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Spider-Man - All Media TypesInterns Being Confused On The Very Principal That Is Peter ParkerIdentity RevealPOV OutsiderPeter Parker Being Resident CryptidInterns & Internshipsthere are original characters but its outsider POV soSpider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)is tony stark a secret dad? tune in for more intern debatesMarvel Cinematic UniverseFluff and HumorPeter and Tony CentricInterns Thinking That Mr. Stark Has A KidTony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure

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by blueh

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CHAPTERS

2

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9.2K

RATING

4.8

Summary

There should have been nothing remarkable about two people in a busy cafeteria, but Becket takes in the familiar sight of curly hair, brown eyes, and a t-shirt with a science pun on it talking animatedly alongside Actual Anthony Edward Stark and promptly drops his lunch.He gapes for a solid second, seeing but not believing. It definitely doesn’t look like Mr. Stark is forcing the kid to leave, or firing him, or escorting him to security given the relaxed smiles on both of their faces. If anything, Becket thinks Mr. Stark looks rather proud.“So, uh, Mr. Stark definitely knows Roomba-Kid,” Becket says and discreetly tilts his head in the direction of the pair.“Oh my god,” Jess says. She almost sounds gleeful. “Oh my god, he’s not just some random kid. He’s Mr. Stark’s kid.”or: the interns at Stark Industries have some questions about Peter Parker. The answers aren’t quite what they expect.

Reader Reviews

pitterpatterpot

2 months ago

*wheeze*... this is a blessing...

lavbug

2 months ago

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD I CANNOT HOLD ON THERES GONNA BE A SECOND CHAPTER SLKJDGHSLKDJGHSDKJ Y E S

lavbug

2 months ago

I adore the writing and you did so so well on the outsider pov. I love how you explore Becket's character as well as the theme of rules throughout the fic. That was a super cool element! It reminds me a bit of a 5:1 fic! I loved that. THis is so creative, thank you for writing!

wonderingredroses

2 months ago

POV outsider?!!! Yay!!This was hilarious. The small appearances and the roomba. I can’t wait for the next chapter. :)

astralgolds

2 months ago

IM IN TEARS THIS IS EVERYTHING

etherealtulip

2 months ago

op,,, op your fics are the equivalent to water in a heat-stricken desert

sofipd_03

2 months ago

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! IDC IF IT'S FRICKING MIDNIGHT I'VE BEEN LAUGHING SO MUCH! You're my favorite author, I'm glad that you have blessed us with this, it's gorgeous.

Pinkist

2 months ago

absolutely LOVE this outside perspective and the amused bewilderment the other interns regard Peter with. Adorable, funny, just such an enjoyable fic to read ahhhh!

beantheredonethat

2 months ago

This is hilarious!!! Dang I laughed so much reading this, Roomba-kid is also the perfect alias my gosh

Animus_Melodiam

2 months ago

Roomba-Kid is a powerful title

pennylogue

2 months ago

"anyways this is incredibly self indulgent outsider pov but also this is ao3 and no one can stop me" is the most valid sentence I've seen on this website in some time. As usual, you do a hilarious and really great job with your indulgent fun. You really captured the cryptid-ness of peter!

1benzy

2 months ago

This is the specific type of fic I always crave and yet struggle so much to find, so thank you so much for this blessing.All the interns are super likeable, everyone is in character, and the writing itself is super good too! :)

MagicMint

2 months ago

I love this so much❤️❤️❤️

Celevon

2 months ago

This is the most brilliant thing I've read in months!!! :D Well done!

DragonDCelina

2 months ago

This was a joy to read, thank you, you made my day

Eskaybe

2 months ago

What a great story to wake up to!

WritetoReading

2 months ago

This is so sweet, and wonderfully written!! Are you going to continue this? I would love to read more! Thank you for sharing! <3<3<3<3<3<3

Chapter 1

2 months ago

I MISS GOOD INTERNSHIP STORIES GHANK YOU KINDLY

KudosKitty

2 months ago

Kudos! ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*・゚。

Marvel_Fangirl

2 months ago

I loved this!!!! I like fics where peter is kinda a myth/legend, you depicted this well :)

CompleteNonsense

2 months ago

Oh my god this is soI didn't know I needed this and now I love it so much???

Chapter 1

2 months ago

I love this :D

feralrat0_0

2 months ago

the tALENT JUMPED OUT IM- this was amazing thank you very much

hedge_podge

2 months ago

Omg this is glorious!!!!Thank you thank you thank youuuuI can't stop laughing oh my goddd

alexandrarosanne

2 months ago

i lost it at "Becket even swears he’s seen Mr. Stark holding open a door for it, once" and haven't stopped laughing for a second. this is the greatest thing i've ever read. i,,, cannot tell u how brilliant that was. you're a genius, jesus christ, i am in actual awe. thank u for sharing this gem

MarionettePuppet

2 months ago

'Ha. Take that, Mr. Stark. Never underestimate what teenagers will do out of spite.'Ok, I completely lost it at this line.

pinkie2054

2 months ago

Love it!

ColtsAllie

2 months ago

"And the Academy Award for best use of OCs without a Mary Sue or self insertion in the lot goes to. . . BLUEH!"The crowd goes wild.This reminds me a bit of an episode from Babylon5 in which the entire point of view came from a couple of low level mechanics or janitors. Great job

caretta_caretta

2 months ago

I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHH

imgoingtocrash

2 months ago

Outsider POV is soooo good holy shit. This is absolutely the SI internship experience I expect and adore for Peter and Tony. (Maybe now that Peter knows his intern buddies had to clean it up, he won't do any more drastic pranks, lol.) So cute, thanks for this!!!

Nicolareed

2 months ago

*slams fist on table*I love this fanfic and I would die for all of them and you.

PrincessFaeron

2 months ago

Leaving a pre-reading-the-fic comment because I wanted to tell you I clicked as soon as I read the words 'roomba kid'. I will probably leave another comment once I have read this.

PrincessFaeron

2 months ago

Oh, My God. I love this and really want to read the next chapter but I want to leave this comment first.I really enjoy outsider POV fics when done well, since they're always SO good, and this is no exception. The unfathomable singing roomba, the unstickable sticky notes, successfully-executed references to Noodle Incidents, the dynamic between Peter and Tony... I will likely be bookmarking this fic once I've read chapter 2 💖ETA: I forgot to mention I love your ocs?? because I do, love your ocs. They're great.

peterpandco

2 months ago

yes yes yes! love this sm!!!

SpideyFics

2 months ago

This is GENIUS

Imaginative_Introvert

2 months ago

I am obsessed with your writing!

Sarah_Sandwich

2 months ago

OMgomgomgomgomgomg i lvoe this soooo much! This is a freaking delight! I'm having so much fun reading this!

Black Dragon on the Rocks (animealam)

2 months ago

I absolutely loved this, and if I could give you more than 1 kudos, believe me, I would.

Chapter 1

2 months ago

This is one of the best things I’ve ever read!

CuriousNisha

2 months ago

👍👍👍

Little_Miss_Anime_Luva

2 months ago

Holy shit I love this so much 💖💖💖💖 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gotta love Roomba-kid

itsrebecca

2 months ago

I love all the shenanigans!!! <3 <3 <3

eyeofthe

2 months ago

how,,, are u so FUNNY

EnergeticEccentricism

2 months ago

"He’s a tiny demon running around with the power of god at his fingertips." "Number five is that Peter Parker (alias: Roomba-Kid) is an unstoppable force of nature that no one can squash and fears no god nor man on this earth" oh my god these two sentences killed me, they're great. I had to muffle the very loud laughter that wanted to escape me because the rest of my house is asleep. Thank you

asdfjkle

2 months ago

I did not know i needed this, but by god i did

bookpumpkin

2 months ago

I love this - amazing, show stopping, spectacular. Also seeing the word stoichiometry gave me flashbacks so thank you

mysticart2020 (inastras)

2 months ago

thankk you for feedng my serotonin levels ahshsisdj

JaimsJam

2 months ago

hehe Bucket

Leonix_the_Phoenix

2 months ago

this was all amazing but oh my god "like a fetish?" i-

Marianna5

2 months ago

This was???? Amazing??? I think I'm in love. Outsider pov with cryptic Peter was all I ever wanted in life.