Spellist
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Spellist

by esama

LIKES

26.8K

CHAPTERS

1

WORDS

2.5K

RATING

4.8

Summary

The new reality had no wizards or magical nations – but it had a whole boatload of powerful and occasionally inept sorcerers. Who were usually semi-public and sometimes very popular in social media. How it worked, Harry had no idea.

Reader Reviews

throwaawy

10 months ago

Tahiti. It's a Magical Place.

wdlwbt

10 months ago

OH MY THOR! You are the best. Thank you.

ariahna

10 months ago

I remember reading this on your Tumblr but its even better now. I laughed myself hoarse by the time I finished it. Thank you so much for sharing it with us.

zeichnerinaga

10 months ago

LoL. I don't know what else to say :DWell done, and thank you very much :D

Yamikage

10 months ago

"Drink your coconut."LOLLove how Harry save the day.

JER

10 months ago

:GIGGLES: love it!

lynngryphon

10 months ago

"You're going to get me fired." "Drink your coconut." :)

webpixie

10 months ago

the whole thing was a great and amusing read but i finally gave in and cracked up laughing at the line "It's a magical place, Phil."

mayneedsleep

10 months ago

oh my god I want more of this

lilyoftheval5

10 months ago

Well, why the hell not?

Yoshishisha

10 months ago

You posted it! I saw it on Tumblr a while ago, and I'm so glad you added to it now :) I really like Harry as you portrayed him here, by the way. Not necessarily evil or good; just a guy with magic, who decides to make a living out of it. And the whole scene about Tahiti was priceless :D I'm still chuckling right now thinking about it.

Teedub

10 months ago

This is exactly how I picture harry after canon - not necessarily apathetic, but tired of the bullshit and considering his duty done to the world. Laid Back.LOL "Drink your coconut"

pointyellan

10 months ago

Ahaha xD excellent!

Green

10 months ago

Very happy-making! :D

loretta537

10 months ago

this was great! more in this universe please

fyrelady

10 months ago

"Saving you isn't me being heroic, Phil, it's me being selfish.""Baby steps." "Drink your coconut."Lolz

Gothams_Only_Wolf

10 months ago

"Drink your coconut." Best part, honestly. Well done!

Anonymous

10 months ago

Perfect ending!!! ;-D I love this!! Would love to read more if inspiration strikes!!

tag0

10 months ago

*cackles in amusement*

Calais

10 months ago

Hahaha awesome! So funny ^o^ Love Harry's attitude

Anonymous

10 months ago

This is AWESOME!!! AMAZING! Seriously! So hilarious and entertaining. "Drink your coconut" actually had me giggling :D And I'm not trying to be annoying, but if you ever wanted to write part 2 (or 3 & 4...) I'd totally love to read it <3

Adel Mortescryche (AdelMortescryche)

10 months ago

This is an absolute joy. Of course Harry would manage to circumvent everyone's attempts to turn him into a hero, insist on being absolutely boring, and then somehow turn around, transfigure Loki into a cat and end up saving the day with no real exertion at all. He's being as contrary as possibly while pointedly not exerting any effort to be at all contrary. I'd feel sorry for Coulson, but since that's exactly the kind of person he is on a good day...Thanks for sharing this on AO3!

AteanaLenn

10 months ago

Okay, this is awesome! Going with the flow!Harry and resigned!SHIELD and kitty!Loki !!!! xDDDD

Cody_Thomas

10 months ago

I was laughing so hard I got a stitch in my side, and then I read it out loud to my wife and she was laughing half to death too, and this is just epic, seriously epic. ten million kudos for it. Sheer awesome! ^_^

IanQuest

10 months ago

Brilliant! :) I burst out laughing at the Tahiti bit! :D Love this universe; great job! Thanks for sharing.

Bumpkin

10 months ago

This was awesome - I loved the way that you have portrayed Harry here, it resonated well. I do wonder how Harry ended up in the Marvel'verse and I have to wonder how the Avengers would react when they met Harry again when he finally has decided that Phil is healed. *g*thanks so much for sharing and keep penning,Marns~pN

Anonymous

10 months ago

I LOVED THIS!!!!

WolftheForsaken

10 months ago

Think I read this on your tumblr, worth a second read though. Certainly entertaining. And since my house just got flooded I really needed the smile. I'd be intrigued to see a sequel. Coulsons return maybe.

IA29

10 months ago

Awesome!!! Would love to read more if you continue the story line..!! :)

Nundu

10 months ago

Ah this is great. I always love how you handle crossovers, it always turns out amazing.

Anonymous

10 months ago

Cute! I Really think you should continue this storyline and not leave it as a oneshot.

Huey36

10 months ago

Snicker snort, loved!

majoline

10 months ago

Here on Green's recommendation, and I love it! This is so well done, I love apathetic Harry and how much he frustrates Coulson. That ending was pure genius :)Thank you for sharing!

Yannanikki

10 months ago

I LOVED IT! It was hilarious. I'd love to see a follow up where Harry meets the rest! Thanks for the story and I look forward to your next work.

Anonymous

10 months ago

I'll be honest: I really wanted another chapter.I couldn't stop laughing when Loki became a cat (and them my mind thought about what would happen if Harry turned an angry hulk into an action figure and I lost it all over again). Thank you for that humorous story. If you ever do decide to add another chapter to this I would love to see the meeting between the apathetic Harry and overly ambitious Loki. Too funny.

Anonymous

10 months ago

This should be a series.Like seriously love to see causal badass Harry Potter just making tea and casually telling people about his world and magic and how shit sorcerers from their world are.

Shianelle

10 months ago

*heart*Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, ad infinitum. If I had more than one actual heart, and it wasn't spoken for, you could have that too. This was utterly fantastic. Perfectly brilliant in every way, but most especially in the way Harry just 'rolled' with with everything and Coulson was slowly drawn in. HEART. And also, heart.*heart*

jenniebennie

10 months ago

Haha drink your coconut. Please write more in this universe

97NerdyRoses

10 months ago

I love your writing, reading this makes me so happy! Thank you!!!

mauralee (mauraleeisme)

10 months ago

Drink your coconut. Love it.Great story. Thanks for sharing.

Meggplant

10 months ago

Bwa ha ha ha! Harry in this is fantastic, oh, so much what I think he'd be once all the crazy stuff was finished, and he'd realised he could do what he wanted off by himself. And Coulson! And Tahiti! And Loki!cat! Lovely xx

ZhaneSilverman

10 months ago

Tahiti! :D

Sivy

10 months ago

Was wondering if I can barrow this harry verse?I have some interesting ideas I would like to write out

Nikokami

10 months ago

I love all your Harry ships XD ahahaha

falling_up

10 months ago

OMG. Freaking hilarious! Seriously. Thanks for the post. I certainly wouldn't mind a sequel or a drabble continuation of this some day~

Aishuu

10 months ago

Loved it! I always enjoy your Harry Potter crossovers, and I liked how an apathetic Harry might really click with Coulson. The ending tag was funny as heck.

HinekoAkahi

10 months ago

This is great - I absolutely adore it! The dynamic between Phil and Harry is interesting, for all that we see of it, and I liked the unhurried pace.Thank you very much for sharing!

Almighty_Tallest

10 months ago

Harry just don't give a fuck.

Dreamwind

10 months ago

This was quite amusing. I love the variation of Harry you created for this story and I kind of hope there is a second fic to follow this one.

Firehedgehog

10 months ago

cackles.. love iot. more?