Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis
Thor's Hammer - FreeformThe Avengers (Marvel Movies)Female Harry PotterPost-Avengers (2012)Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingEver wonder who cleans Avengers Tower?She's Holly nowMaybe - FreeformNow you don't have toThe Avengers Are Good Brosand therapyMarvel Cinematic UniverseCanon Divergence - Post-Avengers (2012)The Savior of the Wizarding World needs a vacationIs Loki Innocent?Avengers TowerPranks and Practical JokesI renamed Harry

Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis

by Enigmaris

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Summary

“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up. This Fic is now complete!

Reader Reviews

nerodiscord

2 months ago

very cute! cant wait to see where this'll go!

fiery_day

2 months ago

I look forward to see what the Avengers have planned next :)

Bookgirl (ariadragoncrest)

2 months ago

Great start!

Lisaly75

2 months ago

Loving this!

BankaiGetsuga

2 months ago

I really liked this! It's so unusual from other HP/Avengers crossovers I've read and such an interesting take on it^^

ro781727

2 months ago

Wonder how this will turn out. How will tomorrow be worse? Will she actually meet them?

Chapter 1

2 months ago

BWAHAHAHAAAALove this

CreoleSiren

2 months ago

This was extremely enjoyable. I can't wait to see what more you do.

Chapter 1

2 months ago

This.. is exactly what i never knew i needed in my life! LOVE IT!!! Cant wait for the next bit

Chapter 1

2 months ago

I like it. I like it a lot.Thanks for sharing.

CupKatyCakes

2 months ago

I love female Harry Potter, I really do look forward to reading more.

blood_doll_aishiteru

2 months ago

This was a lot of fun and really interesting. I'm curious about what will happen next.

Famnmnanle

2 months ago

This is good, it certainly put a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing.

wandmaker

2 months ago

What a great idea for a story!

Xenia_Moon

2 months ago

I need moreeeee!!!!

Roserayrose

2 months ago

This is funn, very unique . Keep up the good work

singmetosleep (stark_raving_mad)

2 months ago

Lol so I don't really care for Harry Potter Which I know is weirdBut anywayI don't But this is hilarious and brilliantOf course Harry/Holly Potter isn't going to be put off by weirdnessAnd yet...famous last words

Scarlet_Rain

2 months ago

Oh oh PLEASE tell me you have the next chapter done! I am SUPER excited for what comes next!! Their cleaning lady ain't no Ordinary lady! Plus she picked up the Hammer. Who is worthy!!!!! I mean vision couldn't even do it! Please give a hint as to when you think you might be able to update next!? 😢😿*teary puppy dog pout face*

BobTheTrex

2 months ago

I know those words I have uttered them and even to this day regret doing so.Awesome story.Most random plot award goes to you.

Chapter 1

2 months ago

Good writing so far.Not these muggles knew that. You know if you replace muggle with the n word it really shows the racism of the magicians. They act like humans are a different species and an inferior one at that. I like your idea and the way you implemented it. The way you thought it out really makes it good. Great work.

LoopyLemon

2 months ago

This chapter is so much fun! I love seeing Holly doing sweet fun things, and her interactions with Steve were so great.Looking forward to seeing more of Loki :D

Hayerim

2 months ago

Fuck you i criedGoodness(Thank you)

Chapter 1

2 months ago

*cackling* Good job, Teddy and friendos and fam! Lol I just pictured classical music playing, and I love how considerate and kind she was to Jarvis! The potion organizing loop YAS, QUEEN! And the note on the fridge aw! New friendos! Whooo! Hehe such a storm mixed with I don't give a fuck, she is! I LOVE IT!!! (^-^*) I love the wand as hair accessory option! Like NICE

Tierna

2 months ago

Rotting shark, huh? Hákarl?

Magic_is_Might_23

2 months ago

So this is a Maid Harry story? All that money and talent she has and she lowers herself to becoming a servant?

leverage_ot3

2 months ago

FAMOUS LAST WORDS MY DUDE

Chapter 1

2 months ago

Interesting plot. Thank you for not going with harriet as harry's female name its a good name on its iwn but for me severely overused in fics with female harry potter

QueenOfTheQuill

2 months ago

An amazing amount of sass. XD

leverage_ot3

2 months ago

Rereading because I’m a slut for this fic

EveJHoang

2 months ago

I feel like I'm going to have a particular affection for this story due to having spent the last two years as a maid in a 5 star hotel. You wouldn't believe how disgusting people can get, this chapter is nothing U_U

Chapter 1

2 months ago

Reading that last line... Makes me wonder if they're going to get large animals into the tower. Just some random moose in one of the rooms. No explanation. Just.... Moose. (Well that, or a herd of cattle. And one bottle of steak sauce, on a new table. Probably a couple other items that either don't connect thematically, or imply some very strange story.)That is, assuming of course that it's a 'freak out the cleaners' kind of deal.Guess I'll find out soon enough in the next chapter(s). :P

Athran

2 months ago

Of this is priceless! I can't wait to see how it plays out.

leverage_ot3

2 months ago

I’m rereading bc I’m emotional about the angst chapter

Mystic_Rising

2 months ago

You evil sadistic bastard. A poor traumatized Harry, forced into...into...THIS?!!! How could you! Do you know what you have done! You made her wear PINK, like the pinkest evil toad to have ever existed! Evil, that's what you are.On a side note I hope Harry beds Thor or Loki or something. Those 2 are hot. No offense Bruce, Clint, Tony, Steve, but you guys are barely meh. Plus they can bond over magic!

TwistedHilarity

2 months ago

I am so happy about the hela shenanigans, I can't even express it. Bad month, and I really needed some redeemable moments, so thank you so much for giving them to us!

degwen23

2 months ago

this is an incredible story; very well written. i look forward to the next installment thank you for writing!

Elfin69

2 months ago

Maybe she should let them know that their behavior is not accepted on how they live if they are doing it on purpose

Naramyon

2 months ago

ooo, I am 100% for one H. Potter doing a mundane job and being fantastic at it, to the confusion of the mundanes. Friends with Jarvis? I approve. *hums* That went well. " Famous last words. " -- oh no xD

ExistentialCrisis713

2 months ago

I really like this. The plot is splendid too

PsycholoGeek

2 months ago

Oh, Tony...

TheCurat0r

2 months ago

Good start.I loving this so far.The idea of Holly’s midlife crisis leading her to become a cleaning lady for the Avengers? Lmao, brilliant.And I love her general attitude toward everything.This moment was great: “You’re not supposed to clap, you’re going to die.”LolI also loved Holly’s interactions with Jarvis.And the way Holly handled Thor’s room and even organized his potions ingredients!

starrose85

2 months ago

You made me go aw and lol in the chapter. I know this isn't punching gods but I just wanted to let you know I waiting until next week to avoid crying for a week. I hope.

CaraAkame

2 months ago

In celebration of you generally updating Wednesday's and I'm sat here in "social distancing", I am rereading all of this! It's a great story, I love it. Hope you and yours are doing well! ♡

legendm

2 months ago

I'm going to be kinda nitpicking her, but Voldemort never actually invaded outside of Britain. While he recruited from groups outside of the country, he never actually got to the point of directly going against other magical countries. If he actually succeeded in killing Harry he probably would have tried to expand but he never did. In reality, he only really controlled magical Britain and that's about it.

tardisoftheshire

2 months ago

I like this!! It's clever, and I enjoy reading Harry as a girl! Holly is such a cute name!!

FiberBard

2 months ago

I like the premise of this. Reading on!

natashaa78

2 months ago

Love this! Looking forward to reading the rest

NitwitBlubberOddmentTweak

2 months ago

Kinda feel like there should have been at least some mention of magic during her cleaning session, even if just to note that she couldn't use it without having to obliviate Jarvis or something like that. But even better if she was subtly using magic to get the cleaning done more quickly/effectively, casting it in inventive "under the radar" ways to avoid detection.

Chapter 1

2 months ago

I can not wait to read more. One Chapter was not enough. I love this story and can not wait to see where it goes!

SandyMoonCat

2 months ago

So this story started with a gender swap, but then made the changed gender an important part of the story. This is speculative fiction at it's best, blending worlds and extrapolating from what we know in a way that I've rarely seen over the years. I lost myself in this story for a week, and I loved every moment. I cannot wait to see where this goes, and all I can say is please please please keep up the excellent work!