Spellist
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Spellist

by esama

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CHAPTERS

1

WORDS

2.5K

RATING

4.8

Summary

The new reality had no wizards or magical nations – but it had a whole boatload of powerful and occasionally inept sorcerers. Who were usually semi-public and sometimes very popular in social media. How it worked, Harry had no idea.

Reader Reviews

throwaawy

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Tahiti. It's a Magical Place.

wdlwbt

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OH MY THOR! You are the best. Thank you.

ariahna

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I remember reading this on your Tumblr but its even better now. I laughed myself hoarse by the time I finished it. Thank you so much for sharing it with us.

zeichnerinaga

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LoL. I don't know what else to say :DWell done, and thank you very much :D

Yamikage

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"Drink your coconut."LOLLove how Harry save the day.

JER

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:GIGGLES: love it!

lynngryphon

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"You're going to get me fired." "Drink your coconut." :)

webpixie

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the whole thing was a great and amusing read but i finally gave in and cracked up laughing at the line "It's a magical place, Phil."

mayneedsleep

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oh my god I want more of this

lilyoftheval5

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Well, why the hell not?

Yoshishisha

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You posted it! I saw it on Tumblr a while ago, and I'm so glad you added to it now :) I really like Harry as you portrayed him here, by the way. Not necessarily evil or good; just a guy with magic, who decides to make a living out of it. And the whole scene about Tahiti was priceless :D I'm still chuckling right now thinking about it.

Teedub

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This is exactly how I picture harry after canon - not necessarily apathetic, but tired of the bullshit and considering his duty done to the world. Laid Back.LOL "Drink your coconut"

pointyellan

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Ahaha xD excellent!

Green

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Very happy-making! :D

loretta537

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this was great! more in this universe please

fyrelady

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"Saving you isn't me being heroic, Phil, it's me being selfish.""Baby steps." "Drink your coconut."Lolz

Gothams_Only_Wolf

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"Drink your coconut." Best part, honestly. Well done!

Anonymous

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Perfect ending!!! ;-D I love this!! Would love to read more if inspiration strikes!!

tag0

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*cackles in amusement*

Calais

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Hahaha awesome! So funny ^o^ Love Harry's attitude

Anonymous

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This is AWESOME!!! AMAZING! Seriously! So hilarious and entertaining. "Drink your coconut" actually had me giggling :D And I'm not trying to be annoying, but if you ever wanted to write part 2 (or 3 & 4...) I'd totally love to read it <3

Adel Mortescryche (AdelMortescryche)

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This is an absolute joy. Of course Harry would manage to circumvent everyone's attempts to turn him into a hero, insist on being absolutely boring, and then somehow turn around, transfigure Loki into a cat and end up saving the day with no real exertion at all. He's being as contrary as possibly while pointedly not exerting any effort to be at all contrary. I'd feel sorry for Coulson, but since that's exactly the kind of person he is on a good day...Thanks for sharing this on AO3!

AteanaLenn

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Okay, this is awesome! Going with the flow!Harry and resigned!SHIELD and kitty!Loki !!!! xDDDD

Cody_Thomas

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I was laughing so hard I got a stitch in my side, and then I read it out loud to my wife and she was laughing half to death too, and this is just epic, seriously epic. ten million kudos for it. Sheer awesome! ^_^

IanQuest

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Brilliant! :) I burst out laughing at the Tahiti bit! :D Love this universe; great job! Thanks for sharing.

Bumpkin

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This was awesome - I loved the way that you have portrayed Harry here, it resonated well. I do wonder how Harry ended up in the Marvel'verse and I have to wonder how the Avengers would react when they met Harry again when he finally has decided that Phil is healed. *g*thanks so much for sharing and keep penning,Marns~pN

Anonymous

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I LOVED THIS!!!!

WolftheForsaken

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Think I read this on your tumblr, worth a second read though. Certainly entertaining. And since my house just got flooded I really needed the smile. I'd be intrigued to see a sequel. Coulsons return maybe.

IA29

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Awesome!!! Would love to read more if you continue the story line..!! :)

Nundu

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Ah this is great. I always love how you handle crossovers, it always turns out amazing.

Anonymous

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Cute! I Really think you should continue this storyline and not leave it as a oneshot.

Huey36

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Snicker snort, loved!

majoline

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Here on Green's recommendation, and I love it! This is so well done, I love apathetic Harry and how much he frustrates Coulson. That ending was pure genius :)Thank you for sharing!

Yannanikki

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I LOVED IT! It was hilarious. I'd love to see a follow up where Harry meets the rest! Thanks for the story and I look forward to your next work.

Anonymous

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I'll be honest: I really wanted another chapter.I couldn't stop laughing when Loki became a cat (and them my mind thought about what would happen if Harry turned an angry hulk into an action figure and I lost it all over again). Thank you for that humorous story. If you ever do decide to add another chapter to this I would love to see the meeting between the apathetic Harry and overly ambitious Loki. Too funny.

Anonymous

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This should be a series.Like seriously love to see causal badass Harry Potter just making tea and casually telling people about his world and magic and how shit sorcerers from their world are.

Shianelle

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*heart*Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, ad infinitum. If I had more than one actual heart, and it wasn't spoken for, you could have that too. This was utterly fantastic. Perfectly brilliant in every way, but most especially in the way Harry just 'rolled' with with everything and Coulson was slowly drawn in. HEART. And also, heart.*heart*

jenniebennie

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Haha drink your coconut. Please write more in this universe

97NerdyRoses

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I love your writing, reading this makes me so happy! Thank you!!!

mauralee (mauraleeisme)

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Drink your coconut. Love it.Great story. Thanks for sharing.

Meggplant

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Bwa ha ha ha! Harry in this is fantastic, oh, so much what I think he'd be once all the crazy stuff was finished, and he'd realised he could do what he wanted off by himself. And Coulson! And Tahiti! And Loki!cat! Lovely xx

ZhaneSilverman

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Tahiti! :D

Sivy

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Was wondering if I can barrow this harry verse?I have some interesting ideas I would like to write out

Nikokami

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I love all your Harry ships XD ahahaha

falling_up

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OMG. Freaking hilarious! Seriously. Thanks for the post. I certainly wouldn't mind a sequel or a drabble continuation of this some day~

Aishuu

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Loved it! I always enjoy your Harry Potter crossovers, and I liked how an apathetic Harry might really click with Coulson. The ending tag was funny as heck.

HinekoAkahi

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This is great - I absolutely adore it! The dynamic between Phil and Harry is interesting, for all that we see of it, and I liked the unhurried pace.Thank you very much for sharing!

Almighty_Tallest

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Harry just don't give a fuck.

Dreamwind

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This was quite amusing. I love the variation of Harry you created for this story and I kind of hope there is a second fic to follow this one.

Firehedgehog

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cackles.. love iot. more?