TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service
Alternate Universe - Superheroes/SuperpowersAngstkidnapping probablyVillain TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)FluffVillain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)Ex-hero TommyinnitBAMF TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)Car ChasesDream SMPnot crack but if you gave it to an addict they might give it a sniffFluff and AngstVideo Blogging RPFHurt/ComfortChild AbuseMinecraft (Video Game)Families of ChoiceVillain Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)

TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service

by Roohoo

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Summary

AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-13 updated so far <3)---------This wasn’t happening, was it?Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.Oh god, no.-A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensues

Reader Reviews

SummerBidsHello

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i love it, thank you for writing and publishing :))) <3333

catsloveluna

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oh my gosh i loved this. the suspense, the little hints at Tommy's past, just everything. i happened to stumble across this and i am SO glad. this is very cool, would definitely read if you decide to write more :D

GreenApplesS

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Fudge, he’s 14 minutes late. And the poor drinks! What a waste! I know they’re villains but they’re the evilest of evils, throwing the drinks out, Philza! And I find it amazing how Tommy just has thr whole ctuy impruntef in his mind, he’ll search up Niki’s bakery street in his mind and he’ll know the quickest way there. Oh my god, he’s a human gps just like Techno!

Chapter 1

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Gosh that's a funny situation

Kit_Kat299

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I love this concept! It has potential to be such a fun story, and you write it so well!

graceful_angel_87

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I think this is a pretty interesting idea, you should keep going.

Chapter 1

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This is such a unique take! I love Tommy's dialogue here. It's definitely tommy without being suicidal.

EvelynRose33284

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I love this so much

Chapter 1

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I love this so far and I really hope it continues, keep it up mate!

orangesandallthingscitrus

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AMAZING!

LittleTomori

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I love it, saw you on tiktok, I neeed more pleeeeeease

Kasu1907

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THIS IS SO COOLInto my bookmarks you go 😌✨

RedScarlet34

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH i love it i need more

mossy_dino

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damn i love tits.

Strange_opossum

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Omg my new fav SBI fic TITS anyhoo i am absolutely rabid for this trope 💔 38/82 of my saved fics are just that i can’t wait for the plot tk continue and I haven’t read a lot of this trope in awhile so it’s sparked an obsession once more

ChaoticallyFluffy

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IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!! I LOVE IT ALREADY!!

remrose

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OMG I’m absolutely feral for this you have a PERFECT Tommy voice. The way he’s a smart ass but also genuinely scared. Plus you have the other sbi as so genuinely human and still cool and AHHH I really like this!!!

Panda_Pancake

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Omgggggg I love this please continue!!!!!!!

fr0ggiefics

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I LOVE THIS OMG

Chapter 1

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AHHH! I love this so much I’m so happy I found you off of TikTok! Looking forward to what will be next! <3

Ghostie31

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This is awesome! I love the concept!

baguettebread

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this slays

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AHHSHRJSJSJA I LOVE THIS :DD

Grimsnarl

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE TROPE EVER!! Wahhh <3 I love this so much. Epic test! I hope you continue it!! <3

Frost_forest325

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I am hooked already and it's only chapter one

ChillLilyPad

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I’m already so invested

NicoIsLost

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just came from TikTok, now I'm invested on TITS. great work 👍

lum0sirius

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i am in LOVE with this fic already, did i come from the “TITS” video yeah i did but do i regret looking up this fanfic? nope! not at all, im excited for the next chapters :D

Bane404 (BaneWhyse)

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I saw the TikTok about the acronym being TITS. Had to read it, LMFAO

Immy_OwO

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This is so cool!!!

WHeaTCh1Ld

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Nah 💀 this is too good

Sorna_likes2write

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Love the fic keep it going

Ghost529

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Fuck indeed.Also, I'm fully prepared to murder Angel bcuz THAT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD COFFEE, YOU ASSHOLE. WE JUST PAYED MORE MONEY THAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOR THAT AFTER LOSING MORE AND YOU JUST! TOSSED IT OUT!!!I'm assuming the man's thought that this getaway driver has the coffee there as a like, excuse and that's why he was so reckless with it, whilst also just clearly not thinking, BUT COME ON, THE COFFEE PHIL!!!Ahhhhh this is so good. Knew it was gonna be, cuz you never miss Roohoo, but still, aaaa <3333Tommy's fear and nerves is so well done, as is making the rest of SBI human, but also clearly villainous. Like, yeah, just hold a knife to his neck, no biggie. Casually threaten him for rambling as a coping mechanism.o7 Tommy and his job, they're not even gonna believe him. Especially cuz he's alive and SBI sounds pretty known for murder, the fact he survived is gonna be a big reason why they won't believe him. Just. Ugh/pos/pos That guy at the start not looking where he was going was such a dickwad but at least his asshole actions got the story rolling.The backstory hinted at :00000Tommy being brought in as a healing hero under Dream, not a poggers situation. Glad he got out, Angy his job is now on the line bcuz Philza fucked up, which, innocent mistake I'll give him that, same coloured cars mess me up too. The amount of times I'm out and have to go on a mini treasure hunt to locate the car is,, a lot.Thanks for writing <3333

Rose_Icosahedron

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Tommy has probobly lost his job. this is probobly one of the best things that has happened to hm, or will have been in retrospect.

Bluring_faces

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*the major villains get in the wrong car*Random ass healer kid: fuck off?

Aroaceofspades

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I'm already in love with TITS Im gonna make all of my online friends read it :) (great name BTW lmao)

mandsonscarlet

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I love the fact that at the end of everything that happened, in the end, Tommy only cares about being late for a meeting

FireFlightTheStar

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THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FIC DJFNEKFFJD

FluffyClementine

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I love dsmp hero/villain fics and your other works so this story is guaranteed to be amazing

Poprocks_k

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ooohohohoooo!!! im so excited to see where this goes!!!

Ruune

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HOLDS THIS GENTLY IN A GREMLIN WAY HOLY FUCK YEAH YES YES YES YES LOVE THIS HEHEHE LOVE IT SO MUCH AND JUST TECHNOS DAMN CAPE STUCK IN THE DOOR THE ENTIRE TIME PFFTGod love this so much already so many stimmy hands so so many stims just eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :DHope ya hydrate and got snacks and stretched!

Cotton_Blu_Clouds

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Hhhhh

RandomGoesBrrrr

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watching as cream coloured footsteps form on the carpet and the man disappears from view,OI YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEThis wasn’t happening, was it?welp guess it is.and why would waste all the coffee phil ofc dream gotta be a bitch, what did he do to tommy Tommy tries not to question it too much. What would he do if his favourite cafe was actually an organised crime front? Probably keep buying from them. They had really good cupcakes.the cupcakes are priority  what a day that was, and man fucking blood stain, thats hard to clean wth wilbur

Writer_Error

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GUYS GUYS ITS TIME ITS HERE!!!I fricken love this book and this chapter was awesome, Theseus first mission. Someday Wilbur will regret not taking a picture for the family album. The phone metaphor Tommy uses really puts on display the effect Dream had on him. Like he didn’t even consciously considered the implications of it he just knows that’s how he’s been viewed in the past. Seeing Techno unmasked so early was shocking but definitely set the stakes high. But now I’m just picturing Tommy running into him in public and some point maybe at Niki’s or something. “Ayyy Blade!” “I will slit your throat”Wilbur is never letting go of the dumpster thing is he? He’ll bring it up when Tommy’s some big infamous villain to embarrass him “Y’know the first time I really talked to Toms was when I found him in a dumpster. Yah he was like a fucking raccoon” conveniently the fact he was bleeding out in said dumpster is left out. Also Tommy setting boundaries and ground rules? We love it see it even if they didn’t really get followed. Like the guys couldn’t have even kept the fight inside so he didn’t have to see? Being a bit inconsiderate there but they’ll probably be guilt ridden for it in the future. Backstory pog? Well not that pog it was extremely sad and traumatizing but really makes me wonder how he developed music as a coping mechanism. Scares me too hope he’s never stranded without a radio.

messodo

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Ooooh this fic looks so good I'm so excited :D

bnnietown (hellonearthtoday)

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This is??? Amazing???? Your writing is good, mixed with the humorous dialogue

NotImportantReally

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I lovee this already! Definitely gonna be one of my fav

Jade_wynnstyn

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oh my sweet fucking Jesus christ I found this fic linked on ticktok and I am floored THIS SHIT IS AMAZING I NEED MORE 😍

Snailknight

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Chapter 1

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i literally discovered you ten minutes ago and have fallen in love with this storyand dAMMIT DREAM BETTER BE NICE