Storm in a Teacup
by Faith Wood (faithwood)
LIKES
51.9K
CHAPTERS
1
WORDS
8.0K
RATING
4.8
Summary
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.
Reader Reviews
Tristitia
2 months agoOh, gawd! Perfect reading material!
sansamour20
4 months ago“possibly sniffing black feather dusters for the rest of his life” – best line ever I loved this so much I want more of this verse draco’s sarcasm feeds my soul I had so much fun laughing while reading(at work!) thank you so much! <3
Anonymous
4 months agoWonderful! I don't know how you do it, but it's always fab! I love your characterizations of Harry and Draco. Draco's vulnerabilities just come through so well. Great story!
zebru
4 months agoRereading this beauty :) Damn, they are perfect together! *happy sigh*I tried using the first half of this (with all the essay writing) as an inspiration to finally tackle the paper I've been postponing doing, but now they changed the purpose of their alcove to an infinitely more fun one, writing the paper sounds so much less appealing.
Alatariel
4 months agoI died of cute! Draco's vulnerabilities are angsty and real, yet at the same time funny and ridiculous! You always seem to find the right balance. I grinned so much and so hilarious with the hair obsession! Really adore you and your writing. Thank you so much for this, it was so good.
Anonymous
5 months agoQuite nice, quite nice indeed.
Conzieu
6 months agoThe cutest story ever. And though I don't usually like cute, I loved it. :)
bane_ofexistence
7 months agoTHIS MAKES ME SO HAPPYTHANK YOU
pineapple_couch
9 months agoThis made me grin like an idiot until I finished reading. Great story, thanks for sharing!
vernie_klein
9 months agoFaith my dear..... I love your Drarry. This was very good.
Kaleido_dance
9 months agoI don't really understand why this has so manykudos, it's not bad, but it's not amazing either...
prompt_fills
10 months agoOh my God, I laughed so hard. This was beautiful, beautiful!
onewingedbird
10 months agoHow adorable! I loved every moment. Big stupid from on my face. This is perfect.
BID
10 months agoYour draco is perfect!I FUCKING LOVE YOUR DRACO!He's so snarky and mean, and a complete arse but so human it's like you could stretch your hand out and pet him and he'd bite back.Really this story's lovelyThank you fr oyur efforts!
Anonymous
11 months agoThar was A lovely story.very funny
Anonymous
11 months agogOD loved it, the best hour of a saturday night i've had in awhile <3
Anonymous
11 months agoThis was so sweet and funny! Laugh out loud hysterical at times, some of those lines. Great job. :)
dimbleby
11 months agoDraco wants to give him allll the chocolates. yes. thank you for this.
porc
12 months agoThis surprised me! Gorgeous and brilliant writing. Just the right amount of fluff and feels!
Anonymous
12 months agoDamn this is so much in character! I loved it!!
imawizrd
12 months agoLoved the develope of Draco in this usually post war people still write Draco as being a massive schlong but I feel like you captured his regret and all that of what he did without explaining it in massive detail. Also a really adorable story loved it!!
Anonymous
about 1 year agoAh your fics are such unadulterated joy. The writing was gorgeous, the Potterverse perfect, the brilliant knotgrass was a compelling trope to further the theme of Harry's hair! I adore your harry and draco. The humour in your fics as well always lifts them way above the herd, the big scene on the pitch had me laughing so loudly I nearly woke up my 3 year old. Thanks for writing this
flusen
about 1 year agoLoved it! I am so very fond of babbling, guilty Draco.
Wynhilde
about 1 year agoHaha! Of course they'd both go back to that spot just to see each other... Oh, boys... :DHarry admitting he's gay only to Draco, the hair, the badge, the inpromptu nakedness... Ha, Faith, you know how to make me happy! <3I liked this very much! Thank you for sharing!
Martynax
about 1 year agoThis is great! <3 Draco is so silly with his obsession on Harry's hair ;3 Can I translate it into Polish? :)
AppleTaters
about 1 year agoi cringed with embarassment and then i flailed from the cute. in summary, your story was amazing and i will never recover
Kattua
over 1 year agoSo good!!
hazylex62
over 1 year agoi wish i could give you a thousand kudos!!!! this was amazing! Thank you =)
Tsuj
over 1 year agoHowever did I miss this absolute gem?!
Pyrane
over 1 year agoThanks !! And poor Harry, really ;D***Pyrane***
lulu_kitty
over 1 year agoI laughed for like 5 minutes straight after Draco vanished Harry's clothes omg.
strawberrycreamcake
over 1 year agoI'm so happy I read this, it's gorgeous!! So amazing!! :D
TeddyLaCroix
over 1 year ago"Potter, I'm referring to your newfound desire to shag blokes." He frowned. "Whose instructions were you following, then?""It's not newfound, exactly. I had fantasies about blokes before." Potter seemed to drift off for a moment — probably having a shockingly inappropriate fantasy right then and there — and then he blinked and added, "They were Snape's instructions.""Snape instructed you to fantasise about blokes?"↑ Oh my gosh, I'm dying here. xD"You're a complete prick, you know that?"Draco had to laugh. "Luckily for me, you like pricks."↑ *wheezing*"Due to obvious reasons, I changed them to say, 'Potter sucks.'"The indignant protest Draco expected failed to happen. Potter's lips parted and then, amazingly, he blushed.↑ *asthma-attacking*Draco Vanishing Harry's clothes... omg, I was at the edge of my seat, hoping he was just having a bad dream. O.O Poor both of them!! D: But even so, LOL at Draco's crazy fixation on Harry's strand of hair nonetheless. xD Even so, Draco's confession, oh, the pain it caused my poor, asthma-attack-weakened heart!Potter was smiling. "Will you really buy me a carriage full of treacle tarts?""I will," Draco vowed. "Eventually. One at the time. If I buy you so many at once, you'll eat them all and get sick."↑ Pffft. XD Practical!"I'd better go rescue your bag, then," Potter said, and then went and did just that. He was good at that sort of thing. It made Draco want to kiss him all the time. It was really quite pathetic.But then Potter was nearly eaten by the grass, and Draco had to rescue him, which was kind of pathetic of Potter too, so Draco thought this thing between them might just work out in the end.↑ *dying again*""Countless?" Potter's tongue peeked out to give Draco a teasing lick.Draco tried not to squirm too much. A moan escaped him. It was too hard to lie at this point. "It's hard to count zeroes."↑ PFFFT, nice, Draco. I really love his way of twisting his own words here. 8D Brilliance!Your ending, also, is, of course, absolutely perfect. ♥
LuLu_ZuZu99
over 1 year agoI giggled and awwed throughout this entire thing. Loved it!
akikaza
over 1 year agoOh my goodness, I loved this so much!!One thing I absolutely *loved* that I don't really think I've seen in the past is the magic you used - I loved the bouncing hovering desks, and the bouncing bed, and the fact that Harry almost got eaten by the knotgrass! I was reading an article about writing Harry Potter fanfiction, and the author was stressing the importance of making sure to keep some of the magic going in the story, and even making up some of your own, so it really feels like you're in that world. I think that's something that has been missing from a lot of HPDM fic I've read, and so I was so pleased and excited to see it in this story.I laughed so much! I liked watching Harry and Draco's relationship play out - it grew from something tentative to something (semi?)sure and sweet. And I CANNOT believe he vanished Harry's clothes like that! I covered my eyes on that part - I could not believe that had just happened, lol! But it made for a great plot twist, and I'm happy everything got resolved :)I really loved reading this! Again, I was so happy to see the magic in your story! It kept everything fun and exciting :)
sheccid187
over 1 year agoLovely, completely adorable Dracos' fixation with Harrys' hair.
diddleymaz
over 1 year agoBrilliant
barebranches
over 1 year agoLove this! You have a great light touch with their characters that rings very true, as does the world around them. Really enjoyed it, and definitely going to read the rest of your fics now. Thank you!
AutumnalPurr
over 1 year agoIt was such a light and sweet read... :) Your stories are definitely one of the best when it comes to Draco/Harry - I absolutely adore you writing style!
Anonymous
over 1 year agoOh, this is one of the sweetest draco/harry stories I've read!
killuazcldyck
over 1 year agoLEAMVAEJWNVKEAJBGEJAWFJEKNGBWEGBHJRVUIWEARBJBh loved it I cannot fluff wow I love wow
Nia_Kantorka
almost 2 years agoI love your fics. No matter what happens one can always laugh their ass off. Thx for sharing!
Vardagaladhiel
almost 2 years agoThis was so lovely, I'm sitting here with a huge grin plastered across my face! I loved the way your wrote Draco's POV- it was perfect!
theTitan03
almost 2 years ago"I'd better go rescue your bag, then," Potter said, and then went and did just that. He was good at that sort of thing. It made Draco want to kiss him all the time. It was really quite pathetic.But then Potter was nearly eaten by the grass, and Draco had to rescue him, which was kind of pathetic of Potter too, so Draco thought this thing between them might just work out in the end.^^favorite part^^well, really, the entire fic was ;) <3
mouthwhisperer
almost 2 years agoThis is so fucking great ugh
thefablemuncher
almost 2 years agoThat was absolutely lovely.
kirbeby
about 2 years agothis is just as good as the first time i read it. i love it
MadaraUchiha
about 2 years agoOHMY GOD LIKE THE ENDING 2 SCENTANCES I LIVE FOR
Frayach
about 2 years agoLoved this! Draco's blurry-faced-fantasy-guy was hilarious :) As always, your characterizations are spot-on and your Hogwarts world is just right. I love your stories - they're feel-good-make-me-grin stories that aren't at all fluffy, which imho is not any easy feat to pull off. Another enthusiastic bravo!
Anonymous
about 2 years agoLove you!!!!





