you can put your dukes down, stringbean
Alternate Universe - Superheroes/SuperpowersAttempt at HumorVigilante Toby Smith | TubboLight AngstFluffVigilantismHero Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)SwearingVigilante TommyInnitAlternate UniverseDream SMPHero Wilbur SootVigilante Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)Minor ViolenceSbi dynamicMinecraft (Video Game)Hero Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

you can put your dukes down, stringbean

by orphan_account

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CHAPTERS

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33.5K

RATING

4.8

Summary

The Jester is a famed vigilante, protecting the city of L'manburg for as long as people can remember. No one knows where he operates, when he appeared, or who he is. It's hero Zephyrus' job to figure out his identity and capture him, with the help of his friend and son.----It was a much closer call than Tommy would have preferred. In his haste of escaping a group of thugs, he almost missed out on talking to a pretty woman. Granted, Tubbo was gonna be pissed when he got home. Such is the life of a heroically handsome vigilante.ORA fic in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno, and Wilbur by being impossible to catch, annoyingly loud, and irritatingly endearing.

Reader Reviews

Chapter 1

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this is actually really good, i cant wait for the next chapter!

Pr1nc3y

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Love tommy being his usual chaotic self

Chapter 1

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HOW COME THE BROS ARENT INSULTED?US BITCHES AND NONBINARY HOES OUT HERE CRYING /Janyways i really love this so far! :D

angelcanines

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YOOOO I KNEW THIS FIC WOULD BE GOOD AS SOON AS I NOTICED THE TITLE WAS A TEDDY HYDE SONG, IM EXCITED TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES :D

Its_just_jazz

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AYUP THIS IS REALLY GOOD CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER

EmiliaSaren

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👍👍👍

LeviathanGem

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This is so good! I can’t wait for more!

Chapter 1

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Mmmmm good shit good shit, very excited for more, really like your writing style.

Lush_Cave_Cryptid

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Holy fuck, I love this

koiifiish

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Just saying, this story is pretty poggers, my friend

MeepyBean

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Amazing fic <3

Mythology_Researcher

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good bouys. boys. yes.

Dusk_Life

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Oh God of rhymes, what is the rhyme for Genderfluid?

jammyjambers

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BENCH TRIO MY BELOVED!!!

nico327

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god this is so poggers,,,, very upset u didn’t credit me for the “just fell flat” line from me aggressively brainrotting when u first told me about this au /lh

Seven_Willows

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i was already enjoying the fic but then i read "bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes" and now i know i'm going to like the author as well!!

Addicted_to_Fanfiction

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I have obtained a new physical reaction for excitement and decided to share for no reason in particular :)So I legit just grit my teeth until they hurt while balling my hands into fists so I don't explode into excited giggles or some shizz :pDon't judge my weird ways, gremlin 👀

justicentix

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"AYUP BITCHES AND BROS AND NONBINARY HOES"?!! I HAVE JUST BEEN INSULTED IN THE SMARTEST WORDING POSSIBLE.

LovelyPandaMayor

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IS THAT A REFRENCE TO THAT ONE SKATE BOARD ANIME

Tacochippy

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This is so cool already

da_beauty_queen_mclean

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The ADAM reference in the end notes were what really got me T-T LMAOI really love the story! The writing of great, the POV change is smooth, and I am so invested haha :D

Golden_Kingyo

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When I read the title of the fic I was so confused, because there’s a billdip gravity falls 20’s fic also named “you can put your dukes down, stringbean.” I’m really liking the fic so far and I’m excited to read the rest.

EyeSeeMars

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wait did u watch sk8 the infinity in dubs?

urmomluvschuuya

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IS THAT A SK8 REFRENCE AT THE END I SEE??

star5haped

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NONBINARY HOE HERE, LOVE THE FIC! <3

Celestia_Riddle

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Yes, you go Tommy!! Wait till the Heroes find out there trying to track down children *Evil cackling intensifies*

Chapter 1

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First of all, I’m not shipping the characters. However, I would really appreciate it if you could stomp on me? (I’m not doing the index fingers pointing at each other thing, shush. LIES. How dare you suggest that) K gonna read the fic now :D

Chapter 1

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Ngl, I forgot to comment and just went straight to the second chapter. But, uh. Yeah. Imma be here a while, gotta finish reading the entire thing. Cool okay, I’m just gonna- okay- just- yeah- uhhhhhh- gotta do that now- guess I’ll just- yep yep bye. I’ll see you at the end of chapter 20 if I remember.

bottlecapsforraccoons

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I literally cannot take this story seriously when I’m listening to a song called Charizard Why U Eating All My Pancakes. Song aside, I’m really excited to read this :D

Erika_123456789

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I'm not ready for this after i have seen the inspiration book TT

heytheresix

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I just know this is going to be a good fic

felixmac

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this reads like the first episode of a comedy show

fernfox

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hello it is i nonbinary hoe coming to read this again to cure my depression thank you wonderful person have a nice rest of your life

Everiax

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Fanboy ranboo' /hj

CardsAgainstTheWorld

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Fuck yeah another vigilante fic im gonna sob from happiness, my heart is clenching quite weirdly and maybe even a bit worrysome like,,, or maybe im just really hungry still excited tho!

Missionsummerinmyroomisago

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Awesome story!

MableLine

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BRO WAIT THIS IS SO GOOD ALREADY I LAUGHED SO HARD AHHHHH

KISSUCHI

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Æ

smolartist11

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I love this already :D

corvidrain

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I avoided Tommyinnit vigilante fics for so long refusing to read them just to break and read an insanely good one, and I haven’t stopped since. I was sucked in and now here I am.

dallas_o7

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benchtrio dynamic *vibrates*

LyreLikesToWrite

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I’ve been looking for new vigilante fics and this one is really good so far!Amazing chapter + writing <3

Hans_just_reads

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‘Yeah i found a new fic to read, sounds good man. Authors doin well’“ ayup bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes”‘MY NEW FAVORITE AUTHOR’I love this line

Ewelina768

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Bro, I am so late to this ff (it started in 2021 after all) but boy oh boy,BOY OH BOY!I can already sense it going amazingly, because let me tell yahLET ME TELL YAHThis was one, IF NOT, THEEEE BEST introduction I have ever read.It's not one of those, "Hi, my name is Tommy, and let me tell you how I got into this sticky situation" *chaos erupts and tommy is adopted by SBI*But we get mystery at the beggining, we get the (I swear) THE coolest Tubbo introduction.And no one is introduced by just simply throwing the name into the air by the narrator. It's all just so cool and thought of and just so incredibly nice to read!!!Boy oh boy do I have high expectations for the next chapters, but I'm sure they're gonna be amazing seeing how the first chapter was written!!!

Chapter 1

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Ohohoho, I can already tell this is gonna be GOOD

Nightingale231

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i love it already

MelanieCheshire

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Ok, this was really good. I'll probably binge dive the whole thing today.ALSO "ayup bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes" WAS SO CUTE AWWWWWTHANK YOU <3As a nonbinary hoe I felt seen X3

AU_spin

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3/4 sbi: this guy is a madman. No one can catch him. He is a shadow, who seems can’t die.Said shadow: *A 16 year old kid who just broke his tech guy’s tech* ima die

wovenofdreams

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This made me laugh so much this is definitely one of my favorite fics now

angelcanines

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wilbur can abuse his powers. as a treat.