Full circle
by tetsurashian
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CHAPTERS
50
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56.0K
RATING
4.8
Summary
(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
Reader Reviews
tudorwench
about 1 month agoSweet, the deaging potion is going to be invented this year! Everyone gets a year’s worth with their covid jab and we can pretend 2020 never happened!
Criodeus
about 1 month agoTHIS IS SO STUPID FUNNY TO ME GAGJDKHRLDHEIENJDJD
sofaaaa (Guest)
about 1 month agolmao albus being scared while tom and harry are just messing with them
Bob (Guest)
about 1 month agoi havent read anything that made me laugh this hard in YAEARS
FruitLemonTea
about 1 month agoOh my goodness he really stole Tom Riddle’s lines?? Like- straight up?? I’m not complaining though, MAN he deserves an Oscar for this. He really did Dumbles like that
moraneuclid
about 1 month agoAhhh rereading this never gets old <3
nobodyimportant(tm) (Guest)
about 1 month agomy god this is hilarious
GenreisNeutral
about 1 month agoTHIS IS FUCKING FUNNY. I LOVE IT
DandelionConstellation
about 1 month agoThis is hilarious and I love it so much
gardenbelles
about 1 month agookay, wait, so they had their first lives as harry and tom/voldemort as the book says, and then they had their 85+ reincarnations, and now they’ve been brought back to their original lives?
Lottie (Guest)
about 1 month agoThat is good...Spontaneous things are always more... interesting to read, or so people have told me,However I find that this work, tickles me. I await future updates or replies
saintmary
about 1 month agoOh this is fucking ingenious I LOVE IT
FireDragon484
about 1 month ago"Yes, daddy"I fricken CHOKED at this line. Not to mention, Harry mimicking Tom's first encounter with Dumbledore? I couldn't stop laughing once Harry started quoting Tom
oldtalkingbicycle
about 1 month agooh my fucking goodness how does this chapter not have more comments i love this with my entire being i am such a sucker for thisAHHAHAHA HARRY IS CREEPING THE FUCK OUT OF DUMBLEDOREI LOVE THAT SCENEso muchw o w z a
exhausted_pigeon
about 1 month agoOh this is so fucking hilarious, I love it!
KingFoxJellyfish
about 1 month agoI KNOWWWBECAUSE HE CONTROLS KARKAROFTHE WIZARDING TOURNAMENT?
valkyrite
about 1 month agorereading this for the third time yes im in love with this fic
Tessla
about 1 month agoI’ve always squicked Tom/Harry, but this is brilliant. You could have taken a much more serious look at the reincarnation thing (which could be interesting for another story) but I am looking forward to this pile of crack humor!
gayboredwerewolf
about 1 month agoThis is absolutely fantastic.
Arlovebird
about 1 month agoLMFAO
Account Deleted
about 1 month agoI love this.
Browneyesandhair
about 1 month agoOh goodness. Tom will definitely be there for the tournament. I’m excited. Great chapter!
BittersweetAlias
about 1 month agoJust the sentence, For the first time in a while, Albus was afraid, is worth more than gold! I've never seen that line written in all the stories I've read. Thank you! Love it. Going to read more.
Septimus (Guest)
about 1 month agoI hope Tom regains all of his soul and properly chase Harry XD
Caboshone
about 1 month agoI'm literally CACKLING! and CRYING! You are TOO good at this. I cannot wait to read the rest! So much love!
jujukittychick
about 1 month agolmfao omg that was priceless
SunlitStars
about 1 month agoOmg, I read this ages ago and I've been trying to find it since. It's soo good, look forward to rereading it!!
ThatRascal
about 1 month ago“You remember your lines? How to act like a properly frightening orphan? Your toothbrush?”Harry rolled his eyes, “Yes, daddy.”Oh my gosh. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed that hard in my life.YES FUCK WITH THE WIZARDS PLEASE.HARRY BEING A MINI-TOM OMG DUMBLES HAVING FLASHBACKS YESPLEASE FUCK WITH SNAPE TOOFUCK ALL THE PRETENTIOUS WIZARDSNOT LITERALLYEXCEPT TOM
mufflerCat
about 1 month agois it because of the triwizard tournament, please tell me toms at durmstrang because of the triwizard tournament
interrodang
about 1 month agoa masterful move by the Potter & Riddle coalition!
randomperson (Guest)
about 1 month agoI'm cackling too! X'DDD honestly, even if they're rather different, it's still funny to see them messing with everyone. Situational irony I guess?
wyclair
about 1 month agoTOM AND HARRY ARE SUCH LITTLE FUCKING SHITS I LOVE THEM
wordghost
about 1 month agoomg i laughed so hard while reading this jsahflkjhdgflksdh xdthis was great!!
Phrical (Guest)
about 1 month agoI think my laugh would have made Bellatrix proud...This is too good X'D
Account Deleted
about 1 month agoI couldnt stop myself from snorting
TheEnsemble
about 1 month agoThey are gigantic arseholes and it makes me very happy.
CeNedraRiva
about 1 month agoOh my god, this is so much fun! And ao3 says I have already left a kudos, and I don't remember that, so have a comment! Harry and Tom are so delightfully bad!
Nobody (Guest)
about 1 month agoSo evil (cackles) Poor Dumbles!
DWmyobsession
about 1 month agoI cackled an honest to God cackle!!"I can speak to snakes too"I loved it lol it was Harry listing off what he was capable of the same way Tom did but then that line he was almost hinting at it (I can too) just like Tom.
Naramyon
about 1 month ago*snickering* Harry's going to drive Albus around the bend sooner rather than later. Marvelous. :D
undraconic
about 1 month agooh my god im fucking cackling at harry being mini-riddle just to fuck with dumblebee
MadJJ
about 1 month agoI will not laugh out loud in class while I'm reading.I will not laugh out loud in class while I'm reading.I will not laugh out loud in class while I'm reading.*fails*
helianthuswrites
about 1 month agodo i get ten points bc he's goin to durmstrang for the eventual triwizard tournamentnot only will he be 17 for if he wants to competebut dumbledores reaction? priceless
AriaChan (Guest)
about 1 month agoI've been looking for fics like this! I really can't stop laughing at the part where Harry copied Tom I'm just like " Uh...yesss......i....can't...read...*laughs*" I hope you don't give up this fic like others do cause it's so hard to find fics like this >_
Witch_of_Perception
about 1 month agoCACKLES
yulerule
about 1 month ago"Not to mention brewing the de-aging potion Hannes Braus made - or will make, that is, since that was Tom’s twenty-third life, in the year 2021 - was all about patience, having to stew for three months for each year he wanted to shave of."So let's assume he starts it in 1981. 1981-1926=55. 55-13 = 42. So he wants to hsvae of 42 years. THree months per year makes that 126 months, which is 10.5 years. So just to take off 42 years, the potion needs to stew for 10.5 years. So then we want to take those off as well. So 31.5 more months, that's 2.6 years, so we need 7.8 months more to brew. So if we started brewing in 1981, then by the time we have enough potion to get to 13 years, it's (81+10.5+2.6+ 7.8months)-->~1994 and 7.8 monthsSo The fact the potion needs to brew 3 months for every year doesn't work, LV is too old so that he can go to Drumstrang in '91 as a 13 year old.Maybe it could work if the potion needs to brew only two months per year ....
Setsuna24
about 1 month agoHahaha he made himself thirteen so he could go to the TriWizard ! I can hardly wait for the hilarity it will ensue
Shianelle
about 1 month agoHahahahahahaha~ Oh wow, I love the way Harry and Tom set things up in the orphanage to freak out Dumbledore with his mini-Voldemort 2.0, younger, better and now in Hi-Def.I can't wait to see what kinds of shenanigans those two get up to. Hehehe~
Nobodyatall (Guest)
about 1 month agoOoooooh! Dis gon be good.
Hainako
about 1 month agoAbsolutely love itPoor Brittan Harry and Tom are going to have some fun with in
kharma (Guest)
about 1 month agoI was actually thinking about Harry playing himself in hufflepuff too, that would just give fumbledor and snape an aneurysm. But, alas, it would get boring very quickly because the Canon huffle characters are very boring. The slytherins have been so prevalent in fanfiction and enough on Canon that they are a lot more fun to fuck with.
Kaister
about 1 month agoI think Tom is in Durmstrang for two reasons: Tri-Wizards Tournament and Gridenwal connections. Maybe. We'll see what the long end game is here. Take over and go dark? Take over and reforms? Have Harry seems like a Dark Lord Candidate and Marvolo as a Light Lord? (That will fuck so many people, DUmbledore the first among them)
Luca_Crimson
about 1 month agoHe heads to durmstrang because that way he can participate in the triwizard tournament?This plot is great btw. And being spontaneous can never hurt
Dazzled (Guest)
about 1 month agoWOW I really like your writing. Even the snippets from their past lives has me wanting more (one shots maybe?). Poor defenseless wizarding world, this is going to be horrible. :DI wish I had an account so I could favorite this story. Here's hoping that I see this one again.Thanks for writing
Phoenix Black (phoenixdaisy)
about 1 month agoIs "Marvolo Thomas Gaunt" going to have his "birthday" on or before October 31? If so, he'll just happen to be seventeen when the Tri-Wizard is due to roll around, though still a sixth year. Also, he's obviously fucking with Karkaroff and can totally start recruiting the vast majority of Durmstrang's students. Not to mention, if he really did have a son he'd never send him to the school controlled by Dumbledore.
Tree1138
about 1 month agoThis fic is hilarious. Do you have any other reading recs? I'm curious about what fics you were thinking of.
Aytrix
about 1 month agoOh god that's brilliant. I think I'm in love with this story. Thank you so much.
Neamh (Queen_Neamh)
about 1 month ago🖤🖤🖤
history
about 1 month agoOMG! I love the con that those two though... And Harry playing with Dumbledore and Snape is so great:)!I'm pretty sure that Harry won't be in slytherin ir gryffondor for more playing with Dumbledore and Snape.
inneedofacleanslate (M1A)
about 1 month agoLife#18. Gods above. Please I need a deep dive into this gem. 🥺? Also This is elfingly awesome.
Alibear
about 1 month agoI found this fic on fanfic.net became obsessed then found you here man hope that doesn't seem creepy. But absolutely love this 100%
whereverwebe
about 1 month agosomeone on Reddit recommended this fic, it's first chapter and already sounds cool
FunnyThings
about 1 month agoHeeyy, Uhm I'm currently reading your story. And normally I would've posted a comment when I'm done (really, really great FF by the way). Buuut: I've came across a duplicate on Wattpad. At first I thought it was you. But no. It's a repost. Author did not say if they were allowed to do that. Were they?
Epicboss67
about 1 month agoThis is going to be such a goofy story!
Lap
about 1 month agoI had forgotten I read this story and figured out I had at about chapter 3 but the re-read value is just astronomical! Are you still writing? Is there hope for an update at some point?
SapphiraVolkov
about 1 month agoHi hello yes I just binged this in a single afternoon and I would like to thank you for coming back to this *delightful* fic! I've never enjoyed a Harry/Tom fic until now, and it's AMAZING
Wtfthisshit (Guest)
about 1 month agoWHAT??? What the actual fuck is this trash?? How does it almost have 50k kudos??? It took me a less then 30 seconds to realize that there are almost 50K dumbfucks wo will read any shit that's written here 🤣
Antartique (ReunLuet)
about 1 month agoHere for a reread!
FalseSpringPrincess
about 1 month agoI fall in love every time I read this. Truly a masterpiece.
Lilly0708
about 1 month agoLMAO I ALREADY KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD
shleyis22
about 1 month agoOne chapter in, and I love this already XD
Account Deleted
about 1 month agothank you for this, i must survive this hellhole (School)
Cynical_Tea_Fairy
about 1 month agoI got to the end of chapter 1 and I almost feel bad for whoever they come across. *Scratch that* I feel bad for whoever they come across, these two sound like a disaster in a tea kettle.
Arukir
about 1 month agoOh, this is FUN
the_yippee_man
about 1 month agothis is my third time around reading this and i just wanna say ty for creating this masterpiece 🙏
Uhhhidk
about 1 month ago“A single mom who works 3 jobs” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LIMALIMON_16
about 1 month agoVoto por un one shot de Harry y Tom como chicas gobernando 'con puño dr hierro'
LIMALIMON_16
about 1 month agoEste fic tiene un muy buen comienzo 🖤🖤🖤🖤
Anaturalwriter
about 1 month agoWere harry and voldemort like a thing in any of the lives in which they were related?
Shmellow
about 1 month agoOh my god I’ve been putting this fic off for awhile cause I thought it was cracky sounding and I usually don’t read ‘not rated’ Fics but OMG WHAT AN IDIOT IVE BEEN IM HOOKED!!
LordSylvestris
about 1 month agoI cannot overstate how happy I am to have you back.I know you're stressed over the perceived responsibility, but you have done a great job.
moonstoner
about 1 month agonooo I have an essay to write and I just randomly found this and added it to my tbr but thought I would QUICKLY read the first chapter to see if I was into it, and it's SO FUCKING FUNNY ALREADY I LOVE IT LMAOOOi fear this essay will not be written today
Nightangale
about 1 month agoThis is golden😂
Shen_Liqin
about 1 month agoCrack fics are heaven sent smhLOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS 💜💜💜
StrawberryEiji
about 1 month agoLet's go !! It's so good already!
kingsleyxbnm
about 1 month agoI really dislike Tom riddle/Harry potter but this is actually making me like it somehow, I guess it's because the age gap doesn't really matter anymore since they're both old as shit now
acehollyleaf
about 1 month agoI've read this 3+ times already (once when it was still updating, 2(?) times during the hiatus. Which! I rarely reread fics when I think they might be abandoned. Have probably done it 5 times max). Was waiting to give it another reread until I felt more confident, and yeah, 3 new updates is pretty good 💜
victoriantemp
about 1 month agothis is so funny!!!! 😆
lucaswarmhotchocolate
about 1 month agoif I could take this chapter and bite it into tiny little pieces and then swallow them like a dragon devouring a pile of gold and gemstones, I would. This is amazing
sandboxwritings
about 1 month ago<3
Ilovekittycatsespeciallywhentheyrebottom
about 1 month agoThis is great. I’ve been re-reading this thing almost 15 times and this ain’t even my mother language. Thx for not abandoning it. The humor is sooooooo good and reading this is almost healing the shit out of me
Chardonnay_and_books
about 1 month agoI literally screamed - thank you thank you thank you for this ❤️❤️❤️
Disaster_of_a_human
about 1 month agoSo psyched to see this update!!!
Abluto
about 1 month agoI read this in full 4 days ago fully accepting that it was abandoned. I’ve never had better timing
summer164
about 1 month agoAmazing
Crystal421
about 1 month agoYOU UPDATED! HELLO! I HOPE YOU’RE ALRIGHT!
Forgotten_Myosotis
about 1 month agoThe bark of laughter i let out when i read the email and realised which fic got updated bro. Its fantastic and so is this chapter, welcome back! Wether you continue this fic or not, its great nonetheless, no pressure :3
NotHinnylove4eva
about 1 month agoHey, I'm here from a Wattpad repost. I reread that a lot, always upset it wasn't completed, but I received info that the full version was here, so hey everyone!
Hail_our_goddess_of_creation
about 1 month agoMan, I love this kinda shit
A_plus_platypus
about 1 month agoohohoohhoho the CRACK. hilarious. had me giggling out loud. I could have never imagined a truly chaotic hufflepuffley Harry, and this is scratching an itch I didn't know I had. GREAT dialogue too
ConstantlyTiredEvenWithSleep
about 1 month agoOhohohoI love this already✨✨
Tomalomadingdong
about 1 month agoThose is my like 20th time rereadingAnd I just realized, if they have a disagreement one of them can just commit suicide bcs they know that they'll come back anywaySo if they have an argument one or both commits suicide to get away from the other just to be petty 😭
Cryinover2Dpeople
about 1 month agoRereading this for the 5th(??) time letsgooo this is one of my comfort fics 💀💀🙏🏽🙏🏽
CasperBowie
about 1 month ago*smacks table*i am in love.
Ollie_veesha
about 1 month agooh yeeeaah!!
death_march
about 1 month agoI am absolutely thrilled to have found this I love it already
shiaya
about 1 month agoLost count on how many times i've been rereading this. Great work!!
appleape
about 1 month agoI WANT TO READ ABT THE BOARDING SCHOOL PLS
Wandavis28
about 1 month agoOhh this is going to be amazing.
TheDumpling2016
about 1 month agoLmao the enraged father got it
isis777
about 1 month agoPlease update
cosmicflo
about 1 month agoNOOOO OMG I need more this is so good!
CuquiLuna
about 1 month agoGenial 🥰
Gay_Bleepbloop
about 1 month agoI’m rereading this for the third or fourth time or whatever cuz it’s just too fucking good!!
Bibliophile_Alert
about 1 month agoAn amazing start!
Chlorophytum_comosum
about 1 month agoI REALLY want to see the one where they they're girls running an all girls school w an iron fist. Sounds brilliant
prongslette678
about 1 month agopoor sirius tho
Hikari313435
about 1 month agoI love this fic!😂
Astrx7
about 1 month agolol glad they're not super bored with their existence
HadaraCassiopeiaBlack
about 1 month agoOh my gosh this looks interesting, I can't wait to read the next chapter...
MagykQueste
about 1 month agoBy number eighteen they were almost friends (they’d been both girls in an all girls’ boarding school, and they ruled that place with an iron fist). Now that, that I want to read.
MeganiumConnie
about 1 month agorereading this once every few months is my routine
Silverkit
about 1 month agoUghhh i live for thissssss
lilynight
about 1 month agoI've reread this fic many times and I can't leave multiple kudos no matter how much I want to so instead I'm just going to keep updating this comment with the amount of times I've read this fic: 6
Lyx_chan
about 1 month ago"guess what i've been reading lately *jazz hands*"What were you reading when you started to write this? I have no clue and would be curious to read it 🙂
Kaladin_x_happiness
about 1 month agoThis is going to be horrid. I love it
FireLight981
about 1 month agoI've barely started this story, but I've already fallen in love with it.I can't wait to see where this will go!
MistressGiulia
about 1 month ago❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
thebean394
about 1 month agoi really love this fic and i don’t want to be an annoying fan pressuring you, but reading a new chapter would be amazing. sometimes there are fics that just stay on your mind, and this is one of them.
Ana Vg (Guest)
about 1 month agoOmg this is really good!! I'm in love already. You really should do a one-shot about they in the girl's boarding school, it would be amazing. thanks for writing
castaspell
about 1 month agoFirst of all, thank you for your hard work. I really enjoyed your fan fiction, getting so much fun while reading it.I wonder if I can get your permission to translate Full Circle in Korean.Because it gave me a lot of joy, I definitely want to share it with those who don't use English as a first language.If you are positive, I am going to publish my translation on the site called Postype with copyright notice. I can send you a link if you want.I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you <3
silverspectre
about 1 month agoUM EXCUSE ME WHERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER (;-;)I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH TO LEAVE IT BEHIND (;-;)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CertifiedDilfFucker
about 1 month agoI’m so excited to read this again, I honestly adore this fic. It’s a super cool premise and incredibly well written, thank you so much for sharing it with us!!!
FlirtyBlonde
about 1 month agoThis is one of the best fics I’ve ever read! I have a hankering for more, hope it’s not truly abandoned.
Phoboc
about 1 month agoOn their eighty-ninth lifetime, they’re finally Harry Potter and Tom Riddle-slash-Lord Voldemort again.“Ah, bugger,” Tom hissed after killing Lily Potter and then laying his eyes on Harry Potter. The memories flowed in without so much a hello, how do you do and all he could do was lower his wand and pinch the bridge of his nose. He’s experienced it so many times it barely bothered him anymore. “Sorry about that.” He grimaced at the infant in the crib. Lololololol
Phoboc
about 1 month agoimagine how uncomfortable it must've been when they were reincarnated as blood siblings... after sleeping with each other multiple times lolol
hingou (Guest)
about 1 month agoI love you!!!
BambooTora
about 1 month agoLmao. This fic is one of my happy place fics. Whenever I re-read the first chapter I can't help but rub my hands together in glee
FangirlKatydid
about 1 month agoTime for an instant reread, binch. This fic is top of the Tom/Harry tag by 2000 kudos for a damn good reason.
Poljupci
about 1 month agoI binged this instead of studying and I don't regret it one bit!!! It was such A wonderful experience and I can't thank you enough for writing it because even though I never would have said I would be reading Tomarry fanfiction this one just drew me in and made me soooooo enchanted with it. Seriously. This is great.
exhausted_pigeon
about 1 month agoThis is freaking brilliant! I love it already!
Spade_Z
about 1 month agoJust a Spade casually dropping by ♠️💚
FireDragon484
about 1 month agoAs soon as I read the first interaction between Harry & Tom (Tom apologizing for killing Harry's mom, Harry just staring at him), I knew this was going to be great!
Ominesca_Deliat
about 1 month agookay, so I had this really weird idea. So if Harry and Tom were starting a pod cast and it went like thisTom: Hello all, I'm Tom the homicidal murderer that will kill you all in your sleep and this is-Harry: Harry! The super cool savior that will save you all!And then I broke apart laughing. (I was washing dishes as I cam up with that and got a ton of water and soap on my face for my troubles.)
baneofquiches
about 1 month agoHOLY CRAP WILL VICTOR BE OK???please take care author !!!!!
marie (Guest)
about 1 month agoOkay hi, I love this fan fiction it is one the best i have come across and I really hope that you update and continue it. Please do !!!!!!!!
xanvan01 (Guest)
about 1 month agoI’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS FANFIC FOR THE PAST WEEK AND I HAD JUST GIVEN UP WHEN I SAW THE NAME ON ONE OF MY NOTES AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE THANKFUL TO MYSELF BEFORE AS I WAS IN THAT MOMENT CAUSE I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS FIC.
HistoryBuff89
about 1 month agoOh my gosh this is so well written!
charl_ie1421
about 1 month agoIs this abandoned?? If it is I am really gonna be sad! This is one of my favorites, it is so cute that it hurts
JenJenSam
about 1 month agoPlease update, this is amazing. I never comment but I have to for this. Hope everything's okay since it's been over a year since you updated. But I first read this years ago and still haven't found any fanfics like this or with your amazing writing style. Please continue this.
MeganiumConnie
about 1 month agoI regularly come back to this. It’s oddly brilliant.
scroungymutt
about 1 month ago*tries to kudo it* *fails as it says I’ve already left them*.... oOOOHHH WAIT SHIT THIS IS WHY ITS SO FAMILIAR IVE ALREADY READ THIS—lmao I’m still rereading it— been wanting to for a while, but I used to just put these in tabs instead of bookmarking them and then my phone broke so I lost them all. I’m actually still looking for several of the fanfics I liked and it’s been four months
JadedLily
about 1 month agoThis is the 4th time I’m reading this and I ADORE your fic with every fiber of my being!! You’re amazing and epic and fkfjshdjl <3<3<3
acehollyleaf
about 1 month agoTime to read this again!
gayboredwerewolf
about 1 month agoI'm already here for this.
. (Guest)
about 1 month agoThat's amazing!
steakaddictsanonymous
about 1 month agothis is an interesting concept but I was looking forward to how Harry would deal with Canon Tom Riddle the psychopath as his soulmate which isn't really explored. (I can't seem to suspend my disbelief that this is Tom Riddle.) but I maybe was blind and missed a tag. also was hoping for trophy collecting silliness. that said this is a delightful nicely written piece of silliness and I am sure that is very enjoyable by many even if it is not my cup of tea. if you ever write a version with Canon Voldie I would be very interested in that.
happyraincloud
about 1 month agoIVE FOUND IT!!!! Do you have any idea how long I’ve been try to find this story? Ages! That’s how long! (Though admittedly I did find some more awesome stories in the process of trying to find this again, but still) FINALLY!!!🤣
steakaddictsanonymous
about 1 month agothe grim reaper telling them they got into the mess by the horcrux and Harry the Master of Death is hilarious and made me grin so kudos for that.
Fenby
about 1 month agoThis was really fun, all the misunderstandings were very entertaining. I like how no characters are bashed either. It's weird to read fics that redeem voldemort but hate other characters for their sins and its great that this doesn't fall into that trap, but also doesn't do the whole actual death eaters r all cool thing. Best crack fic I've read in ages
WereBunny87
about 1 month agoHahaha I loved this, well done
Browneyesandhair
about 1 month agoOh goodness. I can’t wait to read where you take this. Great chapter!
Moon6Shadow
about 1 month agoRereading. “my own personal homage to the trope. the bugger wouldn't leave me alone until i wrote it.” Giggling. People who aren’t authors: authors plan to write stories. Authors to readers: I got nothing/ this plot bunny is driving me insane! Take it please!!! XD On a side note welcome back! Thanks for the new chapters! <3
GratefulAnon (Guest)
about 1 month agoOne week ago, I went back home for the first time in three years and saw a friend I hadn’t spoken with in that same length of time- I told her I was reading a tomarry fic called Full Circle she said: “by Tetsurashian?” We’ve both read this like 50 times and follow it for updates, I didn’t even know she liked this ship. Thank you for rekindling our friendship. Also for the dank updates.
Jennamarie (Guest)
about 1 month agoHi!So I usually don't start reading incomplete stories, but your premise interested me. 5 hours later, I was yelling my self I had to go to bed, and really could not read just one more page... after I told myself that several times I managed to pull myself out of your story. I hope you continue it soon!
happyraincloud
about 1 month agoOh this is going to be fun. XD
jmw03u
about 1 month agoSuch a great story! I like the idea that when you know somebody well enough as many times and for as long as Harry and Voldemort have known each other, you learn to like each other. Thank you for writing this.
1_hurray1
about 1 month agoI love your story and re-read it all the time. Please update when you can because your an amazing writer!!
PIKPI (Guest)
about 1 month agoDear tetsurashian:Greetings! My name is PIKA and I'm one of your readers in China. I came across your story . It's truly a pleasure to read your story as it is so beautifully written. I wonder if it's possible for you to authorize us-TRHP Translation Group-to translate it into Chinese. We promise we won't use it for any business purposes. We will attach your ID and original address to the translation.We're look forward to hearing from you soon. Best regards,TRHP Translating Group
Razorling
about 1 month agoRight, I can see I'll love it hahaha!!! xD
interrodang
about 1 month agoI'm excited for this. a fantastic first chapter!
artunforgiven
about 1 month agoThis is by far the best Harry Potter fanfiction ive ever read fkskdksj so well written the plot is amazing tOM AND HARRY ARE ADORABLE I’m so in love In this essay I will-
Horns_and_Ember
about 1 month agoI'm ready this all again while waiting for the next chapter. And I just want to say that I absolutly love this fic. Whenever I geht the notification that a New chapter has Bern updated I drop everything and go to read it. I just love it and wanted you to know
YaoiLoverKyaa
about 1 month agoPlease never ever abandon thiss
Kyonarai
about 1 month agoThis story made my night. For the week. Maybe the month. I don't know anynore. Just keep writing or I'm going to develop an itch from withdrawal. This is so great. So perfect so everything I love about this pairing and more. You, bright and beautiful author, are all that is good about humanity. Never change.
BelleGeorgia
about 1 month agoAlready laughing, already love this, lets get this party started.
SammyShortForSamael
about 1 month agoLiterally nothing makes me as happy as this story, especially when it gets an update! (Not even my special brownies, though they are a close second!)
mobiusmobiles
about 1 month agoThis is seriously AMAZING!!! Please update it soon!
Cybermushroom
about 1 month agoOmg I want a fan fic for each lifetime kmdksmdkdnosndidndj I love thiisss
Brenna1918
about 1 month agoI want a spin-off with the all girls boarding school. That shit needs to be witnessed.
Anna_Hopkins
about 1 month agoYAAAS I love these~! Bookmarked for more. ♥ Is it ok if I add this to my tumblr recs page?
Naramyon
about 1 month ago*cackling, rubs hands together* Gooood.
wordghost
about 1 month agoamazing i love it
lizirene
about 1 month agoHi there! This is sooooooo amazing! Can I translate it into Chinese and share it with my friends? I'll attach your name and the original address! Thanks XD!
AnimeFangirl101 (Guest)
about 1 month agoCan't wait until the next chapter, just love this story!!!!!!!
sprx77
about 1 month agoThis is the best fucking thing and I love it to pieces. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. I screenshot lines without thinking about it to bring me joy when I inevitably forget about them and find them on my phone a month from now."So like, can I borrow your basilisk?" Had me laughing hard enough to wake the dead, though the whole thing was hilarious of course.This was so amazing and funny and perfect. I love tom riddle pre-insanity
MadJJ
about 1 month ago"they’d been both girls in an all girls’ boarding school, and they ruled that place with an iron fist"I am trying so hard not to smile like an idiot at that. Damn it why did I think reading this in class was a good idea?I'm definitely reading the other chapters (and that's coming from someone whose OTP in Harry Potter is completely destroyed by the way this story is going and that doesn't usually like the Voldemort/Harry Potter pairing)
vampireprincess789
about 1 month agoThat was fantastic. I don't read too many comedy/ crack fics and actually enjoy them.
Witch_of_Perception
about 1 month agoLAUGHING
Aster (Guest)
about 1 month agoPfffffffft XP kudos cause I loved it
BrilliantLady
about 1 month agoStopped by from fanfiction dot net to leave kudos and a comment here too. I like this fic! :D
nihama9492
about 1 month agoI sometimes (Okay most of the time) wish I could give a Kudos on each individual chapter. Loved it! Can't wait for more!
choxpastry
about 1 month agoUmm, you know, When I read the line 'they’ve really enjoyed just fucking with people.' I honestly think you mean it literally.
Aster (Guest)
about 1 month agooh my god I just realized there's another chapter.*sobs in utter joy*
Yumehayla
about 1 month agoDamn this is bound to be amusing, can't wait for more :D
ToasterMuffan
about 1 month agoThis sounds so interesting. I can't wait to see where this goes.
kharma (Guest)
about 1 month agoOh my God, yes. I will go down with this trope. My favorite. Please write more, I beg of thee~!
AlloraElgard
about 1 month agoI almost cried when I thought this was a one chapter story. Can't wait to see how it progresses.
kota_bear
about 1 month agoOh gosh. This is great. I love the whole concept. I'm very excited to see how they mess with everyone. Also, Harry and Tom as two girls who ruled their boarding school is oddly hilarious. Thank you for sharing :)
steakaddictsanonymous
5 months agothis is an interesting concept but I was looking forward to how Harry would deal with Canon Tom Riddle the psychopath as his soulmate which isn't really explored. (I can't seem to suspend my disbelief that this is Tom Riddle.) but I maybe was blind and missed a tag. also was hoping for trophy collecting silliness. that said this is a delightful nicely written piece of silliness and I am sure that is very enjoyable by many even if it is not my cup of tea. if you ever write a version with Canon Voldie I would be very interested in that.
Witch_of_Perception
5 months agoLAUGHING
MadJJ
6 months ago"they’d been both girls in an all girls’ boarding school, and they ruled that place with an iron fist"I am trying so hard not to smile like an idiot at that. Damn it why did I think reading this in class was a good idea?I'm definitely reading the other chapters (and that's coming from someone whose OTP in Harry Potter is completely destroyed by the way this story is going and that doesn't usually like the Voldemort/Harry Potter pairing)
mobiusmobiles
6 months agoThis is seriously AMAZING!!! Please update it soon!
happyraincloud
6 months agoIVE FOUND IT!!!! Do you have any idea how long I’ve been try to find this story? Ages! That’s how long! (Though admittedly I did find some more awesome stories in the process of trying to find this again, but still) FINALLY!!!🤣
kota_bear
7 months agoOh gosh. This is great. I love the whole concept. I'm very excited to see how they mess with everyone. Also, Harry and Tom as two girls who ruled their boarding school is oddly hilarious. Thank you for sharing :)
AlloraElgard
7 months agoI almost cried when I thought this was a one chapter story. Can't wait to see how it progresses.
Chapter 1
8 months agoPfffffffft XP kudos cause I loved it
nihama9492
8 months agoI sometimes (Okay most of the time) wish I could give a Kudos on each individual chapter. Loved it! Can't wait for more!
happyraincloud
8 months agoOh this is going to be fun. XD
jmw03u
8 months agoSuch a great story! I like the idea that when you know somebody well enough as many times and for as long as Harry and Voldemort have known each other, you learn to like each other. Thank you for writing this.
Cybermushroom
9 months agoOmg I want a fan fic for each lifetime kmdksmdkdnosndidndj I love thiisss
artunforgiven
10 months agoThis is by far the best Harry Potter fanfiction ive ever read fkskdksj so well written the plot is amazing tOM AND HARRY ARE ADORABLE I’m so in love In this essay I will-
Yumehayla
10 months agoDamn this is bound to be amusing, can't wait for more :D
Horns_and_Ember
10 months agoI'm ready this all again while waiting for the next chapter. And I just want to say that I absolutly love this fic. Whenever I geht the notification that a New chapter has Bern updated I drop everything and go to read it. I just love it and wanted you to know
Moon6Shadow
11 months agoRereading. “my own personal homage to the trope. the bugger wouldn't leave me alone until i wrote it.” Giggling. People who aren’t authors: authors plan to write stories. Authors to readers: I got nothing/ this plot bunny is driving me insane! Take it please!!! XD On a side note welcome back! Thanks for the new chapters! <3
Brenna1918
about 1 year agoI want a spin-off with the all girls boarding school. That shit needs to be witnessed.
interrodang
about 1 year agoI'm excited for this. a fantastic first chapter!
JadedLily
about 1 year agoThis is the 4th time I’m reading this and I ADORE your fic with every fiber of my being!! You’re amazing and epic and fkfjshdjl <3<3<3
Browneyesandhair
about 1 year agoOh goodness. I can’t wait to read where you take this. Great chapter!
Razorling
about 1 year agoRight, I can see I'll love it hahaha!!! xD
lizirene
over 1 year agoHi there! This is sooooooo amazing! Can I translate it into Chinese and share it with my friends? I'll attach your name and the original address! Thanks XD!
1_hurray1
over 1 year agoI love your story and re-read it all the time. Please update when you can because your an amazing writer!!
MeganiumConnie
over 1 year agoI regularly come back to this. It’s oddly brilliant.
Chapter 1
over 1 year agoThat's amazing!
steakaddictsanonymous
over 1 year agothe grim reaper telling them they got into the mess by the horcrux and Harry the Master of Death is hilarious and made me grin so kudos for that.
Chapter 1
over 1 year agoOh my God, yes. I will go down with this trope. My favorite. Please write more, I beg of thee~!
choxpastry
over 1 year agoUmm, you know, When I read the line 'they’ve really enjoyed just fucking with people.' I honestly think you mean it literally.
Naramyon
over 1 year ago*cackling, rubs hands together* Gooood.
scroungymutt
over 1 year ago*tries to kudo it* *fails as it says I’ve already left them*.... oOOOHHH WAIT SHIT THIS IS WHY ITS SO FAMILIAR IVE ALREADY READ THIS—lmao I’m still rereading it— been wanting to for a while, but I used to just put these in tabs instead of bookmarking them and then my phone broke so I lost them all. I’m actually still looking for several of the fanfics I liked and it’s been four months
WereBunny87
over 1 year agoHahaha I loved this, well done
Chapter 1
over 1 year agoCan't wait until the next chapter, just love this story!!!!!!!
BelleGeorgia
over 1 year agoAlready laughing, already love this, lets get this party started.
Chapter 1
over 1 year agoDear tetsurashian:Greetings! My name is PIKA and I'm one of your readers in China. I came across your story . It's truly a pleasure to read your story as it is so beautifully written. I wonder if it's possible for you to authorize us-TRHP Translation Group-to translate it into Chinese. We promise we won't use it for any business purposes. We will attach your ID and original address to the translation.We're look forward to hearing from you soon. Best regards,TRHP Translating Group
Anna_Hopkins
over 1 year agoYAAAS I love these~! Bookmarked for more. ♥ Is it ok if I add this to my tumblr recs page?
ToasterMuffan
over 1 year agoThis sounds so interesting. I can't wait to see where this goes.
BrilliantLady
over 1 year agoStopped by from fanfiction dot net to leave kudos and a comment here too. I like this fic! :D
gayboredwerewolf
over 1 year agoI'm already here for this.
Chapter 1
almost 2 years agoOne week ago, I went back home for the first time in three years and saw a friend I hadn’t spoken with in that same length of time- I told her I was reading a tomarry fic called Full Circle she said: “by Tetsurashian?” We’ve both read this like 50 times and follow it for updates, I didn’t even know she liked this ship. Thank you for rekindling our friendship. Also for the dank updates.
wordghost
almost 2 years agoamazing i love it
Chapter 1
almost 2 years agooh my god I just realized there's another chapter.*sobs in utter joy*
sprx77
about 2 years agoThis is the best fucking thing and I love it to pieces. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. I screenshot lines without thinking about it to bring me joy when I inevitably forget about them and find them on my phone a month from now."So like, can I borrow your basilisk?" Had me laughing hard enough to wake the dead, though the whole thing was hilarious of course.This was so amazing and funny and perfect. I love tom riddle pre-insanity
SammyShortForSamael
about 2 years agoLiterally nothing makes me as happy as this story, especially when it gets an update! (Not even my special brownies, though they are a close second!)
acehollyleaf
about 2 years agoTime to read this again!
Chapter 1
about 2 years agoHi!So I usually don't start reading incomplete stories, but your premise interested me. 5 hours later, I was yelling my self I had to go to bed, and really could not read just one more page... after I told myself that several times I managed to pull myself out of your story. I hope you continue it soon!
vampireprincess789
about 2 years agoThat was fantastic. I don't read too many comedy/ crack fics and actually enjoy them.
Kyonarai
about 2 years agoThis story made my night. For the week. Maybe the month. I don't know anynore. Just keep writing or I'm going to develop an itch from withdrawal. This is so great. So perfect so everything I love about this pairing and more. You, bright and beautiful author, are all that is good about humanity. Never change.
YaoiLoverKyaa
about 2 years agoPlease never ever abandon thiss
JenJenSam
over 2 years agoPlease update, this is amazing. I never comment but I have to for this. Hope everything's okay since it's been over a year since you updated. But I first read this years ago and still haven't found any fanfics like this or with your amazing writing style. Please continue this.
Fenby
over 2 years agoThis was really fun, all the misunderstandings were very entertaining. I like how no characters are bashed either. It's weird to read fics that redeem voldemort but hate other characters for their sins and its great that this doesn't fall into that trap, but also doesn't do the whole actual death eaters r all cool thing. Best crack fic I've read in ages





