Dirty Crime Boys
Alternate Universe - Superheroes/SuperpowersVillain TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)Raccoon Hybrid TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)Villain Toby Smith | TubboFluffWinged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)SwearingDream SMPEnderman Hybrid Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)Minecraft (Video Game)Twins Wilbur Soot & TechnobladeSleepy Bois Inc-centricBee Hybrid Toby Smith | TubboPiglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)Sleepy Bois Inc as FamilyAlternate Universe - Modern SettingVillain Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)

Dirty Crime Boys

by AdorableAxolotl

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30

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RATING

4.8

Summary

In a world filled with superpowers, you would think that the daily struggles of life would be easier. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo find that, that isn't the case at all for three young boys that turn to a life of crime to be able to put food on the table. It's perfectly fine though, they're determined to become renowned villains and are just getting better and better at their craft.Until they break in and steal from the wrong house.The trio now find themselves fleeing at every turn because they've caught the eye of Pro-Heroes and Super Villains alike.____Or Bench Trio are dirty crime children that mistakenly break into the house of Pro-Hero 'The Blade' and steal from him. Catching the interest of Philza, who wants to adopt the little thieving children who look like they desperately need a hot meal and a warm bath.

Reader Reviews

ze_trashcan

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THIS IS GLORIOUS HOLY COW The writing!!!! I love it so much

PlutoIsntReal

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RACCOON

MewMewMew69

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PFFFF

Tallowwood

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HAHA YES This is Good

InkBunnyGold

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POG I LOVE THIS

Mook_Henchman42

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Jdhushdhsyvsgsysbvdysgvsgw this is really good!! I cant wait to see what happens!Also: Racooninnit, Tubbee, Enderboo and Technopissed (XD)

alt_f4_me

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I am wheezinG-This is great <3

Stagefour_fearoftrying

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fshsjsjs BRO FHDDJDHDJ

LunaLavenderSkies

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Tommy Ranboo and Tubbo are such fuckin Feral gremlins I’m loosing it!! Bro if I saw bright red crayon calling me a bitch after a break in I would have lost my shit bruhhh lmao. Still I honestly thought that were breaking into Philza’s house! Not Techno! That spells even more trouble...!Honestly love it!

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oh this is excellent

like_theletter

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OH I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SO FAR HOLY SHIT IM INVESTED

lostrambles

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tommy leaving a message in fricking red crayon on the white walls only for techno to scream over it killed methat was so freaking funny oh my gosh lmao

LunariaDeCielo

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God, I love these menaces. Always causing trouble somehow, and then suddently getting adopted without understanding a single thing. Looking forwards to what's next!

SquidDook

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You’re doing really good on this! Great job!!

Fsh

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Chaos crew chaos crew :3

Dream_Keeper

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Oh no💀💜💜💜BUT GREAT AU I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT!!!

EmiliaSaren

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😂😂😂

CelestialDevotee

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HHAHAHA TELL EM TOMMY YEAHHHHHHH

Dusk_Life

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Tommy really said "Get fucked <3"

AndroCoZ

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BHAHAHAAHAH, YES TOMMY!! XDD

JemTheBookworm

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Stunning writing!!!

Mythology_Researcher

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Of course Tommy leaves identifying marks. Dumbass

Chapter 1

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Techno could hear the screeching uproar of his chat, one particular voice that referred to themselves as Fossilnet screaming the loudest.I feel like this is

Chapter 1

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"Techno could hear the screeching uproar of his chat, one particular voice that referred to themselves as Fossilnet screaming the loudest."...Is this an inside joke ? I have no idea who this guy is and it felt so out of nowhere so can anyone please explain?

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FUCKING CRAYON!WHEN HE SAID HE WAS WRITING SOMETHING I WAS THINKING LIKE PAINT OR SOMETHINGBUT ITS FUCKING CRAYONTOMMY YOU ABSOLUTE BABY!

SeafoamTaide

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reading this fic finally because today was just <3 no <3 too much <3 need happy silly fic now please thanks <3

AikoCitrusMaker

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I'm finally reading this shit after that one brainrot lmao

BaconDog

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I'm already in love with this fic

RoyiisDead

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STEVE

antimony_medusa

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Oh boy did my blood run cold at what a bad idea it was when Tommy fished out that emerald.

Nasaki_Ruzui

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YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD, IM HYPED

aliendxde

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wooo 6000th kudos

solilokuy

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I CANTTT DISFJHGDJSF HAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE THIS ALREADY

Sadsapphicstar

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L for techno W for bench boys Honestly he had it coming 🙄🤚

Darkflowerz

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Hehe

K1ndaT1r3dNgl

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unrelated but how fun is it to write on walls

RammingThrough

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MORE SUPERPOWERED VILLAIN BENCHTRIO CHILDREN AU BRAINROT, HELL YEAH FOR ME

SoManyAngles

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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Baddest_bitc

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as the infamous skeleton once said... GET DUNKED ON!

Ranit4

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But really, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT SECURITY WTHHHI tried dyeing my hair pink today and it didnt work and my head smells like toothpaste

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YOU! YOU ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE AXOLOTL, DO YOU KNOW HOW HILARIOUS THIS IS?!?!?! THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY!!!! OMG!!!! GIVE ME A SECOND!!!! I NEED TO REMEMBER HOW TO BREATHE AROUND THE LAUGHTER!!! PFFT!!! XD OMG!!!Alright... alright... From the very first line I KNEW this was going to be good, but it just... it just kept getting better! You were like a conductor building your symphony up until we GOT TO THAT END!!!! OMG!!!! Right, let's discuss this chronologically!!!! The Bench Trio just casually chatting about their heist was PRECIOUS!!!! Once more you have me questioning if something SHOULD be precious though XD They're talking about stealing and I'm just here like: awwww, look at these boys plan a crime XD AND THEIR OUTFITS!!!! OMG!!! TOMMY HELPING TUBBO WITH HIS WINGS WAS SO CUTE!!!! AND RANBOO SEWING HIS MASK?!?!?! AHHHH!!!! SO CUTE!!!! And I love their different attitudes towards their goals: Tubbo making all this tech and being smart about things, Ranboo seemingly being dragged along for the ride and Tommy-“It’s too fucking simple, I wanted an actual challenge.”-innit (OMG! I read that line and was like... you've jinxed yourself, mate XD) AND!!!! TOMMY RECOGNIZING TECHNO!!! HE SHOULD HAVE LOOKED INTO IT MORE OMG!!!! AND THE MINDLESS INSULTS TOWARDS TECHNO!!! THESE BOYS ARE HILARIOUS!!! XDAND THEN THE HEIST!!!! IT WAS A DELIGHT!!!! Tommy literally focusing on EVERY important item to Techno... Tommy must have like a sixth sense based on how to annoy people that little bit more AND TECHNO IS GOING TO SUFFER XD ALSO TOMMY JUST CURLING UP ON TECHNO'S BED?!?!?! POOR TECHNO, BUT TOMMY AND THE BENCH TRIO DESERVE THAT BED MORE (should have stolen it >3) I LOVE how skilled these kids are as well, Tubbo with his tech and security knowledge, Tommy with his practical and street smarts and Ranboo with his teleporting and support!!! They work so well together and I love it, love THEM and I can't wait to see them do some harder heists (well... assuming they'll be able to with Techno hounding them after this XD). AND THE GRAFFITI!!!! TOMMY IS SUCH A BRAT BUT IT'S SO ENDEARING!!!! OMG!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!And finally... Techno's POV!!!! A part of me FEELS for this man. He's so busy, he and his family are always working and stressed and having to protect their identities and the ONE night he's meant to just relax he gets robbed. Not to mention he returns home instantly clocks on to something being wrong, finds out the power was (needlessly... though that was kind of funny as well XD) cut and he now has to invite someone into his home to fix it, some of his most sentimental items have been taken, his bed has been disturbed and someone had left him with a 'heartwarming' message. Really I feel for the man... BUT ALSO IT'S SO HILARIOUS AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHASE AFTER THE BENCH TRIO XD (OMG!!! HE PROBABLY THINKS THIS IS A TARGETED ATTACK BASED ON WHAT WAS TAKEN AND WHO HE IS, WHICH IS HILARIOUS AS WELL XD).OMG! OMG! OMG! I HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS FOR JUST THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!! LIKE, LIKE, LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION I LOVE TOMMY AND TUBBO'S LITTLE ANIMAL FEATURES!!! THE WINGS AND THE TAIL AND THE EARS AND THE ANTENNA!!!! SO PRECIOUS SOUNDING!!!! AND I LOVE HOW THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN AND HOW IT CONTRASTS SO WONDERFULLY WITH TECHNO'S POV AND AHHHHH!!!! THIS FIC IS AMAZING!!! I'D PROBABLY HAVE MORE TO SAY, BUT THE NEXT CHAPTER BUTTON IS TAUNTING ME!!!! EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND READ THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! <3

m3ll0h1

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OH MY GOD I FOUND IT AGAINTHISTHIS FIC IS MY FAVORITE THING TO FUCKING EXISTYOU ARE A GODSENDHOLY FUCK—

crystallinefoliage

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Rereading this from a long time ago and I’m noticing some small details I didn’t before that are cool and good, such as Ranboo’s mask and Steve.

Chapter 1

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omg so good

Krashing_Starz

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<3

Fairy_Fiction

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It’s incredibly late at night, my eyes hurt, i have a headache, and i have two finals tomorrow, one of which is PE, but this is also kinda cool sooo… eh, school is stupid anyway, who needs good grades when you can read minecraft fanfic

Cinnam0ndr3ams

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yesssssssss oh my god technos little pov of being just p i s s e d at tommy is just so funny for some reason

Josh_Ma_Dude

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This fic has been highly recommended to me, and even only one chapter in I can absolutely see why. You've got me hooked, and I wouldn't be surprised if you hear more from me shortly. Have a wonderful day!

KunaiHanaki

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Holy HellI love the ending so much. The way you incorporate chat is beautiful. The descriptions sent chills down my spine-Also I love Tommy's inner dialogue (??) especially the part where we're told he'll turn anyone to swiss cheese if they rob his home. It gave me a bit of a giggle :)But seriously- your descriptions.... the way they paint a clear movie in my head- it's awesomeI've said this already but I'll say it again, I love the way Techno is written here

Chapter 1

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You're the top hero and can't even get good security bruh 😑