The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever
Explicit LanguageCommunity: rs_gamesHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingHogwarts Seventh YearMagical RealismHogwarts EraHogwarts Fifth YearSoulmatesAlternate Universe - SoulmatesSoulmate-Identifying MarksFluff and HumorHumorMWPP Era

The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever

by whitmans_kiss

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CHAPTERS

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RATING

4.8

Summary

Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear.

Reader Reviews

rheaitis

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I am still in shock that you wrote something this light and happy. <3

LadyWyl

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I fell in love with your fic...

PoisonIvyCat92

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Awww :) I cried at the end..because it was so beautiful, <3

liminalism

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This is an example of a fic idea so good you wish you'd thought it up yourself, but at the same time you don't, because if you were the one who thought and wrote it up it won't be half as brilliant as the actual fic. Fuck. I'm in love.

Fortylinestare

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Superb. Well done!

aliveandfeeling

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oh my goood i'm so done. this is too cute to handle. omggg write more? please? :) it's so amazing and fluffy and cute and I wanna know what happens when they tell james and peter and ahhh

justasmalltownpig

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w h a t oh my god this is so cute i think i died and went to wolfstar heaven. congratulations on your everything.

Anonymous

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this is really fantastic! i loved the characterization of all four of the Marauders, and the humor was basically perfect. this fic is going straight on my bookmarks bar, so i can always find it.

sirisusblack

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I loved this, definitely the best soulmate fic I read and especially that I have a soft spot on this, this fic was totally perfect! :)

Anonymous

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I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS AGH

senoritablack

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this is precious. so precious! i die! ;____;

psyche_girl

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BUT WHAT ABOUT SNAPE??!?!?!

snakefashion

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Ooh, I definitely like this better than the "soulmate timer" idea. Really well executed and super cute.

Aviddaydreamer

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This....this is SO GOOD. First off, I LOVE the Words premise, is that yours? If that is yours, and not a reference to something I've never read, by god you need to write a romcom novel based on it, because it is GOLDEN. And then tell me, so I can buy it and read it and tell everyone else to read it, too. It's a really great premise.But also, just so funny. And sweet. The whole thing is awesome, really.

CrazyCantaloupe

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This is one of the most creative and interesting and amazing plot ideas that I've ever read.

LadyTauriel

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this was so utterly gorgeous

Shrubbery_Girl

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I don't even normally like the Soulmate Trope, but this was really sweet! Plus, I absolutely adored that you took the idea of identifying marks, and made them words, of all things. Completely gorgeous.

Evil_kneazle

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[incoherent screams}I read Remus' words and started humming the song and didn't honestly think it'd ever ACTUALLY be about The Buzzcocks. BUT THEN IT WAS.And I died.And it somehow was even better because of the words and how Sirius responds and iajfghafjgagf. GUH.

hope613

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I love this idea! Can you expand on it with other stories?

gallifrant

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Your Marauders are so charming! Agghhh

Mmebookworm

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This is my fav soulmate fic. I've read it at least three times since finding it a few months ago, and recommend it whenever someone is looking for a good soulmate fic. Thanks for this!Keep writing!

To_Whom_It_May_Concern

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I really like this a lot. But I'm curious; what were James and Lily's Words?

crankypants

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Really liked this

macycat

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this was AMAZING. i loved the idea and the way you executed it :) (also i might have buried my face in a pillow and squealed at the end)

fillory

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ahhhhhhhhhhh this was so good & well-written & in character, i love you, author! the entire fic is on point; i'd past my favorite lines but that'd be the whole thing. thank you!

mugglegirl

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This is my first Remus/Sirius fic and I loved it!! Great job :)

thisinevitable

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That was adorable, I loved the context. I loved all of it. Thank you!

westchester_777

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Oh wow, this is beautiful. and now I'm crying, thanks.

maryplak

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This is my first Remus/Sirius, I loved it!!! :)

DisGrace4

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Awwww <3

rebellsking

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How sweet and beautiful!! Oh my goodness. When Sirius started singing, I just knew it was going to be a lyric. I love this so much! You wrote them all so beautifully!

InkedBaby

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I love the concept of this. I actually love everything about it. It was so great that Everytime it came up, everyone always had a new name for Sirous' soul mate. So cute. I wish this was a longer story to read, nice job!

Anonymous

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ok, that was literally the cutest fic I've ever read.

seadawnknight

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yELLS i just reread this and i love this so much sirius is too punk rock for his own good and jAMES IS A DRAMATIC LIL SHIT im upset

Chatterbox

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That was sooooo cute :D

lavenderplant

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And booom, I ship it now! Also, a singing Sirius is unexpectedly cute.

anunexpectedhero

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Wow this is just so amazing! I practically screeched when Sirius sang Remus's Words ♥

Panssj

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That was so sweet, and now I need chocholate. And the Buzzcocks song.

Anonymous

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Oh Christ wolfstar and the soulmate-marked skin au. Perfection. I needed a bit of fluff.

MariaAD

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Super cute get together for those two idiots.:PI think you capture the charchters really nicely! Good job.x3 XD

Anonymous

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Love love love this!!! <3 Excellent!

Anonymous

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This is just such a cute fic and I've reread it so many times!! I love the song and how without context the words aren't the sweetest but with context it's so adorable. Also I giggle every time Sirius swears to make himself look cool - It's just so cute and typical. :)

gleesquid

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This was absolutely precious. I don't read a lot of wolfstar but it's really lovely (and also hilarious)

julomaiboulomai

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I would like to leave approximately six kudos on this, because it's fucking cute as hell. Unfortunately, AO3 only allows one kudos. Please accept this very loving comment in place for 5 additional kudos, and also have a wonderful life, you deserve it, you excellent person you.

fandomho

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Excellent. I dont even ship it. :D

nanamikiryuu

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This is great! I mean, soulmate AUs are usually iffy as hell but I think you did a really good job here! The Words seem like a natural part of the story and I like how they don't come at once, and you might not necessarily be on your Soulmate''s arm...Love punk-rock Sirius. It's my new headcanon that Sirius does indeed have a motorbike hidden at Hogwarts, and gets his favorite records in the mail. asdfdfsd and the last scene is perfect. "Maybe just a bit more than that." YES WOLFSTAR BOYS BEING CUTE ALL THE FEELS. All in all a lovely fic, thank you for sharing. <3 (I wouldn't mind a sequel) (hint, hint)

lemonsorbae

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I'm entirely too emotional to even say anything other than, this made me very emotional, but HOLY SHIT THIS MADE ME VERY EMOTIONAL!!!

mistralle

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Such a beautiful and lovely fic deserves to the highest praises! Dear author, thank you for your wonderful humor, your brilliant style and text structure. My God, they are so young, so stupid and adorable - even Peter, who is, of course, also adorably disgusting. And Remus needs all the hugs.

EmmyBee13

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I don't think I've ever smiled so hard! I'm practically bouncing with happiness!! It was so cute I nearly died... I really love this type of fic but this is the best of it I've ever read!

Anonymous

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noooooo this is sooo unbearably cute i don't now what to do with myself, it's my favorite take on the soulmates trope <3 i especially absolutely adored the beginning with levelheaded remus amongst his group of friends, the dramaqueens. and the conclusion! thanks for putting a smile on my face <3