Spellist
by esama
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CHAPTERS
1
WORDS
2.5K
RATING
4.8
Summary
The new reality had no wizards or magical nations – but it had a whole boatload of powerful and occasionally inept sorcerers. Who were usually semi-public and sometimes very popular in social media. How it worked, Harry had no idea.
Reader Reviews
throwaawy
2 months agoTahiti. It's a Magical Place.
wdlwbt
2 months agoOH MY THOR! You are the best. Thank you.
ariahna
2 months agoI remember reading this on your Tumblr but its even better now. I laughed myself hoarse by the time I finished it. Thank you so much for sharing it with us.
zeichnerinaga
2 months agoLoL. I don't know what else to say :DWell done, and thank you very much :D
Yamikage
2 months ago"Drink your coconut."LOLLove how Harry save the day.
JER
2 months ago:GIGGLES: love it!
lynngryphon
2 months ago"You're going to get me fired." "Drink your coconut." :)
webpixie
2 months agothe whole thing was a great and amusing read but i finally gave in and cracked up laughing at the line "It's a magical place, Phil."
mayneedsleep
2 months agooh my god I want more of this
lilyoftheval5
2 months agoWell, why the hell not?
Yoshishisha
2 months agoYou posted it! I saw it on Tumblr a while ago, and I'm so glad you added to it now :) I really like Harry as you portrayed him here, by the way. Not necessarily evil or good; just a guy with magic, who decides to make a living out of it. And the whole scene about Tahiti was priceless :D I'm still chuckling right now thinking about it.
Teedub
2 months agoThis is exactly how I picture harry after canon - not necessarily apathetic, but tired of the bullshit and considering his duty done to the world. Laid Back.LOL "Drink your coconut"
pointyellan
2 months agoAhaha xD excellent!
Green
2 months agoVery happy-making! :D
loretta537
2 months agothis was great! more in this universe please
fyrelady
2 months ago"Saving you isn't me being heroic, Phil, it's me being selfish.""Baby steps." "Drink your coconut."Lolz
Gothams_Only_Wolf
2 months ago"Drink your coconut." Best part, honestly. Well done!
Anonymous
2 months agoPerfect ending!!! ;-D I love this!! Would love to read more if inspiration strikes!!
tag0
2 months ago*cackles in amusement*
Calais
2 months agoHahaha awesome! So funny ^o^ Love Harry's attitude
Anonymous
2 months agoThis is AWESOME!!! AMAZING! Seriously! So hilarious and entertaining. "Drink your coconut" actually had me giggling :D And I'm not trying to be annoying, but if you ever wanted to write part 2 (or 3 & 4...) I'd totally love to read it <3
Adel Mortescryche (AdelMortescryche)
2 months agoThis is an absolute joy. Of course Harry would manage to circumvent everyone's attempts to turn him into a hero, insist on being absolutely boring, and then somehow turn around, transfigure Loki into a cat and end up saving the day with no real exertion at all. He's being as contrary as possibly while pointedly not exerting any effort to be at all contrary. I'd feel sorry for Coulson, but since that's exactly the kind of person he is on a good day...Thanks for sharing this on AO3!
AteanaLenn
2 months agoOkay, this is awesome! Going with the flow!Harry and resigned!SHIELD and kitty!Loki !!!! xDDDD
Cody_Thomas
2 months agoI was laughing so hard I got a stitch in my side, and then I read it out loud to my wife and she was laughing half to death too, and this is just epic, seriously epic. ten million kudos for it. Sheer awesome! ^_^
IanQuest
2 months agoBrilliant! :) I burst out laughing at the Tahiti bit! :D Love this universe; great job! Thanks for sharing.
Bumpkin
2 months agoThis was awesome - I loved the way that you have portrayed Harry here, it resonated well. I do wonder how Harry ended up in the Marvel'verse and I have to wonder how the Avengers would react when they met Harry again when he finally has decided that Phil is healed. *g*thanks so much for sharing and keep penning,Marns~pN
Anonymous
2 months agoI LOVED THIS!!!!
WolftheForsaken
2 months agoThink I read this on your tumblr, worth a second read though. Certainly entertaining. And since my house just got flooded I really needed the smile. I'd be intrigued to see a sequel. Coulsons return maybe.
IA29
2 months agoAwesome!!! Would love to read more if you continue the story line..!! :)
Nundu
2 months agoAh this is great. I always love how you handle crossovers, it always turns out amazing.
Anonymous
2 months agoCute! I Really think you should continue this storyline and not leave it as a oneshot.
Huey36
2 months agoSnicker snort, loved!
majoline
2 months agoHere on Green's recommendation, and I love it! This is so well done, I love apathetic Harry and how much he frustrates Coulson. That ending was pure genius :)Thank you for sharing!
Yannanikki
2 months agoI LOVED IT! It was hilarious. I'd love to see a follow up where Harry meets the rest! Thanks for the story and I look forward to your next work.
Anonymous
2 months agoI'll be honest: I really wanted another chapter.I couldn't stop laughing when Loki became a cat (and them my mind thought about what would happen if Harry turned an angry hulk into an action figure and I lost it all over again). Thank you for that humorous story. If you ever do decide to add another chapter to this I would love to see the meeting between the apathetic Harry and overly ambitious Loki. Too funny.
Anonymous
2 months agoThis should be a series.Like seriously love to see causal badass Harry Potter just making tea and casually telling people about his world and magic and how shit sorcerers from their world are.
Shianelle
2 months ago*heart*Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, ad infinitum. If I had more than one actual heart, and it wasn't spoken for, you could have that too. This was utterly fantastic. Perfectly brilliant in every way, but most especially in the way Harry just 'rolled' with with everything and Coulson was slowly drawn in. HEART. And also, heart.*heart*
jenniebennie
2 months agoHaha drink your coconut. Please write more in this universe
97NerdyRoses
2 months agoI love your writing, reading this makes me so happy! Thank you!!!
mauralee (mauraleeisme)
2 months agoDrink your coconut. Love it.Great story. Thanks for sharing.
Meggplant
2 months agoBwa ha ha ha! Harry in this is fantastic, oh, so much what I think he'd be once all the crazy stuff was finished, and he'd realised he could do what he wanted off by himself. And Coulson! And Tahiti! And Loki!cat! Lovely xx
ZhaneSilverman
2 months agoTahiti! :D
Sivy
2 months agoWas wondering if I can barrow this harry verse?I have some interesting ideas I would like to write out
Nikokami
2 months agoI love all your Harry ships XD ahahaha
falling_up
2 months agoOMG. Freaking hilarious! Seriously. Thanks for the post. I certainly wouldn't mind a sequel or a drabble continuation of this some day~
Aishuu
2 months agoLoved it! I always enjoy your Harry Potter crossovers, and I liked how an apathetic Harry might really click with Coulson. The ending tag was funny as heck.
HinekoAkahi
2 months agoThis is great - I absolutely adore it! The dynamic between Phil and Harry is interesting, for all that we see of it, and I liked the unhurried pace.Thank you very much for sharing!
Almighty_Tallest
2 months agoHarry just don't give a fuck.
Dreamwind
2 months agoThis was quite amusing. I love the variation of Harry you created for this story and I kind of hope there is a second fic to follow this one.
Firehedgehog
2 months agocackles.. love iot. more?





