Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain

Oh my fucking Jesus!!! Oh my Gods.... that last line!! Calling Wade Unitard? Oh shit shit I cannot stop laughing!

I feel like this will be such a fun read XD can't wait for the rest :D

What a peculiar AU. I want to know more. Please go on.Love and Kisses!!

...Deadpool... what the hell were you doing in the garden? Dude! NOT THE CUCUMBERS!!!!! WHYYYYY~!!???

"He also names the dude Nicolai, for some weird reason. Tony had always told him to never name anything unless he planned to keep it."I laughed so hard at that! And I'm already wanting to hug Bucky!But I have one question... Did Tony adopted Peter as a single parent?Just that! Can't wait to read the next chapter! <3

this is awesome! thanks for writing it

This makes me so happy!

Can't wait for what comes next!!.

that was great, LOL

I got interested in the premise- it's pretty rare, but one that grabbed my attention once I realized how you'd be having this pan out. I liked how you kept it in the realm of 'suspension of disbelief'; that is to say, realistic (I can sympathize with Peter's having to remodel the whole place), but still with enough weird luck to explain having two of the most dangerous people unaffiliated to the normal groups (aka S.H.I.E.L.D./X-Men) show up and not raise any alarm bells. Also, good job with keeping everyone in character! I could not stop cackling madly after I got to the 'there's an assassin running around' bit, and I'd love to hear more about Nicolai's spontaneous dog army. Thank you very much for writing this!

Oh my god, Wade Wilson is such a bad helper. Peter, get another farmhand. At least your assassin seems to like gardening well enough ; )And it's awesome/horrible/horribly awesome that the Winter Soldier keeps trying to kill (Deadpool?) and it never sticks. At least that should help him work through his homicidal programming? Great start!

This is ADORABLE. The Winter Soldier and his army of dogs XD

aww my baby Bucky :( it's good to know that Peter takes good care of him <3 Thanks, Peter! : )I'm already in love with this <3 Can't wait for more xD

ahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god YES GIVE ME ALL YOUR MURDEROUS FARMHAND BUCKY

Aw, this is amazing! xD I can't wait to read more of this! lol Update soon! I love Peters nickname for Wade and Bucky. xD

I love what you've got going here. Many places gave me the giggles. I know from experience that finding a naked stranger in your barn is very surprising.

OMGOSH! AHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Poor Peter! X3

Oh goodness, this looks awesome. I can't wait to read more!

I love this. More please!

OKAY THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING

Imagining the part where Peter chases a naked Bucky and the part where Bucky enthusiastically tried to suffocate wade with a pillow made me laugh so hard. I want to see more interaction between wade and Bucky and between bucky and peter. I don't see a lot of fics that have them interacting. I always wondered how wintersoldier!bucky would deal or handle meeting wade.

This is already such a fun read, gosh. I can't wait to see where it goes! :D

this is lovely. and peter doesn't have powers? interesting.

this is beautiful, please continue

I regret to inform you that you will soon not be in possession of this fanfic. I am going to marry it. We will have the fluffiest of feel-good babies, and possibly a dragon. In all (some) seriousness, holy crap this is so cute. The writing flows very well, with no awkward spots in it to be seen. The characters are all very in-character, and nothing seems to be too unbelievable in terms of plot or character actions. Please, please, PLEASE, update soon!

Does it make me obssessed to wanna memorize this story by heart? lol

Omg this is amazing!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Bucky makes my heart hurt and Wade is such a dick... dork. Lol

I would like to nominate Daken/Akihiro next. XD

Oh my god, this is just beautiful! XDDDDI've got a couple of suggestions. (1) Gambit from X-Men. We have supersoldiers, assassins, terrorists, and one minion. So my first nomination/vote is for a thief.(2) The Punisher. I always thought he was interesting. And I'm just voicing my own opinion when I say that I think there should be someone at the farm that is technically a normal human on the opposite side of the spectrum from Bob (though knocking out Erik with a bag of nuts was brilliant. Good job, Bob!). Because the Punisher is exceptional and superhuman, but he doesn't have a super-soldier serum or alien blood flowing through his veins.(3) Daken, the Dark Wolverine. Because the guy is a different kind of asshole from Loki and Erik, so why not nominate to add that into the mix?

if you're running out of guys to add why not add Kaine Parker, sure he's no longer a bad guy, but just imagine spider brothers!

Beautiful

I read this premise and I was like... what the fuck. Yes. Fucking brilliant. four for you glen coco

Why do I see Wade and Bucky like little wild children and PEter like newbie-babysitter? XDDD Like I can see Bucky's concetrated face and his ethusiasm in smothering Wade who flails around and TALKS.

God, do I love the whole "take in homicidal strays" trope =P Brace yourself, Peter =3

This is so funny - I love Peter's reactions and names and Bucky's dog that is representative of pre-serum Steve

Loved the introduction of the symbiote... xD i'm really excited how this character will be developed by you. Is Spidey getting another fanboy?

I saw the latest update and decided to reread the whole thing to refresh my memory (and relive all the hilarity) and I just realized that THAT SCRAWNY BLOND DOG SYMBOLIZES STEVE RIGHT THAT'S WHY BUCKY LIKES HIM THE BEST ;A;just leave me here in my puddle of tears (also Wade's dick note omg Wade that is not how you spell "thank you")

I FOUND THIS FIC WHEN IT WAS A LITTLE ONE CHAPTER THING AND NOW IT HAS GROWN INTO THIS HUGE ASS MULTI CHAPTER I AM UNSPEAKABLY PROUD no but seriously when i found this again i spent 3 minutes squealing and rolling around i cant even blush on a regular basis THIS FIC DOES THINGS TO MEYOU WONDERFUL BEINGreally well written though seriously damn i can only dream of the level of skillCONTINUE ON YOUR PARADES OF AWESOMENESS PLSi am also not caught up since chapter 3 but i will probably end up crying while reading this wHOOPS

first, when I quickly read the tags and summary for this fic, I thought "ok wait, how can a weird-ass crackfic/AU be the most commented spideypool piece on ao3?...."I CANNOT BELIEVE I ALMOST DECIDED TO NEVER READ THIS JFC... only the first chapter and it's the best shit ive ever read holy crap, thank you do much for this

Cannot stop chuckling

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

Omg it's even better that Peter is regular old Peter with little old Deadpool and 'Nikolai'

This is such a great idea.

This was extremely well-written, and has amazing characters! I love how you're doing this; awesome job!

OK I THROUGHOUT LOVED THIS<3<3<3

Yes YES, THANK YOU Steve!

I am going to love this story

I love you I love this, this is already so fucking amazing I cant wait to read it all lol

<3 <3 <3 <3

Typically, I leave my kudos for when I'm done reading the story otherwise I always feel so lost and my fingers twitch because I can't give a kudos a second time. It doesn't feel complete to me when that happens. I need to leave a mark as a sign of having completed my reading of a fantastic story. But then there are staggering exceptions like this one. Chapter ONE and I'm utterly SOLD. Deadpool and the Winter Soldier as the psychopathic cat in a box and grumpy, protectively violent farmhands - perfect. And Wade's seemingly spiteful (for no reason), petty grudge against the unsuspecting vegetables Bucky and Peter are planting... I couldn't stop laughing. The number of kudos you've garnered makes utter sense; so well deserved.