How to Smile with Bloody Teeth

Oh I love this,,, I'm gonna be thinking about this concept for months, I swear!

wow what a cool concept!! i absolutely love techno’s & tommy’s dynamic! super excited to see what happens next <3

This, this is beautiful

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS FIC I OWE EVERYTHING TO YOUYOU CAN HAVE MY FIRST BORN CHILD IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTERRRRRRRAAAAATHANK UFOSIJjits so good genuinely I fucjing love bedrock bros

I love this fic so much like it's so goodBoth as a fic by itself and as a concept

I ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN TOMMY IS THE BLOOD GOD AND TECHNO IS THE UNSUSPECTING FOLLOWER AND TREATS TOMMY WELL LIEKGBJESJBSOEKDKEJENDUDJSBNEJDHDBHS ILOCE IT SO MUCHHHH

Please. Take my First Born Child For a New chapter.

I'll give you my entire bloodline for another chapter

you ICON this is amaaazing --ur characterization is PHENOMENAL and your writing style? [chefs kiss] thank u sm for sharing this!!!!

THIS STORY CONCEPT IS SO GOOD author your brain is enormous and so wrinkly The scenes between the two of them are so goddamn soft it makes me so happy ToT im hype for when techno discovers who tommy is, i don't know if it's gonna be funny or angsty but either way I'm excited 👀

Great fic idea and perfectly executed! The fight scenes are vivid and easy to visualise. Can’t wait for the second chapter!

Vibing with this so hard

omg ily

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! this is the 1st fic I've read were like tommy blood God innit gets along with technoblade and I love it??? I didn't realize I needed this??? It's so good just like all of it ahhhhh. The protection that tommy gives him as a kid and techno feels safe around him when he's pretending to be human???? SCREAMS I fucking adore it. Not to mention the alter??? the gifts??? HOW TECHNO NEVER OFFERS BLOOD IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH SLDJSJAJ AND TOMMY JUST LIKE "wow ur gifts r so cool" I am not okay in anyway. Techno praying to the blood God,,,,about tommy,,,, the thought is there it's so there I'm crying. Hes just so soft for tommy and wants to protect him and tommy is literally like "yeah death can't fucking have you sorry bff" oh my god. Good shit such good shit. They're so,,, <33333 anyways yeah this is amazing and lovely and I want to eat this fic with a fork and knife oh my good its so good

:o I Love this!

Tommy: techno is MINE y'all hear me up thereThe gods, who probably couldn't care less but they also don't want tommy hurt: O_O

I love this so much! I think I might’ve found a new favorite trope. Does a trope exist where a God interacts with a follower of them without the follower knowing?

PUNCHING THE AIR RN THIS IS SO GOOD!!!

once again another amazing story, ive officially binge read all of your dsmp fics. You write the tommy saves techno concept so well!

This is an incredible idea, and the idea of tommy being the blood god and caring deeply for his last follower... Man it's just so good. Especially with how Techno acts like the adult in the situation, despite Tommy being the older more powerful one. Such a fascinating story. Also it makes sense for Tommy to be so possessive and honestly a little dark, but considering who he is that's to be expected. Gotta say though, love the idea of smaller Tommy being the actual badass of the two, even though techno is much more outwardly terrifying. Overall, incredible characterization, great story, and a fantastic idea. Well done.

Love the this fic!! Really love the idea of Tommy being this god and being protective over Techno. Techno is so oblivious huh. The dynamic is wholesome and really cute. Excited for the next chapter, take your time of course.

YOOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT IM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS OH MY GOD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This is amazing! I love how Tommy was like "me and Ponk trade favors all the time" because that sounds like something they would do, especially if their characters had become closer in the smp!

Techno really be snitching on himself

I’m a sucker for God!Tommy and mortal!Techno. I love how it’s always techno being so protective and Tommy is a literal god. It’s so cute.I can just picture baby techno just leaving a baked potato on a dead body and it’s too wholesome. Just hhhhh wholesome soft techno hours.

Tommy, with the subtlety of a forest fire :Meanwhile, Techno, dense than a potato :They're made for each other

THE NOTES AHAHAHHAHAH

he really is that oblivious

Tommy's arms must ache after catching himself before accidentally revealing his godliness so many many times

Holy SHIT this shit is so fucking good, what a concept!!"'Nothing!' the new kid said, grinning wildly, 'I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!'" LMAOOOOOO just Tommy being like "oh yeah, he gets MAD amounts of bitches" is so fucking funny"Still, no self-respecting adult would follow Techno around like a confused duckling all day, asking inane questions and taking up all of his time." AWWWWWWEEEEEE Tommy and his clingy tendenciesTechno constantly praying for Tommy's safety is so fucking funny, especially cause Tommy can HEAR those prayers. Imagine having to hear this big ass fucking buff dude who's your friend every morning be like "and please keep them safe, cause they're tiny and weak and can't do anything to protect themselves" and you just have to stand there and take it. It must have been so scary for Tommy when Techno was dying, though, because like how much would it SUCK to see that your friend is dying and all they can think about is keeping you safeThen Techno being upset that Tommy asked Ponk for a favor :( Cause he's worried Tommy is going to be used and abused :(((Techno wanting to protect Tommy so bad and Tommy protecting him EVERY time is like a mix of so sweet and so funnyFucking love this fic, wonderful job!!

My brain has created a meme and now I offer it as a sacrifice to Author Lockergirl (Author Locker?) An army of warriors: Oh almighty blood god we present you this fresh flesh please bless us with power amd protect usTommy with a bored look: Meh.Little Techno: Here have a baked potatoTommy: This is the most amazing thing I have received in millenniums.

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Techno that’s the most confusing statement ever. Like dear blood god I’m not worthy of your presence but u need to ask of you to protect the blood god-LIKE LFAKHJSHS

I love the fact that techno is like spilling his feeligns about tommy to the blood god meanwhile tommy is like 🥰 "Techno likes me"“Blood for the Blood God,” Techno muttered absently.“Not yours!” Tommy yelled, looking extremely distressed. He looked up at the sky, pulling his hands from Techno’s wound and clasping them in prayer.Yoooo this interaction is so good, got me right in the heart <3

“But Tommy wasn’t listening. He looked up at the sky and flipped it off. “You hear that, everybody? Fuck you!” Tommy paused. “Except Ponk! Thanks again!””AMAZING““Then can you keep holding me?” Tommy asked, voice wavering.”oh buddy““I’m a soldier, Tommy. The only new people I meet want to kill me. I’m pretty sure if I had come across a god, I would have been smited by now.””:DDDDDDD““Six lucky shots? Tommy, I saw you in training. You couldn’t hit a boulder, let alone six hands in a row.”“Five hands,” Tommy said, uncharacteristically bitter. “I missed the last one.””:DDDDDD

Instead of slaughtering prisoners of war, like the generals preferred, Techno would leave the Blood God a bit of his dinner. Extra supplies. Some flowers or pretty rocks. After so many years, he knew what his patron liked. The items were always gone by morning. You'd think after so many years of this guy being the only one to actually retain the god's attention people would...observe, and figure out what they're doing wrong. The idea of Tommy, bright, wonderful Tommy, enslaved to some random deity, forced to bend to their every will… It made Techno sick. If the gods of this 'verse are really known to misuse debts like that, I'm a little surprised Techno seems so chill with the blood god. Of course, he hasn't really been in a debt situation yet. “You shouldn’t insult the gods. And you shouldn’t give them blank checks, under any circumstances. That healing god isn’t going to just let you go!”Tommy cocked his head. “But you swore yourself to the Blood God.”“That’s different,” Techno insisted. “The Blood God… he’s not like the other gods.”“How?”“He… he protected me. When I was a kid. I owe him everything.” Then again, Techno sure seems to think he's in a debt situation, what with the childhood potato offering and all, but I think Tommy has a different idea of who did something for the other and who's paying the other back first.Tommy paused. “Would you do anything for him?” he asked softly.Techno nearly scoffed. “Of course. He’s my patron.”“Then can you keep holding me?” Tommy asked, voice wavering. ...is Tommy just realizing that his new brother is the little kid he helped off the battlefield that one time? I mean, he's also probably still reeling from Techno's near death, but still.(I've already read this story and what's up of the sequel so far, so this is just me doubling back to comment.)

I adore this au so so bad

i love this concept and it’s so well written! Techno being so worried about tommy insulting the gods or being indebted to them, while tommy doesn’t care because, you know, he is a god was so great!

“C’mon, Ponk,” Tommy prayed, screwing his eyes shut, “You give me this and I’ll owe you the biggest favor you’ve ever gotten! Anything you want!”--awww I love thatTommy smiled, though it looked a bit more like he was baring his teeth. “Death doesn’t get you,” Tommy said, voice manic and possessive and full of love, “You’re mine.”-- oooo he's a little freak! <3“Oh really? Name one.”“Death.”Techno’s heart did a weird little jump. “Sorry, did you just say you’ve met Lady Death?”“Yep!” Tommy said with a grin. “She’s really nice.”--fjciehfnif this whole exchange is gold Quickly, he glanced up at the sky.“Come on,” he said, a crooked grin stretching across his face, “that’s got to count.”--Mama Universe can the baby godling PLEASE have some divine power? Some divine power for the Blood God?Aaaaaa this is really cute so far!!!

I know this probably wasn't your intent but I am rolling in the floor laughing. Holy shit this is the funniest shit I have read since the PS4 script. It's also really ironic, especially with how Techno is freaking out about this child accidentally selling his soul and Tommy is just so worried for Technos safety. They're so fucking sweet but they're also dumbasses

ohhhh my gosh this is so so cool. IM IN LOVEEE

Hahahahaha. This is such a cool premise. Oh my god. I love this.

I love how Tommy's dropping hints that he's a god and then Techno is just clueless-

“Blood for the blood god” “Not yours!” GOD I’m rereading this and this line still absolutely DESTROYS me

I love the idea of tommy coming to the mortal world just to fool around lol

Oh my god this is fantastic :D

Tommys power is weaker then it should be because the people have stopped believing in him.

PFFFFFFFFFT THE NOTES XD ALSO THIS IS AMAZING, WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAYS-

I adore this. This is phenomenal.

This is so good I'm just in love with this <3