Tommy's Ultra-Important Keychain

Tommy you dumb bitch

Im currently eating gummy bears and bit ones head off just as I read "He ate his gummy bears head-first"Just- w h a t

Sometimes you just gotta wear the hoodie in 80 degree weather

this is one of the best superhero/villian fanfics i've ever read. and i love the concept of powers you introduced here, i love these jokes, it's just wonderful. i'm impressed with your writing skills, Calam, you're so good - -actually, i'd like to ask for permission for translation this piece of art, please? with full credits and link to original, of course.,,

PLEASE UPDATE THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING HOLY SHITE.

ooooh, that was a really good first chapter, i’m excited to read! c:

are you telling me tubbo is a master builder from the lego movie franchise????? /lh

WOO ALREADY SO INVESTED IN THIS STORY HOLY SHITT I LOVE SUPERHERO AUS, THANKS CALAM!!

Alright whats the problem with the keys?

Lol Tommy's a Leper.

yO??? THIS LOOKS AMAZING IM EXCITED AS FUCK

Interesting! :D

<3<3<3

5 seconds in and im already HOOKED (that in itself is an understatement)

"Occasionally, he considered regretting his clothing choice, but the weird stares he kept getting made it all worth it. He enjoyed feeling their eyes judging him from afar. He took pleasure in knowing he’d occupy their minds, if only for a second. For a moment, he’d be important to those randoms. They would never see him again, but they would wish to understand him right then."- That's it, youre the reason why i dress weird to school now."Ranboo was the most passive-aggressive fucker he’d ever met, so it wasn’t uncommon to see a smug look on his face while he dealt with rude customers. Deep down, Ranboo was still a kid who enjoyed feeling powerful from time-to-time"- power hungry Ranboo let's goooo!!"Tubbo had tried his best to soothe Tommy’s understandable rage, but his friend would never quite understand what he was going through. Tubbo had a reliable power that could bring in profit or usefulness if applied the right way, but Tommy didn’t"- You can be a very famous stunt double!! Lesser Pain and more gigs! you'd be loved by many production crew!

“Standing next to a bodybuilder’s dream and Big Ben’s homeless cousin made him feel extremely inferior.“tommy please never change this was way too god damn funny for me im gonna wake up my family at this rate (tis night time) also we stan Ranboo’s passive aggressive power hungry king 👑thanks for the chapter <3 off to a great start <3

Me rn to dream: YOUR A SPEEDRUNNER

I don't care that he's probably not going to be an important character in this, or that he's portrayed as only ever doing publicity things, Scott is my favourite character in this and I will die on that hill.

Ranboo "Oh yeah, my mom just dropped a pan. Bye!"Sure you did homeboy

Oh, I'm wearing hoodies too even when it's unbelievable hot. Tho I don't really like having attention of people. I'm scared of them. Lmao.

Why is ranboo so badass? Not that I’m complaining cause he’s cool af. AND TUBBO AND RANBOO VIGILANTES WITHOUT TOMMY KNOWING? HUH? AHHHHHH? WHEN DID THEY MEET? WHY ARE THEY DOING IT? THIS ISNT GONNA TURN OUT GOOOOOOOD

"Standing next to a bodybuilder’s dream and Big Ben’s homeless cousin made him feel extremely inferior."LMAOO me next to anybody tall

Sounds like Homies got CIPA

financially stable clingyduo??? pog!

HELLO THIS IS A VERY GOOD FIC BUT I ASLO WANTED TO SAY THAT A WHILE AGO I HAD AN IDEA LIKE MECHA FOR TUBBO AND I WAS GONNA MAKE A FIC FOR IT BUT ONLY MADE LIKE ONE CHAPTER AND IM SO HAPPY I GET TO SEE IT. LIKE I DIDNT HAVE A NAME FOR IT BUT I CALLED IT "BLUEPRINT DREAMS" OML I LOVE YOU INTERNET STRANGER <3333 MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

I'm sorry but i have never been so thrown off by the first paragraph of a fic before. 5 minutes of distractions and some frantic google searches later and now i know american seasons change in the middle of the month. How very cursed.

Did tubbo and ranboo know each other before the first If they did that is a big coincidence that Tommy’s coworker and Tommy’s roommate are working together unless they met through tommy

THIS LOOKS SO COOL! And I love what you did with Tubbos powers, I've seen so much of him just blowing stuff up but this new twist with him making things is such a nice and new direction.Can't wait to binge-read this and see how this turns out!! Also Tommy with the jacket in the summer, felt that. I do the same exact thing

FYI this is so good im rereading the whole thing

I AM HOOCKED OMGur world building and characterization is so good omg. i love all the hero and store names, so creative and fitting and FRESHalso lmao tubbos a master builder LOVE IT"The whiplash of a single conversation with these two strangers was going to be the most damaging thing he had ever experienced if they weren’t careful."HAD ME WHEEZING LMAOOOOOOOOOcant wait for more✨✨

IM SORRY BUT TUBBOS POWER IS BEING A MASTER BUILDER IN THE LEGO UNIVERSE AND I AM LIVING FOR IT!!

honestly these are pretty creative names, i'm kinda glad you didnt go with the usual ones- they're cool, but variety is always nice, and it's really interesting to see what parts of someone's character that someone wants their powers and supername to emphasize

I am BUZZING /pos

This is the first time I’ve seen Mr. Beast in a fic. Pretty cool.

…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love it!

Omg I love this so much, I just finished binging the past like 5 chapters and I can’t stop giggling and crying because of these characters. Absolutely love your work and can’t wait for the next part <3

“Big Ben’s homeless cousin” I’m dead 💀

you could have called schlatt midas and you didn’t D:I all seriousness, though, very cool fic although I am probably too late for you to see this comment, just wanted to let you know that some stranger on the internet somewhere thinks this is a very nice fic

He ate his gummy bears head-first.I don’t know why this made me gasp out loud

Lmao, Wilbur and Techno really maked fools of themselves. L, now they look like creeps.

THIS FSNFIC IS TOO GOOD FOR US OMG ID END LIFES FOR THIS BROOO

Mr. Beast being the best in every universe

If you could just add Jesus here, that would fix everything. He cured the sick and blind, which means he can cure Tubbo. Fix his broken bones AND his blindness to the fact TOMMY IS HYPERION.(Ps this is an amazing book and i was happy to read this chapter after so long<3/p)

Hello I was wondering if I could read you fanfic out loud on YouTube if not that’s totally fine:)

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY THO???

I'm surprised I had all of the heros figured out and I love this already can't wait to read more

[me without reading anything other than the summary and how many chapters there are]: Why does this sound like a bit that got out of hand and now everything has become very serious?

That had to be Tubbo and Ranboo right???

SeriouslyCalamitous, you are such a big inspiration to me, I really admire your work, and I know you will continue to do great things 😊 (April fools, bitch)