm! I am in love with the rhythm.

Anonymous

2 months ago

Slightly wooden in the early stages, but the sap soon rose!(More seriously, this is hilarious! XD)

juanitatequila

2 months ago

I NEED A SEQUEL OMFG!!!!!

leonerdmccoy

2 months ago

inspiring work. your prose are a work of art. i mean, once you look past the porn, you see your truly magnificent writing skills. A+

Anonymous

2 months ago

This was the most amazing fanfic I have ever had the happiness and gratitude to read. The detail and voice was just amazing. We are Groot.

tomato_greens

2 months ago

Fantastic! What a riotous, sensual coupling! What a glorious declaration of the self! And the subtlety of that slight––staccato––shutter at the end is magnificent, proof of both the work's inherent genius and the efficacy of its postmodern aims: a cynical reference to the existential void created when emotional and physical intimacy are unmatched in their respective fervors. This is the voice of a generation. Truly, truly, we are all Groot.

Anonymous

2 months ago

A magnificent piece. Truly inspiring indeed. Better than the 50 shades trilogy garbage. Kudos!

Venkaskribbles

2 months ago

*slow clap*

Majestrix

2 months ago

There was a small part where you lost me, but your magnificent prose was able to put me directly in the scene. How do you do it?

Anonymous

2 months ago

one of the most thrilling pwp fic I have ever read. Emotional and gratifying is an understatement. Truly a masterpiece.

penaltybox

2 months ago

I really wasn't sure what to expect from this, but still... I don't think anybody thought that this would happen.

penaltybox

2 months ago

we are groot

penaltybox

2 months ago

this better not be the new "mishapocalypse" because i am misha you are misha we are all misha... RING A BELL? i am groot you are groot we are all groot. GROOTAPOCALYPSE?

Mangaluva

2 months ago

This brought a tear to my eye. The characters were SPOT-ON, and you achieved a perfect balance of emotion and lightening humour. "I am GROOT" made me bust a lung!

TheSlowBurner

2 months ago

I'm slightly disappointed that there's no We are Groot

nnirina

2 months ago

This is... whoa. The emotions you give us are amazing. Great job, really !!

soniclipstick (veriscence)

2 months ago

I am Groot, I am Groot! I AM GROOT! I am Groot, I am Groot:) <3

happygladys

2 months ago

How should I handle all this feelings at the same time? HOW?

Anonymous

2 months ago

A work of true genius. I've read plenty of fanfic that refuses to admit Groot's true character but this is revolutionary in its adherence to canon. You are a god among men, and this has changed my life. Thank you!

lostinparallel

2 months ago

Omg I am absolutely disgusted. What kind of perverted person would write such a thing

Shirokou

2 months ago

I almost couldn't finish, it got too intense.

justtoogaytofunction

2 months ago

Very rarely do i come across something as emotional, thought provoking and touching as this. This work is absolotely amazing; literature changing. We have all heard of fanfiction being made into films, but this, this really hits the spot. In a few years I wouldn't be suprised to see this in The West End, Broadway, on film, made into a TV series e.t.c. You really have written something special.

jonphaedrus

2 months ago

i have a very important question and that very important question is have you read the stick's interlude for words of radiance

Etharei

2 months ago

The raw emotion and authenticity in your prose has no equal!

pocky_slash

2 months ago

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. That part made me actualfax laugh out loud! I really appreciate how you were able to work that bit of humor and levity into the larger story. It was such a great character moment!

redpantsandjam (fullonzombae)

2 months ago

This is an astounding piece of writing. Your characterisation is perfect, and the way you drag the reader into Groot's subconscious, his wanton desires, and his fantasies. Have you considered a follow up piece?

Zombrigit

2 months ago

Possibly the best thing ever written in the history of the world.

providenx

2 months ago

this is a true work of art