This is a cool concept and I’m curious to see what you have planned 🙈
Not ridiculous but quite fun. I think you created the setting for a very interesting dynamic. I'm looking forward to reading more of Harry driving Tom mad. Thank you for the chapter!
Oh please continue this! I love the banter! I would love to see more of Harry's not-so-subtle dissing of Voldemort.Edit is fixing the spelling.
HahahahahahaHarry is going to get spanked if he continues that way, no matter the patience :v
I can't deny this is ridiculous, but is also looks very promising. I can't wait to read more!
I actually really can’t wait to see how this goes. It is interesting and hilarious, probably something I could only come up with on no sleep and zero coffee. But I love it so far!
Ridiculous, but I love it 10/10
Oh my god this is the most amazing idea everI'M IN LOVECANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHERE YOU TAKE THIS!! X
Love it. Can’t wait for more!
Это блестяще! Многие пытались сделать из Тома отца Гарри, но видит Бог, это будет одинм из лучших. Он как бы и считает себя отуом, но кровного родства не имеет. Гарри как бы пришел из будущего, но явно не с целью помешать Тому из прошлого. И не по своей воле, как я вижу. Они как бы должны сотрудничать, но каждый по своим причинам. И явно не в восторге от компании друг друга. Спасибо за чудесную идею!
Oh my god this is amazing!!!! I'm literally cackling! I can't wait for more xD
I read this twice, just to be sure that I actually read what I read the first time. Hilarious. Just... Hilarious.
Oh,this is perfection!!Also it's something new,and I really want more!!!Thank you!!
Ok i absolutely loved it, this is freaking gold! I cant wait for the next chapters
It's so fun ! I really like it, please continue this story !
I’m vibrating with excitement
this is wonderful and i wait with baited breath for more
This is so ridiculously funny I laughed throughout the entire chapter XD Voldemort thinking Harry is his son... Just wow. And Harry is being a little shit, I love it :)
Arven (LadyBibliophile)
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Oh, this is absolutely precious !! I literally fell off my seat when Harry said “Luke, I am your father".
I started reading this after getting only to the “i do not belong to you” part in the summary. Paid no regard to the tags whatsoever since I didn’t want to be disappointed if it was going to be a platonic normal father son relationship somehow in the end but I read the first chapter and I peeked! It is! It is romance and I am even more stoked now than I was a minute ago! And I was already so happy I clicked on this story! This is.. just scratching all kind of itches. I love the daddy Tom (and apparently also the daddy Harry) and the time travel ones are always like eating a bucket of caramel ice cream. Divine. Add in Tom actively trying to treat the boy as well as he can? Feed him, cloth him, train him, provide lodging within the comforts of his own home? He could have dumped him in another property. Or a follower’s seaside villa or some shit. I mean yeah he crucioed him, liked his lips unhealed bitten-throug and bloody, and wanted him naked on his table, legs and arms basically spread out to the four corners of the table whilst getting either whipped or spanked; but he’s also planning on not torturing him anymore beyond thy first time and wants to coddle him, so yeah!And I just want to say... thank you so much for writing the whole lips and table thing in the first place... without a doubt my very most favorite part so far and I am ap.preciate.ing it. Like seriously. appreciating it. Thanks also for posting this story in the first place, you are appreciated. Dear lord are you appreciated
This is amazing! And I can honestly see Voldemort making an assumption like that and running with it!Though gotta ask, gratuitously hot Voldemort? Or is he already starting his snake-afication? 🐍 🐍 🐍
This is ridiculous. But hilarious. Please continue in your twisted view of the world :)Ok, now that I've commented on the ridiculousness as instructed, I really did enjoy the chapter and Harry's use of carefully structured truth with Voldemort. Really like the chapter and bookmarked so I can enjoy the future insanity as well.
oh, i remember seeing this prompt on the discord server!! i was hoping very much that someone would write it, i got so excited seeing this in the voldemort/harry tag!! i adored every part of your writing and i was upset to already finish the first chapter, i can't wait to read more!!
This is gold. Would love to see where you take it! Thanks for writing!
OK I LOVE THIS I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEIR CHARACTERISATION SK FAR
Ooooh! This is so good! Incredible, I love it! Harry and Tom are hilarious! I'll wait anxiously for more!❤️❤️❤️
Oh oh oh, I love it, I love it so much!!!!
I love how different this is love it!
It's totally ridiculous but I'm so incredibly excited for more chapters! Funny start and I can't wait to see where you take it!
very very interesting plot. I love reading voldemort thoughts and I hope we keep reading the story through his POV.Can't wait for a new chapter!
This is all my Christmases come at once. ALL of them.Harry and Voldemort, respectively, just, the lulz are real.Also, I ship Voldemort's subconscious attraction to Harry! Instead of Crucio I will tie you down, naked! Yep, not gay at all. XD XD XD THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!!
Oh my! This is brilliant. I've never read a concpet like this before and I can't wait to read more.I can't imagine what Harry must have been thinking when Vodemort mistook him as his son, but I'm glad he's chanelling his slytherin side a bit more, even if he has zero self-preservation, I mean- talking to Voldemort like that? He must be bonkers.Anyways, very lovely start, hope to read more of this soon.
Oh my gosh I want more! This is interesting the future already could be screwed with Voldemort realizing his horcruxs could drive him batty. I’d love to see their relationship change them. Or like Harry start freaking out when he realizes he makes Voldemort stronger by fighting him. Interactions with the inner circle XD. Sorry the concept got me really excited. Please write more! I’d love to see where you take this story.
YEEEEEEEEEEEES YES YES YES!!!!I am amazed! This is pure perfection!Please, please write more of this heaven sent gift to mankind ❤❤❤❤❤
Mein_Name_ist_Hase
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You had fun coming up with comments for which Voldemort wouldn't have the context to realize how true they actually are, didn't you?
I'm reading it again. And I'm seeing even. more. subtext!! XD XD XD "Perhaps it was a desire to possess, to own, which would be natural to feel for one’s son." Noooooo, no it's not natural. XD XD XD I also picked up how Voldemort was jealous of his future self for "marking" Harry.THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!
So. I might have read this 3 times already. 😅
Will give my firstborn for more updates
I’ve been in a reading slump lately, but so many people recommended this fic that I decided to give it a go anyways, and I’m so happy I did. My only complaint is that I found it when it’s still a wip
Omg that sass! Hahaha loving this already
!!! This is so good and hilarious 😂 the “Luke, I am your father” bit made me laugh so hard
So did he stop after the ring here?
I can't with this Voldemort 🤣 He's thirsty AF!! 😆😆Harry: rawr! i kill u!Voldie: yaaassss!!! destroy me!!I REALLY LOVE THIS!! THANKS!! WHY CAN'T AO3 ALLOW KUDOS PER CHAPTER?!?! THIS ONE DESERVES IT 💜💜
I am def going to start quoting "it wasn't a compliment, you unnatural creep" 😂
