TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service
by Roohoo
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Summary
AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-13 updated so far <3)---------This wasn’t happening, was it?Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.Oh god, no.-A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensues
Reader Reviews
SummerBidsHello
2 months agoi love it, thank you for writing and publishing :))) <3333
catsloveluna
2 months agooh my gosh i loved this. the suspense, the little hints at Tommy's past, just everything. i happened to stumble across this and i am SO glad. this is very cool, would definitely read if you decide to write more :D
GreenApplesS
2 months agoFudge, he’s 14 minutes late. And the poor drinks! What a waste! I know they’re villains but they’re the evilest of evils, throwing the drinks out, Philza! And I find it amazing how Tommy just has thr whole ctuy impruntef in his mind, he’ll search up Niki’s bakery street in his mind and he’ll know the quickest way there. Oh my god, he’s a human gps just like Techno!
Chapter 1
2 months agoGosh that's a funny situation
Kit_Kat299
2 months agoI love this concept! It has potential to be such a fun story, and you write it so well!
graceful_angel_87
2 months agoI think this is a pretty interesting idea, you should keep going.
Chapter 1
2 months agoThis is such a unique take! I love Tommy's dialogue here. It's definitely tommy without being suicidal.
EvelynRose33284
2 months agoI love this so much
Chapter 1
2 months agoI love this so far and I really hope it continues, keep it up mate!
orangesandallthingscitrus
2 months agoAMAZING!
LittleTomori
2 months agoI love it, saw you on tiktok, I neeed more pleeeeeease
Kasu1907
2 months agoTHIS IS SO COOLInto my bookmarks you go 😌✨
RedScarlet34
2 months agoAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH i love it i need more
mossy_dino
2 months agodamn i love tits.
Strange_opossum
2 months agoOmg my new fav SBI fic TITS anyhoo i am absolutely rabid for this trope 💔 38/82 of my saved fics are just that i can’t wait for the plot tk continue and I haven’t read a lot of this trope in awhile so it’s sparked an obsession once more
ChaoticallyFluffy
2 months agoIM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!! I LOVE IT ALREADY!!
remrose
2 months agoOMG I’m absolutely feral for this you have a PERFECT Tommy voice. The way he’s a smart ass but also genuinely scared. Plus you have the other sbi as so genuinely human and still cool and AHHH I really like this!!!
Panda_Pancake
2 months agoOmgggggg I love this please continue!!!!!!!
fr0ggiefics
2 months agoI LOVE THIS OMG
Chapter 1
2 months agoAHHH! I love this so much I’m so happy I found you off of TikTok! Looking forward to what will be next! <3
Ghostie31
2 months agoThis is awesome! I love the concept!
baguettebread
2 months agothis slays
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2 months agoAHHSHRJSJSJA I LOVE THIS :DD
Grimsnarl
2 months agoTHIS IS MY FAVORITE TROPE EVER!! Wahhh <3 I love this so much. Epic test! I hope you continue it!! <3
Frost_forest325
2 months agoI am hooked already and it's only chapter one
ChillLilyPad
2 months agoI’m already so invested
NicoIsLost
2 months agojust came from TikTok, now I'm invested on TITS. great work 👍
lum0sirius
2 months agoi am in LOVE with this fic already, did i come from the “TITS” video yeah i did but do i regret looking up this fanfic? nope! not at all, im excited for the next chapters :D
Bane404 (BaneWhyse)
2 months agoI saw the TikTok about the acronym being TITS. Had to read it, LMFAO
Immy_OwO
2 months agoThis is so cool!!!
WHeaTCh1Ld
2 months agoNah 💀 this is too good
Sorna_likes2write
2 months agoLove the fic keep it going
Ghost529
2 months agoFuck indeed.Also, I'm fully prepared to murder Angel bcuz THAT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD COFFEE, YOU ASSHOLE. WE JUST PAYED MORE MONEY THAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOR THAT AFTER LOSING MORE AND YOU JUST! TOSSED IT OUT!!!I'm assuming the man's thought that this getaway driver has the coffee there as a like, excuse and that's why he was so reckless with it, whilst also just clearly not thinking, BUT COME ON, THE COFFEE PHIL!!!Ahhhhh this is so good. Knew it was gonna be, cuz you never miss Roohoo, but still, aaaa <3333Tommy's fear and nerves is so well done, as is making the rest of SBI human, but also clearly villainous. Like, yeah, just hold a knife to his neck, no biggie. Casually threaten him for rambling as a coping mechanism.o7 Tommy and his job, they're not even gonna believe him. Especially cuz he's alive and SBI sounds pretty known for murder, the fact he survived is gonna be a big reason why they won't believe him. Just. Ugh/pos/pos That guy at the start not looking where he was going was such a dickwad but at least his asshole actions got the story rolling.The backstory hinted at :00000Tommy being brought in as a healing hero under Dream, not a poggers situation. Glad he got out, Angy his job is now on the line bcuz Philza fucked up, which, innocent mistake I'll give him that, same coloured cars mess me up too. The amount of times I'm out and have to go on a mini treasure hunt to locate the car is,, a lot.Thanks for writing <3333
Rose_Icosahedron
2 months agoTommy has probobly lost his job. this is probobly one of the best things that has happened to hm, or will have been in retrospect.
Bluring_faces
2 months ago*the major villains get in the wrong car*Random ass healer kid: fuck off?
Aroaceofspades
2 months agoI'm already in love with TITS Im gonna make all of my online friends read it :) (great name BTW lmao)
mandsonscarlet
2 months agoI love the fact that at the end of everything that happened, in the end, Tommy only cares about being late for a meeting
FireFlightTheStar
2 months agoTHIS IS SUCH A GOOD FIC DJFNEKFFJD
FluffyClementine
2 months agoI love dsmp hero/villain fics and your other works so this story is guaranteed to be amazing
Poprocks_k
2 months agoooohohohoooo!!! im so excited to see where this goes!!!
Ruune
2 months agoHOLDS THIS GENTLY IN A GREMLIN WAY HOLY FUCK YEAH YES YES YES YES LOVE THIS HEHEHE LOVE IT SO MUCH AND JUST TECHNOS DAMN CAPE STUCK IN THE DOOR THE ENTIRE TIME PFFTGod love this so much already so many stimmy hands so so many stims just eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :DHope ya hydrate and got snacks and stretched!
Cotton_Blu_Clouds
2 months agoHhhhh
RandomGoesBrrrr
2 months agowatching as cream coloured footsteps form on the carpet and the man disappears from view,OI YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEThis wasn’t happening, was it?welp guess it is.and why would waste all the coffee phil ofc dream gotta be a bitch, what did he do to tommy Tommy tries not to question it too much. What would he do if his favourite cafe was actually an organised crime front? Probably keep buying from them. They had really good cupcakes.the cupcakes are priority what a day that was, and man fucking blood stain, thats hard to clean wth wilbur
Writer_Error
2 months agoGUYS GUYS ITS TIME ITS HERE!!!I fricken love this book and this chapter was awesome, Theseus first mission. Someday Wilbur will regret not taking a picture for the family album. The phone metaphor Tommy uses really puts on display the effect Dream had on him. Like he didn’t even consciously considered the implications of it he just knows that’s how he’s been viewed in the past. Seeing Techno unmasked so early was shocking but definitely set the stakes high. But now I’m just picturing Tommy running into him in public and some point maybe at Niki’s or something. “Ayyy Blade!” “I will slit your throat”Wilbur is never letting go of the dumpster thing is he? He’ll bring it up when Tommy’s some big infamous villain to embarrass him “Y’know the first time I really talked to Toms was when I found him in a dumpster. Yah he was like a fucking raccoon” conveniently the fact he was bleeding out in said dumpster is left out. Also Tommy setting boundaries and ground rules? We love it see it even if they didn’t really get followed. Like the guys couldn’t have even kept the fight inside so he didn’t have to see? Being a bit inconsiderate there but they’ll probably be guilt ridden for it in the future. Backstory pog? Well not that pog it was extremely sad and traumatizing but really makes me wonder how he developed music as a coping mechanism. Scares me too hope he’s never stranded without a radio.
messodo
2 months agoOoooh this fic looks so good I'm so excited :D
bnnietown (hellonearthtoday)
2 months agoThis is??? Amazing???? Your writing is good, mixed with the humorous dialogue
NotImportantReally
2 months agoI lovee this already! Definitely gonna be one of my fav
Jade_wynnstyn
2 months agooh my sweet fucking Jesus christ I found this fic linked on ticktok and I am floored THIS SHIT IS AMAZING I NEED MORE 😍
Snailknight
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Chapter 1
2 months agoi literally discovered you ten minutes ago and have fallen in love with this storyand dAMMIT DREAM BETTER BE NICE





