The Prophet of Magic
Aged-Up Character(s)Explicit LanguageAttempt at HumorShameless SmutHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingSexHumorPowerful Harry PotterExplicit Sexual ContentCrackFunnySmutRomance

The Prophet of Magic

by MrFunktastic

LIKES

606

CHAPTERS

12

WORDS

0

RATING

4.8

Summary

On saving Gabrielle from the Black Lake, the Goddess of the Veela, Merpeople and the Sirens offers Harry a choice. He'd gain a multitude of new Siren powers - everyone would believe they should do everything he says, but he must use his new powers of fertility to repopulate with world with a changed version of the extinct species. Crackfic, Mature, A bowl of juicy lemons. HP/MULTI

Reader Reviews

Lostmysenses124

about 1 month ago

I think, after this chapter and this should have been done after the spin the bottle, that you should add F/F to the ships line. That and you might want to go through it again to fix your French accents and such. You got maybe 75-80% right, but not all.Also does Silver tongue negate legimency? Cause Dumbledore tends to be rather loose with his probing.

Crazy_Ninja32

about 1 month ago

I can't wait for the next installment of this story.

Revenus42

about 1 month ago

You need to put a Sub Harry Potter tage, some people don't want to read this sort of chapter

RiverOffers

about 1 month ago

Harry should experiment to determine if he can place someone back under the Silver Tongue as a precaution, in case it is needed in the future. He discovers that he can reapply it without the individual noticing. This allows him to grant them partial freedom without their awareness, or even remove that freedom without them realizing it. This way, if someone who is released begins to react poorly, he can safely reassert the influence.Additionally, this ability would help Harry manage multiple romantic relationships with fewer complications. I’m not a fan of the power he relinquished by taking Hermione out from under the influence; he could have still used her assistance with the wording. He could tell her that he is being informed of her desires, but must phrase things himself at times, enabling him to receive her help with wording while still enjoying their relationship without her arguing or giving him a hard time.

heffronma5

about 1 month ago

Wonderful story so far! I would love to read chapter 13 as I am addicted to reading it.I would like it if you could add Tonks to the Coven, she would make everyone laugh at her antics and jokes she tells.Thank you for writing.

Rusty (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Hey, is there ever going to be another part to this?

StoryTale01

about 1 month ago

Please write more

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

I still don’t like your Hermione and your Harry why he gave so much power over him?

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Loved the chapter and where this is heading. Thanks for sharing!!!!!

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

Interesting. Let's see what happens next

Paulshehan2169 (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Update?

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

Gladrags Wizardwear Is the only clothes shop in Hogsmade. The shop you described is like Gladrags that have shelves and racks and also custom made.Twilfit is an exclusive only custom made clothes in Diagon Alley.

Acheron_Skolfruund

about 1 month ago

Jesus, Hermione went straight for the jugular with that one, huh?

FeralG4

about 1 month ago

Would you take a request??

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

oh boy. Things are about to get very interesting for Harry.

Tbone69

about 1 month ago

Nice ending and like how you let her blow off steam but then learns from it. Too many fic’s miss that second part of learning and growing.

Ccran2300

about 1 month ago

can't wait for more

Stagarmsm4

about 1 month ago

Nice work

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

I think Harry made a grave mistake giving her points with how bad she treat her the day before, now this will be his life because she own him.

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Te felicito, excelente relato.Y porfa que haya un trío entre Fleur, Harry y Hermione

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Well that was another great fun chapter.Potters points list was brilliantly done.Much kinkyness to cum in future chapters.Hermione turned the tables at the end, she can have fun with Potters point.How will her Lord manage Fleur and not be allowed to cum. Ha torture will start.Theres a story where Harry finds a sex genie and she tortures Harry for 6 hrs without cumming.I look forward very much to your next chapter. Excellent fun story this

costa_mara

about 1 month ago

Very nice story, both hot and funny! I like that he is finally honest with Hermione and happy that they are together now. Can't wait for the next chapter. Saw that you answered that it is out but can't seem to find it.

Hpfan19896190

about 1 month ago

Very interesting story so far, please continue soon, thanks!

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Buen capitulo. porfa no tardes en continuarlo

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Te felicito, excelente relato. Porfa no tardes en continuarloY porfa que Hermione acepte de buena gana a las demás chicas con las que Harry este añade al harem a Luna

DerExekutor

about 1 month ago

Greatly enjoyed this chapter. I think it is the right decision for Harry to be completely honest with his potential wifes (Fleur, Ginny,...). They could propably have a lot of fun with the whole thing together, as partners in crime, so to speak.

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

This was nice but it feels like the story lost a bit of the spark

PrettyDepraved

about 1 month ago

I'm gonna be honest: While I still like this story, for my tastes, this chapter was a tad bit too serious. Got beware if Hermione actually plays the party pooper and reigns in Harry's crazier ideas, because that's what made this story so much fun for me to begin with. Well, I'm still going to look forward to the next chapter.

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing itfun seeing the talk with hermoine

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

That's.... awkward

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

DaxMicro

about 1 month ago

Ah yes, the famous high heels of improved self defence capabilities. They must be enchanted items.

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Great chapter, how did McGonagall know, is she a ministry plant or is this a she’s doing it on her own situation? Anyway excellent addition, thanks for sharing!!!

Randomation

about 1 month ago

Hi Dora

Agneska

about 1 month ago

Thank you for the new chapter. 💚

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

The lie about the lady magic and the boots of Dumbledore get almost falling from my sofa.I think he could get more the part about that they need to intermix more so the magicals don’t go extinct.My only question is why Percy and Penelope are in the School??? They both graduated and even Percy was working in the Ministry under Crouch senior at this time in the books. He even was judge… and Penelope was in the same year and he left her after he enter working in the ministry, maybe because she was muggleborn.So with only that little mishap with the timeline I really like this I laugh a lot. Like Ginny thinking six inches it is too little… after she has a lot of male siblings sure thing he had seen one naked by mistake and had seeing maybe they are even less than five inches. That and the cucumber comment make laugh a lot too.

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Muy buen capitulo, porfa no tardes en continuarlo.Y porfa que no tarde en seducir a Hermione

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Ok, this story is proofing wonderfully witty.Your crack fic is so spot on crack.Making Ron smart is bloody hilarious.Ron always spoiled so much. The films,The books. His petty childish behave is truly fucking annoying.But a smart Ron, who wants to learn,,,,That's absolutely gold✔ .Hoping there's much life in this story.May the chapters keep coming,Oh great one. Brill

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Buen capitulo, porfa no tardes en continuarlo.Porfa podrías añadir a mas chicas como Susan, Hanna, Astoria, Traicy entre otras aunque solo 7 serán sus esposas, no quiere decir que no pueda estar con mas chicas.Y porfa podrías escribir un fic lemon de la serie Ben 10 teniendo Ben y Gwen como pareja.

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing ithuh snape giving points to ronthink the world broke somewhere

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Excellent chapter, thanks for sharing!

GrandTemplar847

about 1 month ago

God, I spent the whole scene with Draco talking like Dobby just try not to laugh. very well done and very good imagination too. I look forward to seeing more

PrettyDepraved

about 1 month ago

I love me a shameless plot enabler.

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Hehehe its so enjoyable. Laugh out loud funny 😁

1minus2

about 1 month ago

I love that he tried to troll Dumbledore, but the man already had heels and no problem woth the command, lol.

JustinOtherFictionFan

about 1 month ago

"You know what? Even if I do pick the seven girls I want for my first choices, how many of them are going to want a relationship with someone whose also with several other women?’"Harry forgetting he's a siren and can fix this with the right words.

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Buen capitulo, no tardes en continuarlo

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing itfun seeing harry trying out his powers

Vandalia1998

about 1 month ago

Surprised he didn’t use his ability to get Hermione and Ginny to stay

Hanah_Solo

about 1 month ago

"Ron didn’t even declare his turn, he just stood, pulled off his trousers revealing light blue boxer shorts" Didn’t Ron just say that he was going commando? (No underwears)

RavenKing

about 1 month ago

Why is Percy partying with them? He graduated the year before and is already working at the Ministry.

Randomation

about 1 month ago

So Fleur Hermione Dora Daph for sure probably Ginny and Luna and maybe Susan I'm guessing unless he decides to troll Malfoy and take both Greengrass sisters or Pansy. Of course seven is the minimum nothing saying he couldn't have more kids just needs at least 49

JHardinian

about 1 month ago

Great story !! I hope you do Cho though

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Yep, its gonna be fun. I like it

Lordxavier23

about 1 month ago

It's been a very good read so far. I look forward to more

OmegaZetaZeta98

about 1 month ago

I’d like a more serious version of this premise in the future

Black_sorceress

about 1 month ago

Great start of this story, i really like the voice power could be very handy

Black_sorceress

about 1 month ago

Damm that was a good chapter harry being a boy uses his voice for this i totally understand xD

TakingFlight

about 1 month ago

If I had silver tongue, wouldn’t be playing that game with other dudes present, I’d tell them to play with themselves.

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Te felicito buen capitulo

Hpfan19896190

about 1 month ago

Very good chapter, interesting story so far!

Appo1119

about 1 month ago

You forgot to use the aged-up characters tag.

HarryMalfoy9495

about 1 month ago

Nice start, I'm looking forward to see where you take the story.

Thunderbolt1994

about 1 month ago

This is an interesting premise, looking forward to more from this.Keep up the good work.

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Good start, it will be interesting to see where this goes. Thanks for sharing!!!

Sinning_Sinner

about 1 month ago

Everybody knows crack is good for you so I'm in.

lalo1980 (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Te felicito. buen inicio, porfa no tardes en continuarlo.Y porfa que las partes lemon sean muy descriptivos

RiverOffers

about 1 month ago

Harry should experiment to determine if he can place someone back under the Silver Tongue as a precaution, in case it is needed in the future. He discovers that he can reapply it without the individual noticing. This allows him to grant them partial freedom without their awareness, or even remove that freedom without them realizing it. This way, if someone who is released begins to react poorly, he can safely reassert the influence.Additionally, this ability would help Harry manage multiple romantic relationships with fewer complications. I’m not a fan of the power he relinquished by taking Hermione out from under the influence; he could have still used her assistance with the wording. He could tell her that he is being informed of her desires, but must phrase things himself at times, enabling him to receive her help with wording while still enjoying their relationship without her arguing or giving him a hard time.

Rusty (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Hey, is there ever going to be another part to this?

heffronma5

about 1 month ago

Wonderful story so far! I would love to read chapter 13 as I am addicted to reading it.I would like it if you could add Tonks to the Coven, she would make everyone laugh at her antics and jokes she tells.Thank you for writing.

Crazy_Ninja32

about 1 month ago

I can't wait for the next installment of this story.

Revenus42

about 1 month ago

You need to put a Sub Harry Potter tage, some people don't want to read this sort of chapter

Lostmysenses124

about 1 month ago

I think, after this chapter and this should have been done after the spin the bottle, that you should add F/F to the ships line. That and you might want to go through it again to fix your French accents and such. You got maybe 75-80% right, but not all.Also does Silver tongue negate legimency? Cause Dumbledore tends to be rather loose with his probing.

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

Interesting. Let's see what happens next

Paulshehan2169 (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Update?

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Loved the chapter and where this is heading. Thanks for sharing!!!!!

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

I still don’t like your Hermione and your Harry why he gave so much power over him?

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

Gladrags Wizardwear Is the only clothes shop in Hogsmade. The shop you described is like Gladrags that have shelves and racks and also custom made.Twilfit is an exclusive only custom made clothes in Diagon Alley.

StoryTale01

about 1 month ago

Please write more

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

oh boy. Things are about to get very interesting for Harry.

Acheron_Skolfruund

about 1 month ago

Jesus, Hermione went straight for the jugular with that one, huh?

Tbone69

about 1 month ago

Nice ending and like how you let her blow off steam but then learns from it. Too many fic’s miss that second part of learning and growing.

Stagarmsm4

about 1 month ago

Nice work

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

I think Harry made a grave mistake giving her points with how bad she treat her the day before, now this will be his life because she own him.

FeralG4

about 1 month ago

Would you take a request??

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

costa_mara

about 1 month ago

Very nice story, both hot and funny! I like that he is finally honest with Hermione and happy that they are together now. Can't wait for the next chapter. Saw that you answered that it is out but can't seem to find it.

Hpfan19896190

about 1 month ago

Very interesting story so far, please continue soon, thanks!

Ccran2300

about 1 month ago

can't wait for more

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Te felicito, excelente relato. Porfa no tardes en continuarloY porfa que Hermione acepte de buena gana a las demás chicas con las que Harry este añade al harem a Luna

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Well that was another great fun chapter.Potters points list was brilliantly done.Much kinkyness to cum in future chapters.Hermione turned the tables at the end, she can have fun with Potters point.How will her Lord manage Fleur and not be allowed to cum. Ha torture will start.Theres a story where Harry finds a sex genie and she tortures Harry for 6 hrs without cumming.I look forward very much to your next chapter. Excellent fun story this

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Te felicito, excelente relato.Y porfa que haya un trío entre Fleur, Harry y Hermione

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing itfun seeing the talk with hermoine

DerExekutor

about 1 month ago

Greatly enjoyed this chapter. I think it is the right decision for Harry to be completely honest with his potential wifes (Fleur, Ginny,...). They could propably have a lot of fun with the whole thing together, as partners in crime, so to speak.

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

This was nice but it feels like the story lost a bit of the spark

PrettyDepraved

about 1 month ago

I'm gonna be honest: While I still like this story, for my tastes, this chapter was a tad bit too serious. Got beware if Hermione actually plays the party pooper and reigns in Harry's crazier ideas, because that's what made this story so much fun for me to begin with. Well, I'm still going to look forward to the next chapter.

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Buen capitulo. porfa no tardes en continuarlo

ImperialsamaB

about 1 month ago

That's.... awkward

DaxMicro

about 1 month ago

Ah yes, the famous high heels of improved self defence capabilities. They must be enchanted items.

Randomation

about 1 month ago

Hi Dora

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Great chapter, how did McGonagall know, is she a ministry plant or is this a she’s doing it on her own situation? Anyway excellent addition, thanks for sharing!!!

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Buen capitulo, porfa no tardes en continuarlo.Porfa podrías añadir a mas chicas como Susan, Hanna, Astoria, Traicy entre otras aunque solo 7 serán sus esposas, no quiere decir que no pueda estar con mas chicas.Y porfa podrías escribir un fic lemon de la serie Ben 10 teniendo Ben y Gwen como pareja.

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing ithuh snape giving points to ronthink the world broke somewhere

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Excellent chapter, thanks for sharing!

Agneska

about 1 month ago

Thank you for the new chapter. 💚

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Muy buen capitulo, porfa no tardes en continuarlo.Y porfa que no tarde en seducir a Hermione

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Ok, this story is proofing wonderfully witty.Your crack fic is so spot on crack.Making Ron smart is bloody hilarious.Ron always spoiled so much. The films,The books. His petty childish behave is truly fucking annoying.But a smart Ron, who wants to learn,,,,That's absolutely gold✔ .Hoping there's much life in this story.May the chapters keep coming,Oh great one. Brill

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Buen capitulo, no tardes en continuarlo

GrandTemplar847

about 1 month ago

God, I spent the whole scene with Draco talking like Dobby just try not to laugh. very well done and very good imagination too. I look forward to seeing more

AriadneVenegas

about 1 month ago

The lie about the lady magic and the boots of Dumbledore get almost falling from my sofa.I think he could get more the part about that they need to intermix more so the magicals don’t go extinct.My only question is why Percy and Penelope are in the School??? They both graduated and even Percy was working in the Ministry under Crouch senior at this time in the books. He even was judge… and Penelope was in the same year and he left her after he enter working in the ministry, maybe because she was muggleborn.So with only that little mishap with the timeline I really like this I laugh a lot. Like Ginny thinking six inches it is too little… after she has a lot of male siblings sure thing he had seen one naked by mistake and had seeing maybe they are even less than five inches. That and the cucumber comment make laugh a lot too.

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing it

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Hehehe its so enjoyable. Laugh out loud funny 😁

1minus2

about 1 month ago

I love that he tried to troll Dumbledore, but the man already had heels and no problem woth the command, lol.

JustinOtherFictionFan

about 1 month ago

"You know what? Even if I do pick the seven girls I want for my first choices, how many of them are going to want a relationship with someone whose also with several other women?’"Harry forgetting he's a siren and can fix this with the right words.

frankieu

about 1 month ago

nice chapter thx for writing itfun seeing harry trying out his powers

PrettyDepraved

about 1 month ago

I love me a shameless plot enabler.

Randomation

about 1 month ago

So Fleur Hermione Dora Daph for sure probably Ginny and Luna and maybe Susan I'm guessing unless he decides to troll Malfoy and take both Greengrass sisters or Pansy. Of course seven is the minimum nothing saying he couldn't have more kids just needs at least 49

JHardinian

about 1 month ago

Great story !! I hope you do Cho though

Vandalia1998

about 1 month ago

Surprised he didn’t use his ability to get Hermione and Ginny to stay

Hanah_Solo

about 1 month ago

"Ron didn’t even declare his turn, he just stood, pulled off his trousers revealing light blue boxer shorts" Didn’t Ron just say that he was going commando? (No underwears)

RavenKing

about 1 month ago

Why is Percy partying with them? He graduated the year before and is already working at the Ministry.

Black_sorceress

about 1 month ago

Damm that was a good chapter harry being a boy uses his voice for this i totally understand xD

TakingFlight

about 1 month ago

If I had silver tongue, wouldn’t be playing that game with other dudes present, I’d tell them to play with themselves.

lalo1980

about 1 month ago

Te felicito buen capitulo

Hpfan19896190

about 1 month ago

Very good chapter, interesting story so far!

Traumare

about 1 month ago

Yep, its gonna be fun. I like it

Lordxavier23

about 1 month ago

It's been a very good read so far. I look forward to more

OmegaZetaZeta98

about 1 month ago

I’d like a more serious version of this premise in the future

Black_sorceress

about 1 month ago

Great start of this story, i really like the voice power could be very handy

Appo1119

about 1 month ago

You forgot to use the aged-up characters tag.

Thunderbolt1994

about 1 month ago

This is an interesting premise, looking forward to more from this.Keep up the good work.

HarryMalfoy9495

about 1 month ago

Nice start, I'm looking forward to see where you take the story.

lalo1980 (Guest)

about 1 month ago

Te felicito. buen inicio, porfa no tardes en continuarlo.Y porfa que las partes lemon sean muy descriptivos

Sinning_Sinner

about 1 month ago

Everybody knows crack is good for you so I'm in.

Ginny_Pawter

about 1 month ago

Good start, it will be interesting to see where this goes. Thanks for sharing!!!