One Day I Met God (Turns Out, He's an Idiot)
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One Day I Met God (Turns Out, He's an Idiot)

by Sunshine_3

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12.3K

CHAPTERS

10

WORDS

33.9K

RATING

4.8

Summary

Every year, the Tournament of the Gods is held to determine who is worthy to gain the favor of the universe's deities.This year, Tommy is determined to win, to be the youngest person ever to claim a victory.Not because he wants to be blessed or anything. He just thinks it's funny.--------An AU in which Tommy Innit is just a mortal vibin' and doing his thing and the rest of SBI are gods who have claimed him as their favorite.

Reader Reviews

Rattytummies

10 months ago

YOOOOOO THIS IS SO COOL!! I LOVE YOUR WRITING STYLE SO MUHC WOWOOW

Fintastica

10 months ago

Oh gosh. I want tp see this now. Is that an option? Fintastic, seal of approval, tommy giving everypne heart atacks is my cup of teaWait a sec.....techno doesnt watch the tournement unelss someone like tommys in it? .....well then dont tell that to the crowds ig

otaku_van

10 months ago

Can't wait to see more, I can just imagine SBI showing up in person and everyone kneels/bows to them then Tommy flipping them off and calling them names. Love it!

Wintercat96

10 months ago

yOOOOOOOOo i’m so excited for this!!!

Chapter 1

10 months ago

I have the slightest feeling that the tournament will be slightly rigged in Tommy's favor-I have so many questions, but I supposed they'll be answered as the story progresses, yes?Oof I haven't taken any of my tests yet (I'm probably gonna have to take the AAPPL test tomorrow or sometime this weekend, which will suck), but that sounds like hell if I'm being honest. Also, yay covid vaccine! I hope you don't get the bad side effects! More than your arm hurting, that is.Anyway. Have a fantastic day/night! Remember to drink water, eat healthy and sleep! Also, try and go outside occasionally (not that you don't, I'm just saying lol). <3 <3

mosscoveredbird

10 months ago

mmmmmmmm, loving this concept!! cannot wait to keep reading!!

ReadTheBooks

10 months ago

I imagine being a god is much more stressful when Tommyinnit is your favourite mortal and seems to be able to get into trouble consistently.

Rilliant

10 months ago

Dude this is SUCH a cool concept! Can't wait to see what you do with this!

Beezknees

10 months ago

oh i love this premise :D tommy is totally cheating the system, but really, who cares? he has three gods on his side!love it :) ❀️

omen_nemo

10 months ago

this sounds like its gonna b great :) love ur writin style already

Beazlerat

10 months ago

This story sounds awesome!

Jadaluvr1

10 months ago

I love this!

Silvalina

10 months ago

I am so excited fo4 big man innit to kivk ass!!! I lovr this so much omfg

WriteItRight2

10 months ago

This is such a poggers idea. I'm loving this. And yeah, this is pretty funny.

RoLuFi_DB

10 months ago

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RedPandaYourBeloved

10 months ago

WHAT THE HECC I WAS PLANNING ON POSTING AN GOD AU TOMMY FANFIC AS WELL??? I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO POST A STORY ABOUT THIS TOMSADHDBHCBYUWFEVYUWVCD

aria_exe

10 months ago

im in love with this already omggg

sinofwriting

10 months ago

Awe! Can only imagine how happy Techno is going to be, hearing that Tommy will be in the tournament.

Lightcassian

10 months ago

I really like this and thank you for making my day <3

LuckyMagicBelle

10 months ago

I love this already

Tacochippy

10 months ago

Oh yeah dude this is pogCHAMP

V1taLy23

10 months ago

Oh there are so many angst possibilities for this fic- I love it. And even if it won’t be angst, I’ll still love it

pinkie2054

10 months ago

omg i love this

summer164

10 months ago

This is going to be hilarious, Tommy's casual disrespect is going to give everyone heart attacks and they are going to wonder how he hasn't got killed by the gods yet. Is it going to be revealed (accidentally) that Tommy has he gods favour because that would e a real wtf moment for everyone. But I guess Tommy wouldn't want the attention.

solartsy

10 months ago

MANNN I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE THIS, ITS SO COOLalso if ur still strugglin with round 2 (or maybe even 3),u could do a plain old capture the flag but deadly edition? they get to plan stuff like half an hour beforehand and they get to use weapons, and in tommy fashion they don't listen to him but he turns out great? would be fun to show off the brains :))

bluechamomiletea

10 months ago

Aaa this is so good!!

justareadingaccount

10 months ago

this is already hilarious and i love this concept, time to binge read

anarchy_pog

10 months ago

i love it i adore it this is amazing i’m so excited ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

FredrickthePig

10 months ago

<3

xiooo

10 months ago

Tommy's just cosy with the local deities, everything's normal.

Chapter 1

10 months ago

Oh so ur gonna insult Tommys mom nowGuess what turd, his mums DEAD(I don't actually know that im trying to intimidate this guy here-)-Bean <3(Hey! Came from ur fic 'Bring Your Son to War Day'. So hyped to see what you have here!)

antimony_medusa

10 months ago

β€œSome god-fearing believer, steadfast in their concern over the power of the gods always decided to question his sanity. The record number of requests for mercy on his soul in one day was somewhere around 11. He was still trying to beat that record, but hadn’t come close yet.”Amazing. Oh my goodness this is such an excellent setup.

lightningbugqueen

10 months ago

I am one chapter in and I already LOVE IT

Chapter 1

10 months ago

REREADING THIS MASTERPIECE

ze_trashcan

10 months ago

AAAAA .I LOVE THIS SO MUCH Tommy trying to beat his record of "have mercy"ies is beautiful

lesbos4matz

10 months ago

Hello! Myself and a couple friends are interested in making a series of podfics and we'd love to record your story! If this is something you would be interested we'd love to dm to talk further!

quaetx

10 months ago

Mmmm<3

basil_gaming

10 months ago

tommy: :) all the gods, at once: the skrunkle β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— the skrimblo!!😍😍πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° yoinky sploinkyπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

Mini_tUrboK2

10 months ago

my interest has been piqued

kitkatnerds3

10 months ago

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Angeliqueisok

10 months ago

ok but wilbur being the Siren God is so fucking cool like that's not fair it's way to cool :)

Esmeralda_Anistasia

10 months ago

πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Animallover24678

10 months ago

Aww that’s cute

LyreLikesToWrite

10 months ago

I love this concept and the style is so goodAmazing chapter + writing <3

Crowverlord_1

10 months ago

My sbi foundfamily phase has returned - this fic so far is perfect I’m binge reading it all holy shit!!!

Chapter 1

10 months ago

Ignore this comment there was 68 comments and I decided to leave one :D

onecentwriter

10 months ago

I did it. I’m sorry. I passed the 69th comment I’m sorry guys it had to be done

NyQuil_Bottle

10 months ago

Giggling rnTommy is a very poggers person :thumbs-up:

Nightingale231

10 months ago

oh my god that twist at the end of course he's doing it to fuck around lmao

Fintastica

10 months ago

You'd think if they were so devout they'd notice the same guy flipping off the statues every day