Antediluvian

shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos

hello?? i love this au that you’ve created here??? the idea of sapnap being a dauntless asshole and karl being a goody two shoes church boy but they’re still dating and sapnap helps karl do reckless things and karl does domestic things for sapnap like painting his nails emo black for him is just???? i love this so much, i’m not even into religious stuff being mixed with sex and i’m still into this, excuse me

oh fuck yeah!!!!! this is so pog fivhfejfen plus this is a great plot for someone who was high when im high i just evaporate fmbxobmfd plus another gay with a religion kink cause of trauma??? HELL YEAH

Fucking Pogchamp

hihi i really love the concept of this but like is there any way you could make another one of these but just in third person??? obviously you dont have to but i got a little disappointed when i saw it was in second person, as i dont really like invisioning myself in the narrative. thanks!!!!!!! really loved it tho btw <3333

god holy shit this is hot as fuckas a fellow gay with religious trauma i resonate deeply with your author's note, and i think you might have awakened a kink in me that i didn't know i had until nowi would ramble more about this but my brain is absolutely not working tonight so I'll just say please keep writing, i've read your other smut fics and they're all hot as shit and your writing is amazingi love this, thank you for writing it <3

This was so good. •°• but when I was reading the tags and saw church sex I was like ‘church what’ XD it was unexpected but I liked it.

WHAT THE HECK MATE THIS IS REALLY WELL WRITTEN AND WE ALL KNOW THAT WRITING TAKES A LOT OF PRACTICE FOR IT TO BE HECKA FINE LIKE THIS SO MEGA KUDOS TO YOU AUTHOR, TAKE MY LOVE 😽💝💗💞💕💘💓💘💕💞💗💝💗💞💕💘💓💘💕💞💗💝

actually one of my favorite fics, i keep coming back to read it again!!! :)

nice! i love blasphemy!

good to see it uwu

this is my favourite nsfw fic and the only one that's managed to get me actually blushing in years

Catholicism is in fact the sexiest religion, god told me herself.

i have just commited blasphemy 😏😏

yes, everything here is just a 10/10!!!!!!!

YOU MADE ME REALIZE I HAVE A RELIGIOUS KINK DARN YOU

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE MORE CHURCH THINGS THIS IS SO GOOD

what did I just read

what in the religious trauma,

not me reading this while a chaplain is praying with my mom–

huh

this made my religious trauma go WOOO

WOO IM IN CLASS WHY AM I READING THISSSSSSS. ITS SO GOOD!

Im all out of grass help

THIS IS POGGERS FOR MY RELIGIOUS TRAUMA THANKS

GOOD FIC BANGER FIC PHENOMENAL FIC THIS FIC GOES SO HARD AMEN AMEN AMEN

i love this sm wth this is so pog

I was trying to read this but Trance Music for Racing game started playing so now every single time I try to fucking read this, I laugh so hard I start crying

Is this the fanfic everyone talks about on TikTok

Definitely not here bcs of tiktok, O_O

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8/10 great writing

I-

major mother mother vibes- can’t explain why-

i’m never trusting tiktok again

this is great & pretty well written BUT WHY THE SECOND PERSON POV PLS 😭🖐🏽

this is making the rounds on tiktok heads upalso.... distraction fics are my fave kind... as an ex christian i am emjoying this waay too much

ok this wouldve been realy good, DESPITE THE FACT THAT ITS IN SECONG PERSON OEJKSR 😭😭

Dude, it was hot af tbh

I'm here because my entire fyp iw filled with this fic! I never thought I would read about karl giving sapnap a blow job but j just did 😳🤷🏼♀️

sooooooooooooooo so well written omg

I got here from tiktoks and- I'm not dissapointed but this was interesting to say the least

Aww that was so cute damn 🥲🤲

dude this is all I've ever wanted and needed thank you so much for creating this wonderful piece of literature 😳

Im-- god i just...as a gay with religious trauma im-- ah im this is really good. Made me ✨feel things✨

i have no words

WOW this is so well written!I love the way you made Sapnap and Karl’s relationship

The amount of gays I know with trauma induced religion kinks physically pains me, especially because I am one of them. Also I don’t know why but I couldn’t stop thinking that Karl was dressed as a nun (but like,,, the fuckin spirit Halloween sexy nun things) even though you never said that he was dressed like one so that threw me off but that’s just my brainThis is written well. Good job :)

Honestly? No regrets! Super well written and smooth transitions

TikTok sent me here. This is unholy sin and I love it! I'm making a serious Rec list of fics, but you know what, I'm putting this one on it cause I actually had a good laugh and really enjoyed the fic. Loved it! Keep up the good (and crazy) work! :D