Dirty Crime Boys

THIS IS GLORIOUS HOLY COW The writing!!!! I love it so much

RACCOON

PFFFF

HAHA YES This is Good

POG I LOVE THIS

Jdhushdhsyvsgsysbvdysgvsgw this is really good!! I cant wait to see what happens!Also: Racooninnit, Tubbee, Enderboo and Technopissed (XD)

I am wheezinG-This is great <3

fshsjsjs BRO FHDDJDHDJ

Tommy Ranboo and Tubbo are such fuckin Feral gremlins I’m loosing it!! Bro if I saw bright red crayon calling me a bitch after a break in I would have lost my shit bruhhh lmao. Still I honestly thought that were breaking into Philza’s house! Not Techno! That spells even more trouble...!Honestly love it!

oh this is excellent

OH I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SO FAR HOLY SHIT IM INVESTED

tommy leaving a message in fricking red crayon on the white walls only for techno to scream over it killed methat was so freaking funny oh my gosh lmao

God, I love these menaces. Always causing trouble somehow, and then suddently getting adopted without understanding a single thing. Looking forwards to what's next!

You’re doing really good on this! Great job!!

Chaos crew chaos crew :3

Oh no💀💜💜💜BUT GREAT AU I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT!!!

😂😂😂

HHAHAHA TELL EM TOMMY YEAHHHHHHH

Tommy really said "Get fucked <3"

BHAHAHAAHAH, YES TOMMY!! XDD

Stunning writing!!!

Of course Tommy leaves identifying marks. Dumbass

Techno could hear the screeching uproar of his chat, one particular voice that referred to themselves as Fossilnet screaming the loudest.I feel like this is

"Techno could hear the screeching uproar of his chat, one particular voice that referred to themselves as Fossilnet screaming the loudest."...Is this an inside joke ? I have no idea who this guy is and it felt so out of nowhere so can anyone please explain?

FUCKING CRAYON!WHEN HE SAID HE WAS WRITING SOMETHING I WAS THINKING LIKE PAINT OR SOMETHINGBUT ITS FUCKING CRAYONTOMMY YOU ABSOLUTE BABY!

reading this fic finally because today was just <3 no <3 too much <3 need happy silly fic now please thanks <3

I'm finally reading this shit after that one brainrot lmao

I'm already in love with this fic

STEVE

Oh boy did my blood run cold at what a bad idea it was when Tommy fished out that emerald.

YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD, IM HYPED

wooo 6000th kudos

I CANTTT DISFJHGDJSF HAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE THIS ALREADY

L for techno W for bench boys Honestly he had it coming 🙄🤚

Hehe

unrelated but how fun is it to write on walls

MORE SUPERPOWERED VILLAIN BENCHTRIO CHILDREN AU BRAINROT, HELL YEAH FOR ME

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

as the infamous skeleton once said... GET DUNKED ON!

But really, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT SECURITY WTHHHI tried dyeing my hair pink today and it didnt work and my head smells like toothpaste

YOU! YOU ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE AXOLOTL, DO YOU KNOW HOW HILARIOUS THIS IS?!?!?! THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY!!!! OMG!!!! GIVE ME A SECOND!!!! I NEED TO REMEMBER HOW TO BREATHE AROUND THE LAUGHTER!!! PFFT!!! XD OMG!!!Alright... alright... From the very first line I KNEW this was going to be good, but it just... it just kept getting better! You were like a conductor building your symphony up until we GOT TO THAT END!!!! OMG!!!! Right, let's discuss this chronologically!!!! The Bench Trio just casually chatting about their heist was PRECIOUS!!!! Once more you have me questioning if something SHOULD be precious though XD They're talking about stealing and I'm just here like: awwww, look at these boys plan a crime XD AND THEIR OUTFITS!!!! OMG!!! TOMMY HELPING TUBBO WITH HIS WINGS WAS SO CUTE!!!! AND RANBOO SEWING HIS MASK?!?!?! AHHHH!!!! SO CUTE!!!! And I love their different attitudes towards their goals: Tubbo making all this tech and being smart about things, Ranboo seemingly being dragged along for the ride and Tommy-“It’s too fucking simple, I wanted an actual challenge.”-innit (OMG! I read that line and was like... you've jinxed yourself, mate XD) AND!!!! TOMMY RECOGNIZING TECHNO!!! HE SHOULD HAVE LOOKED INTO IT MORE OMG!!!! AND THE MINDLESS INSULTS TOWARDS TECHNO!!! THESE BOYS ARE HILARIOUS!!! XDAND THEN THE HEIST!!!! IT WAS A DELIGHT!!!! Tommy literally focusing on EVERY important item to Techno... Tommy must have like a sixth sense based on how to annoy people that little bit more AND TECHNO IS GOING TO SUFFER XD ALSO TOMMY JUST CURLING UP ON TECHNO'S BED?!?!?! POOR TECHNO, BUT TOMMY AND THE BENCH TRIO DESERVE THAT BED MORE (should have stolen it >3) I LOVE how skilled these kids are as well, Tubbo with his tech and security knowledge, Tommy with his practical and street smarts and Ranboo with his teleporting and support!!! They work so well together and I love it, love THEM and I can't wait to see them do some harder heists (well... assuming they'll be able to with Techno hounding them after this XD). AND THE GRAFFITI!!!! TOMMY IS SUCH A BRAT BUT IT'S SO ENDEARING!!!! OMG!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!And finally... Techno's POV!!!! A part of me FEELS for this man. He's so busy, he and his family are always working and stressed and having to protect their identities and the ONE night he's meant to just relax he gets robbed. Not to mention he returns home instantly clocks on to something being wrong, finds out the power was (needlessly... though that was kind of funny as well XD) cut and he now has to invite someone into his home to fix it, some of his most sentimental items have been taken, his bed has been disturbed and someone had left him with a 'heartwarming' message. Really I feel for the man... BUT ALSO IT'S SO HILARIOUS AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHASE AFTER THE BENCH TRIO XD (OMG!!! HE PROBABLY THINKS THIS IS A TARGETED ATTACK BASED ON WHAT WAS TAKEN AND WHO HE IS, WHICH IS HILARIOUS AS WELL XD).OMG! OMG! OMG! I HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS FOR JUST THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!! LIKE, LIKE, LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION I LOVE TOMMY AND TUBBO'S LITTLE ANIMAL FEATURES!!! THE WINGS AND THE TAIL AND THE EARS AND THE ANTENNA!!!! SO PRECIOUS SOUNDING!!!! AND I LOVE HOW THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN AND HOW IT CONTRASTS SO WONDERFULLY WITH TECHNO'S POV AND AHHHHH!!!! THIS FIC IS AMAZING!!! I'D PROBABLY HAVE MORE TO SAY, BUT THE NEXT CHAPTER BUTTON IS TAUNTING ME!!!! EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND READ THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! <3

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT AGAINTHISTHIS FIC IS MY FAVORITE THING TO FUCKING EXISTYOU ARE A GODSENDHOLY FUCK—

Rereading this from a long time ago and I’m noticing some small details I didn’t before that are cool and good, such as Ranboo’s mask and Steve.

omg so good

<3

It’s incredibly late at night, my eyes hurt, i have a headache, and i have two finals tomorrow, one of which is PE, but this is also kinda cool sooo… eh, school is stupid anyway, who needs good grades when you can read minecraft fanfic

yesssssssss oh my god technos little pov of being just p i s s e d at tommy is just so funny for some reason

This fic has been highly recommended to me, and even only one chapter in I can absolutely see why. You've got me hooked, and I wouldn't be surprised if you hear more from me shortly. Have a wonderful day!

Holy HellI love the ending so much. The way you incorporate chat is beautiful. The descriptions sent chills down my spine-Also I love Tommy's inner dialogue (??) especially the part where we're told he'll turn anyone to swiss cheese if they rob his home. It gave me a bit of a giggle :)But seriously- your descriptions.... the way they paint a clear movie in my head- it's awesomeI've said this already but I'll say it again, I love the way Techno is written here

You're the top hero and can't even get good security bruh 😑