Full circle
ReincarnationHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingCrack Treated SeriouslyBackground RelationshipsAlternate UniverseMaster of Death Harry PotterHumorA different kind of soulmate

Full circle

by tetsurashian

LIKES

50.8K

CHAPTERS

50

WORDS

56.0K

RATING

4.8

Summary

(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

Reader Reviews

tudorwench

about 1 month ago

Sweet, the deaging potion is going to be invented this year! Everyone gets a year’s worth with their covid jab and we can pretend 2020 never happened!

Criodeus

about 1 month ago

THIS IS SO STUPID FUNNY TO ME GAGJDKHRLDHEIENJDJD

sofaaaa (Guest)

about 1 month ago

lmao albus being scared while tom and harry are just messing with them

Bob (Guest)

about 1 month ago

i havent read anything that made me laugh this hard in YAEARS

FruitLemonTea

about 1 month ago

Oh my goodness he really stole Tom Riddle’s lines?? Like- straight up?? I’m not complaining though, MAN he deserves an Oscar for this. He really did Dumbles like that

moraneuclid

about 1 month ago

Ahhh rereading this never gets old <3

nobodyimportant(tm) (Guest)

about 1 month ago

my god this is hilarious

GenreisNeutral

about 1 month ago

THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY. I LOVE IT

DandelionConstellation

about 1 month ago

This is hilarious and I love it so much

gardenbelles

about 1 month ago

okay, wait, so they had their first lives as harry and tom/voldemort as the book says, and then they had their 85+ reincarnations, and now they’ve been brought back to their original lives?

Lottie (Guest)

about 1 month ago

That is good...Spontaneous things are always more... interesting to read, or so people have told me,However I find that this work, tickles me. I await future updates or replies

saintmary

about 1 month ago

Oh this is fucking ingenious I LOVE IT

FireDragon484

about 1 month ago

"Yes, daddy"I fricken CHOKED at this line. Not to mention, Harry mimicking Tom's first encounter with Dumbledore? I couldn't stop laughing once Harry started quoting Tom

oldtalkingbicycle

about 1 month ago

oh my fucking goodness how does this chapter not have more comments i love this with my entire being i am such a sucker for thisAHHAHAHA HARRY IS CREEPING THE FUCK OUT OF DUMBLEDOREI LOVE THAT SCENEso muchw o w z a

exhausted_pigeon

about 1 month ago

Oh this is so fucking hilarious, I love it!

KingFoxJellyfish

about 1 month ago

I KNOWWWBECAUSE HE CONTROLS KARKAROFTHE WIZARDING TOURNAMENT?

valkyrite

about 1 month ago

rereading this for the third time yes im in love with this fic

Tessla

about 1 month ago

I’ve always squicked Tom/Harry, but this is brilliant. You could have taken a much more serious look at the reincarnation thing (which could be interesting for another story) but I am looking forward to this pile of crack humor!

gayboredwerewolf

about 1 month ago

This is absolutely fantastic.

Arlovebird

about 1 month ago

LMFAO

Account Deleted

about 1 month ago

I love this.

Browneyesandhair

about 1 month ago

Oh goodness. Tom will definitely be there for the tournament. I’m excited. Great chapter!

BittersweetAlias

about 1 month ago

Just the sentence, For the first time in a while, Albus was afraid, is worth more than gold! I've never seen that line written in all the stories I've read. Thank you! Love it. Going to read more.

Septimus (Guest)

about 1 month ago

I hope Tom regains all of his soul and properly chase Harry XD

Caboshone

about 1 month ago

I'm literally CACKLING! and CRYING! You are TOO good at this. I cannot wait to read the rest! So much love!

jujukittychick

about 1 month ago

lmfao omg that was priceless

SunlitStars

about 1 month ago

Omg, I read this ages ago and I've been trying to find it since. It's soo good, look forward to rereading it!!

ThatRascal

about 1 month ago

“You remember your lines? How to act like a properly frightening orphan? Your toothbrush?”Harry rolled his eyes, “Yes, daddy.”Oh my gosh. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed that hard in my life.YES FUCK WITH THE WIZARDS PLEASE.HARRY BEING A MINI-TOM OMG DUMBLES HAVING FLASHBACKS YESPLEASE FUCK WITH SNAPE TOOFUCK ALL THE PRETENTIOUS WIZARDSNOT LITERALLYEXCEPT TOM

mufflerCat

about 1 month ago

is it because of the triwizard tournament, please tell me toms at durmstrang because of the triwizard tournament

interrodang

about 1 month ago

a masterful move by the Potter & Riddle coalition!

randomperson (Guest)

about 1 month ago

I'm cackling too! X'DDD honestly, even if they're rather different, it's still funny to see them messing with everyone. Situational irony I guess?

wyclair

about 1 month ago

TOM AND HARRY ARE SUCH LITTLE FUCKING SHITS I LOVE THEM

wordghost

about 1 month ago

omg i laughed so hard while reading this jsahflkjhdgflksdh xdthis was great!!

Phrical (Guest)

about 1 month ago

I think my laugh would have made Bellatrix proud...This is too good X'D

Account Deleted

about 1 month ago

I couldnt stop myself from snorting

TheEnsemble

about 1 month ago

They are gigantic arseholes and it makes me very happy.

CeNedraRiva

about 1 month ago

Oh my god, this is so much fun! And ao3 says I have already left a kudos, and I don't remember that, so have a comment! Harry and Tom are so delightfully bad!

Nobody (Guest)

about 1 month ago

So evil (cackles) Poor Dumbles!

DWmyobsession

about 1 month ago

I cackled an honest to God cackle!!"I can speak to snakes too"I loved it lol it was Harry listing off what he was capable of the same way Tom did but then that line he was almost hinting at it (I can too) just like Tom.

Naramyon

about 1 month ago

*snickering* Harry's going to drive Albus around the bend sooner rather than later. Marvelous. :D

undraconic

about 1 month ago

oh my god im fucking cackling at harry being mini-riddle just to fuck with dumblebee

MadJJ

about 1 month ago

I will not laugh out loud in class while I'm reading.I will not laugh out loud in class while I'm reading.I will not laugh out loud in class while I'm reading.*fails*

helianthuswrites

about 1 month ago

do i get ten points bc he's goin to durmstrang for the eventual triwizard tournamentnot only will he be 17 for if he wants to competebut dumbledores reaction? priceless

AriaChan (Guest)

about 1 month ago

I've been looking for fics like this! I really can't stop laughing at the part where Harry copied Tom I'm just like " Uh...yesss......i....can't...read...*laughs*" I hope you don't give up this fic like others do cause it's so hard to find fics like this >_

Witch_of_Perception

about 1 month ago

CACKLES

yulerule

about 1 month ago

"Not to mention brewing the de-aging potion Hannes Braus made - or will make, that is, since that was Tom’s twenty-third life, in the year 2021 - was all about patience, having to stew for three months for each year he wanted to shave of."So let's assume he starts it in 1981. 1981-1926=55. 55-13 = 42. So he wants to hsvae of 42 years. THree months per year makes that 126 months, which is 10.5 years. So just to take off 42 years, the potion needs to stew for 10.5 years. So then we want to take those off as well. So 31.5 more months, that's 2.6 years, so we need 7.8 months more to brew. So if we started brewing in 1981, then by the time we have enough potion to get to 13 years, it's (81+10.5+2.6+ 7.8months)-->~1994 and 7.8 monthsSo The fact the potion needs to brew 3 months for every year doesn't work, LV is too old so that he can go to Drumstrang in '91 as a 13 year old.Maybe it could work if the potion needs to brew only two months per year ....

Setsuna24

about 1 month ago

Hahaha he made himself thirteen so he could go to the TriWizard ! I can hardly wait for the hilarity it will ensue

Shianelle

about 1 month ago

Hahahahahahaha~ Oh wow, I love the way Harry and Tom set things up in the orphanage to freak out Dumbledore with his mini-Voldemort 2.0, younger, better and now in Hi-Def.I can't wait to see what kinds of shenanigans those two get up to. Hehehe~

Nobodyatall (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Ooooooh! Dis gon be good.

Hainako

about 1 month ago

Absolutely love itPoor Brittan Harry and Tom are going to have some fun with in

kharma (Guest)

about 1 month ago

I was actually thinking about Harry playing himself in hufflepuff too, that would just give fumbledor and snape an aneurysm. But, alas, it would get boring very quickly because the Canon huffle characters are very boring. The slytherins have been so prevalent in fanfiction and enough on Canon that they are a lot more fun to fuck with.

Kaister

about 1 month ago

I think Tom is in Durmstrang for two reasons: Tri-Wizards Tournament and Gridenwal connections. Maybe. We'll see what the long end game is here. Take over and go dark? Take over and reforms? Have Harry seems like a Dark Lord Candidate and Marvolo as a Light Lord? (That will fuck so many people, DUmbledore the first among them)

Luca_Crimson

about 1 month ago

He heads to durmstrang because that way he can participate in the triwizard tournament?This plot is great btw. And being spontaneous can never hurt

Dazzled (Guest)

about 1 month ago

WOW I really like your writing. Even the snippets from their past lives has me wanting more (one shots maybe?). Poor defenseless wizarding world, this is going to be horrible. :DI wish I had an account so I could favorite this story. Here's hoping that I see this one again.Thanks for writing

Phoenix Black (phoenixdaisy)

about 1 month ago

Is "Marvolo Thomas Gaunt" going to have his "birthday" on or before October 31? If so, he'll just happen to be seventeen when the Tri-Wizard is due to roll around, though still a sixth year. Also, he's obviously fucking with Karkaroff and can totally start recruiting the vast majority of Durmstrang's students. Not to mention, if he really did have a son he'd never send him to the school controlled by Dumbledore.

Tree1138

about 1 month ago

This fic is hilarious. Do you have any other reading recs? I'm curious about what fics you were thinking of.

Aytrix

about 1 month ago

Oh god that's brilliant. I think I'm in love with this story. Thank you so much.

Neamh (Queen_Neamh)

about 1 month ago

🖤🖤🖤

history

about 1 month ago

OMG! I love the con that those two though... And Harry playing with Dumbledore and Snape is so great:)!I'm pretty sure that Harry won't be in slytherin ir gryffondor for more playing with Dumbledore and Snape.

inneedofacleanslate (M1A)

about 1 month ago

Life#18. Gods above. Please I need a deep dive into this gem. 🥺? Also This is elfingly awesome.

Alibear

about 1 month ago

I found this fic on fanfic.net became obsessed then found you here man hope that doesn't seem creepy. But absolutely love this 100%

whereverwebe

about 1 month ago

someone on Reddit recommended this fic, it's first chapter and already sounds cool

FunnyThings

about 1 month ago

Heeyy, Uhm I'm currently reading your story. And normally I would've posted a comment when I'm done (really, really great FF by the way). Buuut: I've came across a duplicate on Wattpad. At first I thought it was you. But no. It's a repost. Author did not say if they were allowed to do that. Were they?

Epicboss67

about 1 month ago

This is going to be such a goofy story!

Lap

about 1 month ago

I had forgotten I read this story and figured out I had at about chapter 3 but the re-read value is just astronomical! Are you still writing? Is there hope for an update at some point?

SapphiraVolkov

about 1 month ago

Hi hello yes I just binged this in a single afternoon and I would like to thank you for coming back to this *delightful* fic! I've never enjoyed a Harry/Tom fic until now, and it's AMAZING

Wtfthisshit (Guest)

about 1 month ago

WHAT??? What the actual fuck is this trash?? How does it almost have 50k kudos??? It took me a less then 30 seconds to realize that there are almost 50K dumbfucks wo will read any shit that's written here 🤣

Antartique (ReunLuet)

about 1 month ago

Here for a reread!

FalseSpringPrincess

about 1 month ago

I fall in love every time I read this. Truly a masterpiece.

Lilly0708

about 1 month ago

LMAO I ALREADY KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD

shleyis22

about 1 month ago

One chapter in, and I love this already XD

Account Deleted

about 1 month ago

thank you for this, i must survive this hellhole (School)

Cynical_Tea_Fairy

about 1 month ago

I got to the end of chapter 1 and I almost feel bad for whoever they come across. *Scratch that* I feel bad for whoever they come across, these two sound like a disaster in a tea kettle.

Arukir

about 1 month ago

Oh, this is FUN

the_yippee_man

about 1 month ago

this is my third time around reading this and i just wanna say ty for creating this masterpiece 🙏

Uhhhidk

about 1 month ago

“A single mom who works 3 jobs” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

LIMALIMON_16

about 1 month ago

Voto por un one shot de Harry y Tom como chicas gobernando 'con puño dr hierro'

LIMALIMON_16

about 1 month ago

Este fic tiene un muy buen comienzo 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Anaturalwriter

about 1 month ago

Were harry and voldemort like a thing in any of the lives in which they were related?

Shmellow

about 1 month ago

Oh my god I’ve been putting this fic off for awhile cause I thought it was cracky sounding and I usually don’t read ‘not rated’ Fics but OMG WHAT AN IDIOT IVE BEEN IM HOOKED!!

LordSylvestris

about 1 month ago

I cannot overstate how happy I am to have you back.I know you're stressed over the perceived responsibility, but you have done a great job.

moonstoner

about 1 month ago

nooo I have an essay to write and I just randomly found this and added it to my tbr but thought I would QUICKLY read the first chapter to see if I was into it, and it's SO FUCKING FUNNY ALREADY I LOVE IT LMAOOOi fear this essay will not be written today

Nightangale

about 1 month ago

This is golden😂

Shen_Liqin

about 1 month ago

Crack fics are heaven sent smhLOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS 💜💜💜

StrawberryEiji

about 1 month ago

Let's go !! It's so good already!

kingsleyxbnm

about 1 month ago

I really dislike Tom riddle/Harry potter but this is actually making me like it somehow, I guess it's because the age gap doesn't really matter anymore since they're both old as shit now

acehollyleaf

about 1 month ago

I've read this 3+ times already (once when it was still updating, 2(?) times during the hiatus. Which! I rarely reread fics when I think they might be abandoned. Have probably done it 5 times max). Was waiting to give it another reread until I felt more confident, and yeah, 3 new updates is pretty good 💜

victoriantemp

about 1 month ago

this is so funny!!!! 😆

lucaswarmhotchocolate

about 1 month ago

if I could take this chapter and bite it into tiny little pieces and then swallow them like a dragon devouring a pile of gold and gemstones, I would. This is amazing

sandboxwritings

about 1 month ago

<3

Ilovekittycatsespeciallywhentheyrebottom

about 1 month ago

This is great. I’ve been re-reading this thing almost 15 times and this ain’t even my mother language. Thx for not abandoning it. The humor is sooooooo good and reading this is almost healing the shit out of me

Chardonnay_and_books

about 1 month ago

I literally screamed - thank you thank you thank you for this ❤️❤️❤️

Disaster_of_a_human

about 1 month ago

So psyched to see this update!!!

Abluto

about 1 month ago

I read this in full 4 days ago fully accepting that it was abandoned. I’ve never had better timing

summer164

about 1 month ago

Amazing

Crystal421

about 1 month ago

YOU UPDATED! HELLO! I HOPE YOU’RE ALRIGHT!

Forgotten_Myosotis

about 1 month ago

The bark of laughter i let out when i read the email and realised which fic got updated bro. Its fantastic and so is this chapter, welcome back! Wether you continue this fic or not, its great nonetheless, no pressure :3

NotHinnylove4eva

about 1 month ago

Hey, I'm here from a Wattpad repost. I reread that a lot, always upset it wasn't completed, but I received info that the full version was here, so hey everyone!

Hail_our_goddess_of_creation

about 1 month ago

Man, I love this kinda shit

A_plus_platypus

about 1 month ago

ohohoohhoho the CRACK. hilarious. had me giggling out loud. I could have never imagined a truly chaotic hufflepuffley Harry, and this is scratching an itch I didn't know I had. GREAT dialogue too

ConstantlyTiredEvenWithSleep

about 1 month ago

OhohohoI love this already✨✨

Tomalomadingdong

about 1 month ago

Those is my like 20th time rereadingAnd I just realized, if they have a disagreement one of them can just commit suicide bcs they know that they'll come back anywaySo if they have an argument one or both commits suicide to get away from the other just to be petty 😭

Cryinover2Dpeople

about 1 month ago

Rereading this for the 5th(??) time letsgooo this is one of my comfort fics 💀💀🙏🏽🙏🏽

CasperBowie

about 1 month ago

*smacks table*i am in love.

Ollie_veesha

about 1 month ago

oh yeeeaah!!

death_march

about 1 month ago

I am absolutely thrilled to have found this I love it already

shiaya

about 1 month ago

Lost count on how many times i've been rereading this. Great work!!

appleape

about 1 month ago

I WANT TO READ ABT THE BOARDING SCHOOL PLS

Wandavis28

about 1 month ago

Ohh this is going to be amazing.

TheDumpling2016

about 1 month ago

Lmao the enraged father got it

isis777

about 1 month ago

Please update

cosmicflo

about 1 month ago

NOOOO OMG I need more this is so good!

CuquiLuna

about 1 month ago

Genial 🥰

Gay_Bleepbloop

about 1 month ago

I’m rereading this for the third or fourth time or whatever cuz it’s just too fucking good!!

Bibliophile_Alert

about 1 month ago

An amazing start!

Chlorophytum_comosum

about 1 month ago

I REALLY want to see the one where they they're girls running an all girls school w an iron fist. Sounds brilliant

prongslette678

about 1 month ago

poor sirius tho

Hikari313435

about 1 month ago

I love this fic!😂

Astrx7

about 1 month ago

lol glad they're not super bored with their existence

HadaraCassiopeiaBlack

about 1 month ago

Oh my gosh this looks interesting, I can't wait to read the next chapter...

MagykQueste

about 1 month ago

By number eighteen they were almost friends (they’d been both girls in an all girls’ boarding school, and they ruled that place with an iron fist). Now that, that I want to read.

MeganiumConnie

about 1 month ago

rereading this once every few months is my routine

Silverkit

about 1 month ago

Ughhh i live for thissssss

lilynight

about 1 month ago

I've reread this fic many times and I can't leave multiple kudos no matter how much I want to so instead I'm just going to keep updating this comment with the amount of times I've read this fic: 6

Lyx_chan

about 1 month ago

"guess what i've been reading lately *jazz hands*"What were you reading when you started to write this? I have no clue and would be curious to read it 🙂

Kaladin_x_happiness

about 1 month ago

This is going to be horrid. I love it

FireLight981

about 1 month ago

I've barely started this story, but I've already fallen in love with it.I can't wait to see where this will go!

MistressGiulia

about 1 month ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

thebean394

about 1 month ago

i really love this fic and i don’t want to be an annoying fan pressuring you, but reading a new chapter would be amazing. sometimes there are fics that just stay on your mind, and this is one of them.

Ana Vg (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Omg this is really good!! I'm in love already. You really should do a one-shot about they in the girl's boarding school, it would be amazing. thanks for writing

castaspell

about 1 month ago

First of all, thank you for your hard work. I really enjoyed your fan fiction, getting so much fun while reading it.I wonder if I can get your permission to translate Full Circle in Korean.Because it gave me a lot of joy, I definitely want to share it with those who don't use English as a first language.If you are positive, I am going to publish my translation on the site called Postype with copyright notice. I can send you a link if you want.I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you <3

silverspectre

about 1 month ago

UM EXCUSE ME WHERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER (;-;)I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH TO LEAVE IT BEHIND (;-;)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CertifiedDilfFucker

about 1 month ago

I’m so excited to read this again, I honestly adore this fic. It’s a super cool premise and incredibly well written, thank you so much for sharing it with us!!!

FlirtyBlonde

about 1 month ago

This is one of the best fics I’ve ever read! I have a hankering for more, hope it’s not truly abandoned.

Phoboc

about 1 month ago

On their eighty-ninth lifetime, they’re finally Harry Potter and Tom Riddle-slash-Lord Voldemort again.“Ah, bugger,” Tom hissed after killing Lily Potter and then laying his eyes on Harry Potter. The memories flowed in without so much a hello, how do you do and all he could do was lower his wand and pinch the bridge of his nose. He’s experienced it so many times it barely bothered him anymore. “Sorry about that.” He grimaced at the infant in the crib. Lololololol

Phoboc

about 1 month ago

imagine how uncomfortable it must've been when they were reincarnated as blood siblings... after sleeping with each other multiple times lolol

hingou (Guest)

about 1 month ago

I love you!!!

BambooTora

about 1 month ago

Lmao. This fic is one of my happy place fics. Whenever I re-read the first chapter I can't help but rub my hands together in glee

FangirlKatydid

about 1 month ago

Time for an instant reread, binch. This fic is top of the Tom/Harry tag by 2000 kudos for a damn good reason.

Poljupci

about 1 month ago

I binged this instead of studying and I don't regret it one bit!!! It was such A wonderful experience and I can't thank you enough for writing it because even though I never would have said I would be reading Tomarry fanfiction this one just drew me in and made me soooooo enchanted with it. Seriously. This is great.

exhausted_pigeon

about 1 month ago

This is freaking brilliant! I love it already!

Spade_Z

about 1 month ago

Just a Spade casually dropping by ♠️💚

FireDragon484

about 1 month ago

As soon as I read the first interaction between Harry & Tom (Tom apologizing for killing Harry's mom, Harry just staring at him), I knew this was going to be great!

Ominesca_Deliat

about 1 month ago

okay, so I had this really weird idea. So if Harry and Tom were starting a pod cast and it went like thisTom: Hello all, I'm Tom the homicidal murderer that will kill you all in your sleep and this is-Harry: Harry! The super cool savior that will save you all!And then I broke apart laughing. (I was washing dishes as I cam up with that and got a ton of water and soap on my face for my troubles.)

baneofquiches

about 1 month ago

HOLY CRAP WILL VICTOR BE OK???please take care author !!!!!

marie (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Okay hi, I love this fan fiction it is one the best i have come across and I really hope that you update and continue it. Please do !!!!!!!!

xanvan01 (Guest)

about 1 month ago

I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS FANFIC FOR THE PAST WEEK AND I HAD JUST GIVEN UP WHEN I SAW THE NAME ON ONE OF MY NOTES AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE THANKFUL TO MYSELF BEFORE AS I WAS IN THAT MOMENT CAUSE I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS FIC.

HistoryBuff89

about 1 month ago

Oh my gosh this is so well written!

charl_ie1421

about 1 month ago

Is this abandoned?? If it is I am really gonna be sad! This is one of my favorites, it is so cute that it hurts

JenJenSam

about 1 month ago

Please update, this is amazing. I never comment but I have to for this. Hope everything's okay since it's been over a year since you updated. But I first read this years ago and still haven't found any fanfics like this or with your amazing writing style. Please continue this.

MeganiumConnie

about 1 month ago

I regularly come back to this. It’s oddly brilliant.

scroungymutt

about 1 month ago

*tries to kudo it* *fails as it says I’ve already left them*.... oOOOHHH WAIT SHIT THIS IS WHY ITS SO FAMILIAR IVE ALREADY READ THIS—lmao I’m still rereading it— been wanting to for a while, but I used to just put these in tabs instead of bookmarking them and then my phone broke so I lost them all. I’m actually still looking for several of the fanfics I liked and it’s been four months

JadedLily

about 1 month ago

This is the 4th time I’m reading this and I ADORE your fic with every fiber of my being!! You’re amazing and epic and fkfjshdjl <3<3<3

acehollyleaf

about 1 month ago

Time to read this again!

gayboredwerewolf

about 1 month ago

I'm already here for this.

. (Guest)

about 1 month ago

That's amazing!

steakaddictsanonymous

about 1 month ago

this is an interesting concept but I was looking forward to how Harry would deal with Canon Tom Riddle the psychopath as his soulmate which isn't really explored. (I can't seem to suspend my disbelief that this is Tom Riddle.) but I maybe was blind and missed a tag. also was hoping for trophy collecting silliness. that said this is a delightful nicely written piece of silliness and I am sure that is very enjoyable by many even if it is not my cup of tea. if you ever write a version with Canon Voldie I would be very interested in that.

happyraincloud

about 1 month ago

IVE FOUND IT!!!! Do you have any idea how long I’ve been try to find this story? Ages! That’s how long! (Though admittedly I did find some more awesome stories in the process of trying to find this again, but still) FINALLY!!!🤣

steakaddictsanonymous

about 1 month ago

the grim reaper telling them they got into the mess by the horcrux and Harry the Master of Death is hilarious and made me grin so kudos for that.

Fenby

about 1 month ago

This was really fun, all the misunderstandings were very entertaining. I like how no characters are bashed either. It's weird to read fics that redeem voldemort but hate other characters for their sins and its great that this doesn't fall into that trap, but also doesn't do the whole actual death eaters r all cool thing. Best crack fic I've read in ages

WereBunny87

about 1 month ago

Hahaha I loved this, well done

Browneyesandhair

about 1 month ago

Oh goodness. I can’t wait to read where you take this. Great chapter!

Moon6Shadow

about 1 month ago

Rereading. “my own personal homage to the trope. the bugger wouldn't leave me alone until i wrote it.” Giggling. People who aren’t authors: authors plan to write stories. Authors to readers: I got nothing/ this plot bunny is driving me insane! Take it please!!! XD On a side note welcome back! Thanks for the new chapters! <3

GratefulAnon (Guest)

about 1 month ago

One week ago, I went back home for the first time in three years and saw a friend I hadn’t spoken with in that same length of time- I told her I was reading a tomarry fic called Full Circle she said: “by Tetsurashian?” We’ve both read this like 50 times and follow it for updates, I didn’t even know she liked this ship. Thank you for rekindling our friendship. Also for the dank updates.

Jennamarie (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Hi!So I usually don't start reading incomplete stories, but your premise interested me. 5 hours later, I was yelling my self I had to go to bed, and really could not read just one more page... after I told myself that several times I managed to pull myself out of your story. I hope you continue it soon!

happyraincloud

about 1 month ago

Oh this is going to be fun. XD

jmw03u

about 1 month ago

Such a great story! I like the idea that when you know somebody well enough as many times and for as long as Harry and Voldemort have known each other, you learn to like each other. Thank you for writing this.

1_hurray1

about 1 month ago

I love your story and re-read it all the time. Please update when you can because your an amazing writer!!

PIKPI (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Dear tetsurashian:Greetings! My name is PIKA and I'm one of your readers in China. I came across your story . It's truly a pleasure to read your story as it is so beautifully written. I wonder if it's possible for you to authorize us-TRHP Translation Group-to translate it into Chinese. We promise we won't use it for any business purposes. We will attach your ID and original address to the translation.We're look forward to hearing from you soon. Best regards,TRHP Translating Group

Razorling

about 1 month ago

Right, I can see I'll love it hahaha!!! xD

interrodang

about 1 month ago

I'm excited for this. a fantastic first chapter!

artunforgiven

about 1 month ago

This is by far the best Harry Potter fanfiction ive ever read fkskdksj so well written the plot is amazing tOM AND HARRY ARE ADORABLE I’m so in love In this essay I will-

Horns_and_Ember

about 1 month ago

I'm ready this all again while waiting for the next chapter. And I just want to say that I absolutly love this fic. Whenever I geht the notification that a New chapter has Bern updated I drop everything and go to read it. I just love it and wanted you to know

YaoiLoverKyaa

about 1 month ago

Please never ever abandon thiss

Kyonarai

about 1 month ago

This story made my night. For the week. Maybe the month. I don't know anynore. Just keep writing or I'm going to develop an itch from withdrawal. This is so great. So perfect so everything I love about this pairing and more. You, bright and beautiful author, are all that is good about humanity. Never change.

BelleGeorgia

about 1 month ago

Already laughing, already love this, lets get this party started.

SammyShortForSamael

about 1 month ago

Literally nothing makes me as happy as this story, especially when it gets an update! (Not even my special brownies, though they are a close second!)

mobiusmobiles

about 1 month ago

This is seriously AMAZING!!! Please update it soon!

Cybermushroom

about 1 month ago

Omg I want a fan fic for each lifetime kmdksmdkdnosndidndj I love thiisss

Brenna1918

about 1 month ago

I want a spin-off with the all girls boarding school. That shit needs to be witnessed.

Anna_Hopkins

about 1 month ago

YAAAS I love these~! Bookmarked for more. ♥ Is it ok if I add this to my tumblr recs page?

Naramyon

about 1 month ago

*cackling, rubs hands together* Gooood.

wordghost

about 1 month ago

amazing i love it

lizirene

about 1 month ago

Hi there! This is sooooooo amazing! Can I translate it into Chinese and share it with my friends? I'll attach your name and the original address! Thanks XD!

AnimeFangirl101 (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Can't wait until the next chapter, just love this story!!!!!!!

sprx77

about 1 month ago

This is the best fucking thing and I love it to pieces. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. I screenshot lines without thinking about it to bring me joy when I inevitably forget about them and find them on my phone a month from now."So like, can I borrow your basilisk?" Had me laughing hard enough to wake the dead, though the whole thing was hilarious of course.This was so amazing and funny and perfect. I love tom riddle pre-insanity

MadJJ

about 1 month ago

"they’d been both girls in an all girls’ boarding school, and they ruled that place with an iron fist"I am trying so hard not to smile like an idiot at that. Damn it why did I think reading this in class was a good idea?I'm definitely reading the other chapters (and that's coming from someone whose OTP in Harry Potter is completely destroyed by the way this story is going and that doesn't usually like the Voldemort/Harry Potter pairing)

vampireprincess789

about 1 month ago

That was fantastic. I don't read too many comedy/ crack fics and actually enjoy them.

Witch_of_Perception

about 1 month ago

LAUGHING

Aster (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Pfffffffft XP kudos cause I loved it

BrilliantLady

about 1 month ago

Stopped by from fanfiction dot net to leave kudos and a comment here too. I like this fic! :D

nihama9492

about 1 month ago

I sometimes (Okay most of the time) wish I could give a Kudos on each individual chapter. Loved it! Can't wait for more!

choxpastry

about 1 month ago

Umm, you know, When I read the line 'they’ve really enjoyed just fucking with people.' I honestly think you mean it literally.

Aster (Guest)

about 1 month ago

oh my god I just realized there's another chapter.*sobs in utter joy*

Yumehayla

about 1 month ago

Damn this is bound to be amusing, can't wait for more :D

ToasterMuffan

about 1 month ago

This sounds so interesting. I can't wait to see where this goes.

kharma (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Oh my God, yes. I will go down with this trope. My favorite. Please write more, I beg of thee~!

AlloraElgard

about 1 month ago

I almost cried when I thought this was a one chapter story. Can't wait to see how it progresses.

kota_bear

about 1 month ago

Oh gosh. This is great. I love the whole concept. I'm very excited to see how they mess with everyone. Also, Harry and Tom as two girls who ruled their boarding school is oddly hilarious. Thank you for sharing :)

steakaddictsanonymous

5 months ago

this is an interesting concept but I was looking forward to how Harry would deal with Canon Tom Riddle the psychopath as his soulmate which isn't really explored. (I can't seem to suspend my disbelief that this is Tom Riddle.) but I maybe was blind and missed a tag. also was hoping for trophy collecting silliness. that said this is a delightful nicely written piece of silliness and I am sure that is very enjoyable by many even if it is not my cup of tea. if you ever write a version with Canon Voldie I would be very interested in that.

Witch_of_Perception

5 months ago

LAUGHING

MadJJ

6 months ago

"they’d been both girls in an all girls’ boarding school, and they ruled that place with an iron fist"I am trying so hard not to smile like an idiot at that. Damn it why did I think reading this in class was a good idea?I'm definitely reading the other chapters (and that's coming from someone whose OTP in Harry Potter is completely destroyed by the way this story is going and that doesn't usually like the Voldemort/Harry Potter pairing)

mobiusmobiles

6 months ago

This is seriously AMAZING!!! Please update it soon!

happyraincloud

6 months ago

IVE FOUND IT!!!! Do you have any idea how long I’ve been try to find this story? Ages! That’s how long! (Though admittedly I did find some more awesome stories in the process of trying to find this again, but still) FINALLY!!!🤣

kota_bear

7 months ago

Oh gosh. This is great. I love the whole concept. I'm very excited to see how they mess with everyone. Also, Harry and Tom as two girls who ruled their boarding school is oddly hilarious. Thank you for sharing :)

AlloraElgard

7 months ago

I almost cried when I thought this was a one chapter story. Can't wait to see how it progresses.

Chapter 1

8 months ago

Pfffffffft XP kudos cause I loved it

nihama9492

8 months ago

I sometimes (Okay most of the time) wish I could give a Kudos on each individual chapter. Loved it! Can't wait for more!

happyraincloud

8 months ago

Oh this is going to be fun. XD

jmw03u

8 months ago

Such a great story! I like the idea that when you know somebody well enough as many times and for as long as Harry and Voldemort have known each other, you learn to like each other. Thank you for writing this.

Cybermushroom

9 months ago

Omg I want a fan fic for each lifetime kmdksmdkdnosndidndj I love thiisss

artunforgiven

10 months ago

This is by far the best Harry Potter fanfiction ive ever read fkskdksj so well written the plot is amazing tOM AND HARRY ARE ADORABLE I’m so in love In this essay I will-

Yumehayla

10 months ago

Damn this is bound to be amusing, can't wait for more :D

Horns_and_Ember

10 months ago

I'm ready this all again while waiting for the next chapter. And I just want to say that I absolutly love this fic. Whenever I geht the notification that a New chapter has Bern updated I drop everything and go to read it. I just love it and wanted you to know

Moon6Shadow

11 months ago

Rereading. “my own personal homage to the trope. the bugger wouldn't leave me alone until i wrote it.” Giggling. People who aren’t authors: authors plan to write stories. Authors to readers: I got nothing/ this plot bunny is driving me insane! Take it please!!! XD On a side note welcome back! Thanks for the new chapters! <3

Brenna1918

about 1 year ago

I want a spin-off with the all girls boarding school. That shit needs to be witnessed.

interrodang

about 1 year ago

I'm excited for this. a fantastic first chapter!

JadedLily

about 1 year ago

This is the 4th time I’m reading this and I ADORE your fic with every fiber of my being!! You’re amazing and epic and fkfjshdjl <3<3<3

Browneyesandhair

about 1 year ago

Oh goodness. I can’t wait to read where you take this. Great chapter!

Razorling

about 1 year ago

Right, I can see I'll love it hahaha!!! xD

lizirene

over 1 year ago

Hi there! This is sooooooo amazing! Can I translate it into Chinese and share it with my friends? I'll attach your name and the original address! Thanks XD!

1_hurray1

over 1 year ago

I love your story and re-read it all the time. Please update when you can because your an amazing writer!!

MeganiumConnie

over 1 year ago

I regularly come back to this. It’s oddly brilliant.

Chapter 1

over 1 year ago

That's amazing!

steakaddictsanonymous

over 1 year ago

the grim reaper telling them they got into the mess by the horcrux and Harry the Master of Death is hilarious and made me grin so kudos for that.

Chapter 1

over 1 year ago

Oh my God, yes. I will go down with this trope. My favorite. Please write more, I beg of thee~!

choxpastry

over 1 year ago

Umm, you know, When I read the line 'they’ve really enjoyed just fucking with people.' I honestly think you mean it literally.

Naramyon

over 1 year ago

*cackling, rubs hands together* Gooood.

scroungymutt

over 1 year ago

*tries to kudo it* *fails as it says I’ve already left them*.... oOOOHHH WAIT SHIT THIS IS WHY ITS SO FAMILIAR IVE ALREADY READ THIS—lmao I’m still rereading it— been wanting to for a while, but I used to just put these in tabs instead of bookmarking them and then my phone broke so I lost them all. I’m actually still looking for several of the fanfics I liked and it’s been four months

WereBunny87

over 1 year ago

Hahaha I loved this, well done

Chapter 1

over 1 year ago

Can't wait until the next chapter, just love this story!!!!!!!

BelleGeorgia

over 1 year ago

Already laughing, already love this, lets get this party started.

Chapter 1

over 1 year ago

Dear tetsurashian:Greetings! My name is PIKA and I'm one of your readers in China. I came across your story . It's truly a pleasure to read your story as it is so beautifully written. I wonder if it's possible for you to authorize us-TRHP Translation Group-to translate it into Chinese. We promise we won't use it for any business purposes. We will attach your ID and original address to the translation.We're look forward to hearing from you soon. Best regards,TRHP Translating Group

Anna_Hopkins

over 1 year ago

YAAAS I love these~! Bookmarked for more. ♥ Is it ok if I add this to my tumblr recs page?

ToasterMuffan

over 1 year ago

This sounds so interesting. I can't wait to see where this goes.

BrilliantLady

over 1 year ago

Stopped by from fanfiction dot net to leave kudos and a comment here too. I like this fic! :D

gayboredwerewolf

over 1 year ago

I'm already here for this.

Chapter 1

almost 2 years ago

One week ago, I went back home for the first time in three years and saw a friend I hadn’t spoken with in that same length of time- I told her I was reading a tomarry fic called Full Circle she said: “by Tetsurashian?” We’ve both read this like 50 times and follow it for updates, I didn’t even know she liked this ship. Thank you for rekindling our friendship. Also for the dank updates.

wordghost

almost 2 years ago

amazing i love it

Chapter 1

almost 2 years ago

oh my god I just realized there's another chapter.*sobs in utter joy*

sprx77

about 2 years ago

This is the best fucking thing and I love it to pieces. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. I screenshot lines without thinking about it to bring me joy when I inevitably forget about them and find them on my phone a month from now."So like, can I borrow your basilisk?" Had me laughing hard enough to wake the dead, though the whole thing was hilarious of course.This was so amazing and funny and perfect. I love tom riddle pre-insanity

SammyShortForSamael

about 2 years ago

Literally nothing makes me as happy as this story, especially when it gets an update! (Not even my special brownies, though they are a close second!)

acehollyleaf

about 2 years ago

Time to read this again!

Chapter 1

about 2 years ago

Hi!So I usually don't start reading incomplete stories, but your premise interested me. 5 hours later, I was yelling my self I had to go to bed, and really could not read just one more page... after I told myself that several times I managed to pull myself out of your story. I hope you continue it soon!

vampireprincess789

about 2 years ago

That was fantastic. I don't read too many comedy/ crack fics and actually enjoy them.

Kyonarai

about 2 years ago

This story made my night. For the week. Maybe the month. I don't know anynore. Just keep writing or I'm going to develop an itch from withdrawal. This is so great. So perfect so everything I love about this pairing and more. You, bright and beautiful author, are all that is good about humanity. Never change.

YaoiLoverKyaa

about 2 years ago

Please never ever abandon thiss

JenJenSam

over 2 years ago

Please update, this is amazing. I never comment but I have to for this. Hope everything's okay since it's been over a year since you updated. But I first read this years ago and still haven't found any fanfics like this or with your amazing writing style. Please continue this.

Fenby

over 2 years ago

This was really fun, all the misunderstandings were very entertaining. I like how no characters are bashed either. It's weird to read fics that redeem voldemort but hate other characters for their sins and its great that this doesn't fall into that trap, but also doesn't do the whole actual death eaters r all cool thing. Best crack fic I've read in ages