Antediluvian
MinecraftThey are so lovingEstablished RelationshipDirty TalkPrayers but make it sexyBlow JobsCatholicismIt takes place in Church Prime soFluff and SmutVideo Blogging RPFPlot What Plot/Porn Without Ploti am so soft for themHand JobsChurch Sex

Antediluvian

by orphan_account

LIKES

12.8K

CHAPTERS

1

WORDS

3.8K

RATING

4.8

Summary

It was boring. Boring. That’s the first thought you had about this whole situation. Fucking boring. What was the point of something like this? You weren’t getting into heaven anyway.And he wouldn’t be getting in either, if you could help it.

Reader Reviews

Anonymous

10 months ago

shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos

mseeyoutoo (explainyoursylph)

10 months ago

hello?? i love this au that you’ve created here??? the idea of sapnap being a dauntless asshole and karl being a goody two shoes church boy but they’re still dating and sapnap helps karl do reckless things and karl does domestic things for sapnap like painting his nails emo black for him is just???? i love this so much, i’m not even into religious stuff being mixed with sex and i’m still into this, excuse me

Anonymous

10 months ago

oh fuck yeah!!!!! this is so pog fivhfejfen plus this is a great plot for someone who was high when im high i just evaporate fmbxobmfd plus another gay with a religion kink cause of trauma??? HELL YEAH

Anonymous

10 months ago

Fucking Pogchamp

deadbeat_author

10 months ago

hihi i really love the concept of this but like is there any way you could make another one of these but just in third person??? obviously you dont have to but i got a little disappointed when i saw it was in second person, as i dont really like invisioning myself in the narrative. thanks!!!!!!! really loved it tho btw <3333

voided_space

10 months ago

god holy shit this is hot as fuckas a fellow gay with religious trauma i resonate deeply with your author's note, and i think you might have awakened a kink in me that i didn't know i had until nowi would ramble more about this but my brain is absolutely not working tonight so I'll just say please keep writing, i've read your other smut fics and they're all hot as shit and your writing is amazingi love this, thank you for writing it <3

Anonymous

10 months ago

This was so good. •°• but when I was reading the tags and saw church sex I was like ‘church what’ XD it was unexpected but I liked it.

mrmalarkeyao3

10 months ago

WHAT THE HECK MATE THIS IS REALLY WELL WRITTEN AND WE ALL KNOW THAT WRITING TAKES A LOT OF PRACTICE FOR IT TO BE HECKA FINE LIKE THIS SO MEGA KUDOS TO YOU AUTHOR, TAKE MY LOVE 😽💝💗💞💕💘💓💘💕💞💗💝💗💞💕💘💓💘💕💞💗💝

29cats

10 months ago

actually one of my favorite fics, i keep coming back to read it again!!! :)

planetjupiter

10 months ago

nice! i love blasphemy!

lovverboy

10 months ago

good to see it uwu

planetjupiter

10 months ago

this is my favourite nsfw fic and the only one that's managed to get me actually blushing in years

hellohallowedhalo

10 months ago

Catholicism is in fact the sexiest religion, god told me herself.

ilexber

10 months ago

i have just commited blasphemy 😏😏

migrxine

10 months ago

yes, everything here is just a 10/10!!!!!!!

Hecksocks

10 months ago

YOU MADE ME REALIZE I HAVE A RELIGIOUS KINK DARN YOU

starboyintrlude

10 months ago

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE MORE CHURCH THINGS THIS IS SO GOOD

danlangdon

10 months ago

what did I just read

nqther

10 months ago

what in the religious trauma,

strxwberry_lemonxde

10 months ago

not me reading this while a chaplain is praying with my mom–

Anonymous

10 months ago

huh

QuackityIRL

10 months ago

this made my religious trauma go WOOO

Bluu_Bear

10 months ago

WOO IM IN CLASS WHY AM I READING THISSSSSSS. ITS SO GOOD!

MossyCobble

10 months ago

Im all out of grass help

Puck_innit

10 months ago

THIS IS POGGERS FOR MY RELIGIOUS TRAUMA THANKS

strangecat84

10 months ago

GOOD FIC BANGER FIC PHENOMENAL FIC THIS FIC GOES SO HARD AMEN AMEN AMEN

dollireu

10 months ago

i love this sm wth this is so pog

Anonymous

10 months ago

I was trying to read this but Trance Music for Racing game started playing so now every single time I try to fucking read this, I laugh so hard I start crying

Astelixx

10 months ago

Is this the fanfic everyone talks about on TikTok

FujoShiOnigiri

10 months ago

Definitely not here bcs of tiktok, O_O

mk_3reprise

10 months ago

i uhm i i umhmmm u hiii -i.iiii.iii uhm uuu..u—u-umhm

miaugi

10 months ago

8/10 great writing

Bubblesinatub

10 months ago

I-

goblinboyx

10 months ago

major mother mother vibes- can’t explain why-

defnotelliot

10 months ago

i’m never trusting tiktok again

user489982364359

10 months ago

this is great & pretty well written BUT WHY THE SECOND PERSON POV PLS 😭🖐🏽

ajaxminded

10 months ago

this is making the rounds on tiktok heads upalso.... distraction fics are my fave kind... as an ex christian i am emjoying this waay too much

vleexd

10 months ago

ok this wouldve been realy good, DESPITE THE FACT THAT ITS IN SECONG PERSON OEJKSR 😭😭

pinkbunni

10 months ago

Dude, it was hot af tbh

lizzieonjah

10 months ago

I'm here because my entire fyp iw filled with this fic! I never thought I would read about karl giving sapnap a blow job but j just did 😳🤷🏼♀️

lame_boo319

10 months ago

sooooooooooooooo so well written omg

Anonymous

10 months ago

I got here from tiktoks and- I'm not dissapointed but this was interesting to say the least

iamsocoolpog

10 months ago

Aww that was so cute damn 🥲🤲

pervertizz

10 months ago

dude this is all I've ever wanted and needed thank you so much for creating this wonderful piece of literature 😳

Oxtri

10 months ago

Im-- god i just...as a gay with religious trauma im-- ah im this is really good. Made me ✨feel things✨

Dreamlyhq

10 months ago

i have no words

GreenbeanLuvzU

10 months ago

WOW this is so well written!I love the way you made Sapnap and Karl’s relationship

Xentipiiides

10 months ago

The amount of gays I know with trauma induced religion kinks physically pains me, especially because I am one of them. Also I don’t know why but I couldn’t stop thinking that Karl was dressed as a nun (but like,,, the fuckin spirit Halloween sexy nun things) even though you never said that he was dressed like one so that threw me off but that’s just my brainThis is written well. Good job :)

Urzombiez

10 months ago

Honestly? No regrets! Super well written and smooth transitions

NeonTitanium

10 months ago

TikTok sent me here. This is unholy sin and I love it! I'm making a serious Rec list of fics, but you know what, I'm putting this one on it cause I actually had a good laugh and really enjoyed the fic. Loved it! Keep up the good (and crazy) work! :D