if you run fast enough
Spider-Man - All Media TypesAttempted Rape/Non-Conif you can call it a plotThreats of Rape/Non-ConPeter's 18peter needs to sleep moreAlpha/Beta/Omega Dynamicsit's mostly these two dorks falling in lovethe plot doesn't really start till chapter fourPeter Parker Needs a HugWade Wilson's a good guyand also kind of confusedDeadpool - All Media TypesMarvel Cinematic UniverseOmega Peter ParkerSpider-Man: Homecoming (2017)he'll pop up in this a little later thoughDeadpool (Movieverse)Mysterio's a dickAlpha Wade Wilson

if you run fast enough

by silvyri

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CHAPTERS

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RATING

4.8

Summary

Peter probably shouldn't be falling asleep on Deadpool, but after the Merc with a Mouth saves him from being abducted by two dick Alphas, he doesn't try as hard as he should to not.

Reader Reviews

OTPAlchemist99

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More please! I really love this story! <3And you did amazing with the characters! I think you really nailed Deadpool’s innocent and sweet but still dangerous attitude. :D

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this is very cute, can't wait to see where it goes. :)you should certainly check out the comics! basing your knowledge off the movies is.....well.....there's just a whole beautiful, crazy history you're missing out on! i'm sadly not so well verse on spiderman, but i know deadpool. the cable & deadpool series is epic and hilarious, and daniel way's writing is superb. and you MUST check out Liefeld and Nicieza, as they're the ones responsible for Deadpool's creation. comic book character history is so fascinating and amazing.

chicken_with_cancer

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Ahhhhh I love this so much!!! This is so well written and I loved how Deadpool gave Peter his space at the end and respected him and just ahhh this is amazing!!!!

kinmics

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I really love this and kiiiinda want more ♡ the post it notes were adorable :) When the criminals were like "shit it's Spiderman" and Deadpool didn't correct them I d i e d XD

CircleUp

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omg fab I love this

SpidarPool

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Welcome to the Spideypool family! Ahhh, your characterizations are good! Don’t fret! This was so enjoyable and I’m dying for more. The pacing was nice, and I love how the chapter ended. Also you gotta love respectful Alpha Wade - bless him. And poor Peter, that boy should not be entrusted to care for himself. Thanks for sharing this with us. <3

hazelcelt

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God they’re so cute. I love it.

BlackShady313

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*sniffle* that was beautiful I'm sad there's no follow up chapter :'(

Moosenogger

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Mmm, Peter gave Wade his number and borrowed his hoodie. I like where this is going. >)

Chapter 1

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Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw! While the alpha/beta/omega dynamics isnt usually my cup of tea I have to tell you I really like this one. Idk how Wade scent would smell like to Peter but I can imagine it as something very close to a fresh clean clothes washed in your fav laundry detergent. And thats the best smell in the entire world. Welp, maybe fresh sheets can be compared with that.

AhumokIo

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This is so cute and GOOD!!!!!

Multishipperfangirl

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I fucking love this story! Omg I love it so much! I cannot wait for the next part.

Chapter 1

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Ohemgee. I adore this so much!!! Could I have like, 100x more of this please?!!? Pretty please??!!?? With a cherry on top?!?

Chapter 1

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Ahhhhhh I love this! Please tell me there's more coming soon. It's so sweet and cute and perfect. You wrote Petey and Wade perfectly!Thank you so much for writing this! Much love & many kudos <3

Phylvance

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Wow this is a great first chapter! Can't wait to read more!

Cat_Eyes

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This is such a good fic! I was so high strung at the beginning, but then having Peter be all cuddly with Wade instantly made me feel better (thank you for that cuteness, btw... I needed it after those two assholes!). And Wade! He just seemed so confused the whole time, I loved it! I can't wait for more!

Caroline_is_not_here

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Oh my god, Peter is so comfortable with Wade for just sleep in him like it was nothing big, and I love it. I just love how he was so open to Wade and the stolen hoddie. So cute, oh god.

Devral

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This is a great start!

Chapter 1

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You didnt butcher them at all this is beautiful!

Chapter 1

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LOVE THE REFERENCE!!!!!!!!

anabonnana

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This is funny af. Loving it <3 I'm reading this at 1AM lol

Telepath

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Adorable Peter! I love his inner thoughts while he's loopy from sleep deprivation, I was smiling so much, and then when Deadpool picked him up and he was purring. And Deadpool squeaking about how he's a killer, just totally not knowing how to handle the cutie not being afraid of him and just snuggling up and announcing he's gonna sleep, shh. The whole scene was so fun, even spotting the hints and wondering if Deadpool will notice later, like Peter using his enhanced strength to cling and how he caught himself from correcting that he's a spider. You really show Deadpool's larger than life personality and cheerful announcement of his presence and critique of Cabbage Breath's fleeing technique. It really made the switch from the tension and fear of what they were doing with Peter to the safety Peter wants to snuggle up to work. That Deadpool is already affected by what Spidey told him and is trying to stop Peter from doing something he might regret was a great touch. I love borrowed comfy clothes, so Peter in Deadpool's hoodie is a great image. I'm thinking of a sweet chibi Deadpool for the sewn on patch. The post-it note story of glittery gore and adventure is so in character and thoughtful. A great first chapter and I'm so glad Peter left his number so we can see more of these two together!

strelochek

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this is really amazing, can’t wait for more!

TheEvilPenguin

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I....had no idea just how much I needed this. This is awesome <3

RhentheRunaway

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This story is so amazing!! I really love how the relationship between Peter and Wade is progressing. I can’t wait to read more of your lovely work :)

UltraCaffeinatedIvy

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I’m finally here lol Dude it’s amazing! I’m already loving it♥️ Can’t wait to read it all, I’m so curious of what is going to happen to our boys. Unfortunately I need to sleep and that doesn’t let me read it all tonight T-TBtw, Peter sleeping on Deadpool killed me

arialist

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Bookmarked, Kudos’d and SUBSCRIBED, because I can’t wait to see what’s coming up next! You’ve got Peter and Wade’s voices down perfectly, the smut is A+, and the plot is definitely intriguing to keep us coming back for more (apart from the smut, laaaawd). Can’t wait for more, you’re really doing a fantastic job!!!

Fe_Bat

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Fell in love with this! And I see you updated last on my birthday <3 all the hype for this story.

Wolfsonic

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Deadpool!! You sweet merc with a mouth you!!!

valy_urse

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I'm trying not to scream in shock and wake my sister up since it's 3 a.m. Good work, I cannot wait for the next chapter! Cheers!

taronsass

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I absolutely am loving this story so far!

Chapter 1

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Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, this is really good so far!

Chapter 1

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Okay, that's a bit excessive, Deadpool, I can't lie

Chapter 1

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okay that rickon stark mention was unnecessary- did you need to remind me of my lil innocent baby like that :((( but otherwise it was great lmao

Fe_Bat

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This story is so tooth rotting sweet it's just so perfect. <3

Jackson_Overland_Frost

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Is deadpool the ghost of Heather Chandler? I hope

asingleredheart

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Love me some A/B/O and size difference

JeffersonStarships

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You done-did make me giggle at the troll dolls.

LadyValentine_Sagittra

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Wonderful chapter! Deadpool saving Peter was awesome, Peter was really cute when he wouldn't let Deadpool go and what Deadpoool did for him was so sweet! All the stick men adventure was funny and cute. Deadpool hiding in bush was so funny, I can imagine him coughing in the bush with his well built frame XD Peter's note was cute and funny, the notes made me laugh.❤❤❤❤❤

AjSummer

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The fact that the bad guys thought Deadpool was Spider-Man... that was hilarious lmao

Thxfinalriddlx

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THIS,,,, THIS IS SO PROMISING I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!!! UGH YOUR TALENT !!!!

saltierthanbottomofapretzelbag

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Omg! The post-it notes were so cute!!

DefendersofMCUniverse (KateaWolf13)

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Adorable

Chapter 1

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Literally read this thing so fast - i freaking adore this!! Although lowkey hate that I'm now totally in love with Deadpool, thanks for that xD This whole universe you've created is so awesome, and the smut is just... magnificent !!

cinnamondevice

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“ “‘M so tired,” Peter whispers, “and you smell nice, I’m going to sleep right now, goodnight.” “Nononono, I kill people, you cannot fall asleep on me,” Deadpool squeaks “^^^^^^^^ and it was at that point that i was 100000% sold on this fic, tyvm & going to go read all the chapters now byeeeeee

Rilawhy

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too british

Naminia

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❤️

sodarkness

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Okay, you sucked me in the Pete/wade fandom. I love this! I Love your characterizations, it made it so fun to read! I can’t wait to read more of what you got!

Four_Nostril

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Gory and adorable. Fine stuff. And the eyebrow joke at the end was good!

lightsinside

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This is so cool! Gotta love aggressive snuggling ;)) I've read this work like twice and a half, so...hehe Also, I've found a couple of typos? Hope you don't mind my pointing them out ;)1) "Peter just stops himself from jumping up onto the wall of the building next to him in fright, but the split second he takes to consciously stop himself LET'S the guy swing up an arm around his shoulders." "let's" should be "lets", 'cause the first is a contraction of let us, and the second - third-person singular present tense of "let" 2) "He could just Spider-Man his way out of this, he’s undoubtedly stronger than this BULL HEADED egotistical Alpha by miles, but he’s kind of LEERY DOING anything super when he’s Peter and not Spidey, and to tell the truth he’s not sure if he’s got the capacity at the moment to curb his strength and not accidentally crush this dude’s skull." here "bull headed" is usually written with a hyphen; also, "kind of leery doing" should be "kind of leery of doing".Again, marvellous work! Will never get tired of re-reading, makes me feel things lolP.S. feel free to delete this comment, if or when it's not needed