The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever
by whitmans_kiss
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RATING
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Summary
Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear.
Reader Reviews
rheaitis
2 months agoI am still in shock that you wrote something this light and happy. <3
LadyWyl
2 months agoI fell in love with your fic...
PoisonIvyCat92
2 months agoAwww :) I cried at the end..because it was so beautiful, <3
liminalism
2 months agoThis is an example of a fic idea so good you wish you'd thought it up yourself, but at the same time you don't, because if you were the one who thought and wrote it up it won't be half as brilliant as the actual fic. Fuck. I'm in love.
Fortylinestare
2 months agoSuperb. Well done!
aliveandfeeling
2 months agooh my goood i'm so done. this is too cute to handle. omggg write more? please? :) it's so amazing and fluffy and cute and I wanna know what happens when they tell james and peter and ahhh
justasmalltownpig
2 months agow h a t oh my god this is so cute i think i died and went to wolfstar heaven. congratulations on your everything.
Anonymous
2 months agothis is really fantastic! i loved the characterization of all four of the Marauders, and the humor was basically perfect. this fic is going straight on my bookmarks bar, so i can always find it.
sirisusblack
2 months agoI loved this, definitely the best soulmate fic I read and especially that I have a soft spot on this, this fic was totally perfect! :)
Anonymous
2 months agoI DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS AGH
senoritablack
2 months agothis is precious. so precious! i die! ;____;
psyche_girl
2 months agoBUT WHAT ABOUT SNAPE??!?!?!
snakefashion
2 months agoOoh, I definitely like this better than the "soulmate timer" idea. Really well executed and super cute.
Aviddaydreamer
2 months agoThis....this is SO GOOD. First off, I LOVE the Words premise, is that yours? If that is yours, and not a reference to something I've never read, by god you need to write a romcom novel based on it, because it is GOLDEN. And then tell me, so I can buy it and read it and tell everyone else to read it, too. It's a really great premise.But also, just so funny. And sweet. The whole thing is awesome, really.
CrazyCantaloupe
2 months agoThis is one of the most creative and interesting and amazing plot ideas that I've ever read.
LadyTauriel
2 months agothis was so utterly gorgeous
Shrubbery_Girl
2 months agoI don't even normally like the Soulmate Trope, but this was really sweet! Plus, I absolutely adored that you took the idea of identifying marks, and made them words, of all things. Completely gorgeous.
Evil_kneazle
2 months ago[incoherent screams}I read Remus' words and started humming the song and didn't honestly think it'd ever ACTUALLY be about The Buzzcocks. BUT THEN IT WAS.And I died.And it somehow was even better because of the words and how Sirius responds and iajfghafjgagf. GUH.
hope613
2 months agoI love this idea! Can you expand on it with other stories?
gallifrant
2 months agoYour Marauders are so charming! Agghhh
Mmebookworm
2 months agoThis is my fav soulmate fic. I've read it at least three times since finding it a few months ago, and recommend it whenever someone is looking for a good soulmate fic. Thanks for this!Keep writing!
To_Whom_It_May_Concern
2 months agoI really like this a lot. But I'm curious; what were James and Lily's Words?
crankypants
2 months agoReally liked this
macycat
2 months agothis was AMAZING. i loved the idea and the way you executed it :) (also i might have buried my face in a pillow and squealed at the end)
fillory
2 months agoahhhhhhhhhhh this was so good & well-written & in character, i love you, author! the entire fic is on point; i'd past my favorite lines but that'd be the whole thing. thank you!
mugglegirl
2 months agoThis is my first Remus/Sirius fic and I loved it!! Great job :)
thisinevitable
2 months agoThat was adorable, I loved the context. I loved all of it. Thank you!
westchester_777
2 months agoOh wow, this is beautiful. and now I'm crying, thanks.
maryplak
2 months agoThis is my first Remus/Sirius, I loved it!!! :)
DisGrace4
2 months agoAwwww <3
rebellsking
2 months agoHow sweet and beautiful!! Oh my goodness. When Sirius started singing, I just knew it was going to be a lyric. I love this so much! You wrote them all so beautifully!
InkedBaby
2 months agoI love the concept of this. I actually love everything about it. It was so great that Everytime it came up, everyone always had a new name for Sirous' soul mate. So cute. I wish this was a longer story to read, nice job!
Anonymous
2 months agook, that was literally the cutest fic I've ever read.
seadawnknight
2 months agoyELLS i just reread this and i love this so much sirius is too punk rock for his own good and jAMES IS A DRAMATIC LIL SHIT im upset
Chatterbox
2 months agoThat was sooooo cute :D
lavenderplant
2 months agoAnd booom, I ship it now! Also, a singing Sirius is unexpectedly cute.
anunexpectedhero
2 months agoWow this is just so amazing! I practically screeched when Sirius sang Remus's Words ♥
Panssj
2 months agoThat was so sweet, and now I need chocholate. And the Buzzcocks song.
Anonymous
2 months agoOh Christ wolfstar and the soulmate-marked skin au. Perfection. I needed a bit of fluff.
MariaAD
2 months agoSuper cute get together for those two idiots.:PI think you capture the charchters really nicely! Good job.x3 XD
Anonymous
2 months agoLove love love this!!! <3 Excellent!
Anonymous
2 months agoThis is just such a cute fic and I've reread it so many times!! I love the song and how without context the words aren't the sweetest but with context it's so adorable. Also I giggle every time Sirius swears to make himself look cool - It's just so cute and typical. :)
gleesquid
2 months agoThis was absolutely precious. I don't read a lot of wolfstar but it's really lovely (and also hilarious)
julomaiboulomai
2 months agoI would like to leave approximately six kudos on this, because it's fucking cute as hell. Unfortunately, AO3 only allows one kudos. Please accept this very loving comment in place for 5 additional kudos, and also have a wonderful life, you deserve it, you excellent person you.
fandomho
2 months agoExcellent. I dont even ship it. :D
nanamikiryuu
2 months agoThis is great! I mean, soulmate AUs are usually iffy as hell but I think you did a really good job here! The Words seem like a natural part of the story and I like how they don't come at once, and you might not necessarily be on your Soulmate''s arm...Love punk-rock Sirius. It's my new headcanon that Sirius does indeed have a motorbike hidden at Hogwarts, and gets his favorite records in the mail. asdfdfsd and the last scene is perfect. "Maybe just a bit more than that." YES WOLFSTAR BOYS BEING CUTE ALL THE FEELS. All in all a lovely fic, thank you for sharing. <3 (I wouldn't mind a sequel) (hint, hint)
lemonsorbae
2 months agoI'm entirely too emotional to even say anything other than, this made me very emotional, but HOLY SHIT THIS MADE ME VERY EMOTIONAL!!!
mistralle
2 months agoSuch a beautiful and lovely fic deserves to the highest praises! Dear author, thank you for your wonderful humor, your brilliant style and text structure. My God, they are so young, so stupid and adorable - even Peter, who is, of course, also adorably disgusting. And Remus needs all the hugs.
EmmyBee13
2 months agoI don't think I've ever smiled so hard! I'm practically bouncing with happiness!! It was so cute I nearly died... I really love this type of fic but this is the best of it I've ever read!
Anonymous
2 months agonoooooo this is sooo unbearably cute i don't now what to do with myself, it's my favorite take on the soulmates trope <3 i especially absolutely adored the beginning with levelheaded remus amongst his group of friends, the dramaqueens. and the conclusion! thanks for putting a smile on my face <3





