On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads
by Enigmaris
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Summary
Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.
Reader Reviews
ScarletNightFury
2 months agoYes, punch ur dad pls
LunaSister
2 months agoYessss please! I love this fic already, even if you left it on a cliffhanger! Please post again soon, like tomorrow if possible. Lol, I kid, I kid...anyway I’m looking forward to reading more!
SLYNNR
2 months agoPLEASE WRITE MORE SOON!!!
TimeLadyHope
2 months agoExtra Kudos! :)
RatherBeMe
2 months agoLove it! Great first chapter, keen for more!
tinysnowflake
2 months agoOf course Ron would be the one to suggest that. Though I do support this 100%.
Ravenrain
2 months agoI am so looking forward to more of this.
Tasha9315
2 months agoSorry, but I'm a bit confused. Is Harry's dad still James Potter or an Avengers character? Please forgive me for being slow. Did Harry's dad have good reasons for abandoning him and they'd reconcile later since this isn't tagged as James bashing? I feel Harry should at least have planned on listening to his dad's side of the story first before deciding to get revenge. But that's just my view!
Yuni_K_chan24
2 months agoGenius! Beautifully written as well! keep up the great work!
darkoraclegirl
2 months agoA part from the part of the start where a paragraph is repeated this is very well written and I look forward to reading more in the future. It's an interesting new take on this trope.
maria_potter
2 months agoThis is fabulous and I can't wait to read more.
Princess101855
2 months ago*cackles. I can't wait for Harry to punch Loki. Please let it be in front of the Avengers and have Ron and Hermione there cheering him on while the others are staring in stunned silence. That would be amazing.
Dances_With_Vulcans
2 months agoPleeeeeease TT^TT I need this story so much XD it's amazing :)
Chapter 1
2 months agoPlease update, or so help me I'll steal your eyebrows, turn them into a moustache and then do the Macarena to Cascada's Everytime We Touch outside your window at 4 in the morning.This is your first warning.
JayStarLight
2 months agoI didn't know how much I needed this until I read it. Now I know I need harry to punch him a lot.
Pashiradoki_83
2 months agoWell. This is going to be interesting. 🍿🍿🍿 What are you going to do with a son thoroughly angry with you Loki love?
Holmesz
2 months agoWhen I read the tag "Sirius Black deserved better" I thought that ment he lived and reunited with James/Loki and I was like Hell Yeah! But nope, he's dead and my dream will never happen. 😭
SublimeSerendipity
2 months agoI'm surprised that Harry is still angry with his dad. I figured after he realized Loki was duped by Dumbledore, he'd be... maybe not happy to see him, but at least not antagonistic towards him anymore? Speaking of Dumbledore, just wanted to say that I appreciate you avoiding the whole "Dumbledore is secretly evil" thing. He definitely is manipulative, but you've made sure he isn't some sort of psychopath like a lot of fics do. This is much closer to canon, where he is arguably manipulative, but inarguably looking out for the wizarding world's best interests.
Ksecc1
2 months agoI love how you write Ron. Ron bashing can be ok in small doses, but usually I feel like the author who does that is willfully ignoring the reasons that he is a precious friend to Harry. I just like to see Ron as a good bro sometimes. Thanks!
ar111
2 months agoLMAO FUCK YEAHthis is the type of story i keep coming back for im so excited, this is gonna be so greatPUNCH HIM IN THE FACE HARRYYYYYYYYYY
Chapter 1
2 months agoRRRRRRRIGHT IN THE KISSER! I wonder if Odin had something to do with this...
tamani17
2 months agojust found this and SUPER excited to see how it is all gonna play out!!!
iluvstorys
2 months agoUugh....I skipped over this fic so many times because the summary didn't appeal to me....then today, all of a sudden, I noticed that the author was Enigmaris, whose other marvel Hp crossover I have been following since its early chapters....so I had to give this a try
Chapter 1
2 months agoI’ve re-read this entire story 3 times and I have a question. According to Rowling Lily was pregnant when she died Voldemort gave Snape his word that he would not kill her. Is Lily Potter still alive? And what about the other baby? Has Dumbledore been hiding them? Feel free to yell at me if I am spoiling stuff. Thank you for your time👻
PebbleTown
2 months agoAll I can think of right now is Harry going to Stark Tower and saying.Harry - please let me up, I'm here to punch LokiReceptionist - sounds reasonable, go ahead
Chapter 1
2 months agoynkow, i really love the idea of an whole story just being someone wanting (and eventually succeeding) to punch someone else in the face
Raenefslove
2 months agoHere comes Ron, with the best suggestion lol
littlefishie
2 months agoThis book is fukin' brilliant!
tyry95
2 months agoYou know how stories always have that hook? The one that draws you into a story and keeps you there until the sun comes up? Well, That's a Right Hook if I ever saw one. get it?
montrel13
2 months agoI haven't read all of this yet but can you partner up Harry with a female Peter Parker or male Idc or Luna since they are uncommon pairings and Ginny is just to cliche and creepy giving her stalker like behavior
Quill18
2 months agoI'm so glad there's no Ron or hermione bashing and ofc Ron suggests Harry to go punch his dad lmaaooo
Kiochii
2 months agoSeventh paragraph from the top is doubled lol.
daithi4377
2 months agoThey forgot one little thing called Dumbledore...odds are he knew of both James/Loki and Harry’s true demigod lineage and did something to Loki so that things fell the way he wanted it to lol.
Momma
2 months agoBest friends, enablers for violence against asshole dads since existence.
ExistentialCrisis713
2 months agoDamn it. I’m hooked
starrose85
2 months ago👍🏻 For the chapter.
SandyMoonCat
2 months agoThank you for having making jerks that I can relate to, combining lore and then adding to it in a way that remains consistent and delicious, thank you for a story that devoured my soul for far too long and yet never long enough.
ASuckerForFluff
2 months agoBeen reading fanfics for almost ten years and this is genuinely one of the best I've ever read. Thank you
BlueTea21
2 months agoDamn... so Harry is half-Jotun? This is going to be awesome.
PrinceLilah
2 months agoPlease. Please punch him Harry. This story makes me happy
WaywardAvenger
2 months agoThis would make a great podfic, would you mind if I narrated it? I've read it like 5 times and I absolutely adore it.
Dyldarling22198
2 months agoIf you ever start publishing books I’d like to know so I can buy them! I love your work! Thank you!
ArcticIllustrator
2 months agoChapter 1, and I already love this. I'm so excited for the rest.
Chapter 1
2 months agoThis was amazing. I loved every minute of it. Thank you for sharing this with me, and everyone else who has been lucky enough to read it.
LadyKeats24
2 months agoI finished this the other day and absolutely loved it. It has everything - angst, humor, sadness, characters being bad ass - and I adored the way you wrote the characters. I love protective, loving Loki who is awkward in the beginning, protective Thor who shows he actually does understand more than people think, loyal and fierce Ron and Hermione, Harry being loving and forgiving but also taking people to task when they need it, the banter between Loki and Sirius and Remus. There were just so many good things about this story. I am keeping it to read again later. Well done!!!
AriDesert
2 months agoThird read through baby!
LumberJack13
2 months agoYour writing is fantastic! Loved this story very much.
Tigglette
2 months agoLove it so far! The strong connection between the three and the emphasis on being equal parts of a whole is especially great
Bodardos
2 months agoWisdom = RonRon: “Punch him in the face!”
Chapter 1
2 months agoEverytime I feel like shit I open up a browser and reread one of your ficsyou're an amazing writer and everytime I see your username in my inbox my whole day gets better





