Inc.
방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTSAlternate Universe - OfficeEventual Nasty SmutHumorEventual Smut

Inc.

by minverse

LIKES

20.5K

CHAPTERS

6

WORDS

43.0K

RATING

4.8

Summary

Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung HoseokSection to be completed by Employees Involved:Names: Min Yoongi, Kim SeokjinJob Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet BlanketNature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex EnemiesLength of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

Reader Reviews

HighFunctioningFan

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This is amazing. The cat storyline is what has me cackling, but, all of it is funny as hell!

Chapter 1

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This is actually literally 37 carat comedy gold oh my goshh - you pulled it off so well too!! like, it could be so dry so easily but you've got some intense writing skills I'm in awe!!! Honestly and genuinely though I practically dropped my phone when hobi called the cat murderer I was laughing so hard think I may have smashed it aaa this is great thank u!!

Teadubs

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I love this and I want more! <3

Chapter 1

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I LOVE THISITS SO FUNNYcant wait for more

beeminie

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i'm laughing so hard i'm sobbing, this is so good

penelope_bridgerton

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i would quote my favorite parts to you, but i'd quote the whole chapter. i sat here and CACKLED so many times. so. many. times. this is freaking great!!! i'm excited to see what whacky shenanigans these idiots will get into next!!!!!!!!!

yoongichii

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oh god this is genius :)))))

Debjoy

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When I saw who the author is my expectations for this skyrocketed, due to how much "Jammed" made me laugh. You seriously never disappoint, I loved every single moment of this first chapter and can't wait for more BTS office humour!

Pachinelle

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Omg I love this sooooo much!! I wanted to point out all the stuff that made me crack up, but halfway through I realised that's way too much. I'm not the biggest yoonjin fan but I'm here for all of this. I'm so ridiculously excited for the next chapters!! :D

jamsuppie

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This literally BEAUTIFUL!!! Like park jimin rubbed his glorious ass ALL over it just to give it that extra magnificence....I literally had to close the tab in a few places to calm down I was laughing to hard ^3^

Chapter 1

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I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE MY LIFEI'm so happy i exist at the same time as this. I was laughing so hard it turned into cackling. Oh god. Vmin are about to blow shiz up.

CallMeLex

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This is literally THE BEST thing I've ever read. I can't wait for more ohmygod. This is wonderful.

Chapter 1

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This is hilarious and really good xD

aiiyunah

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OMG this is so hilarious! I didn't want it to end! :)))))

uzushiosuns

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I love this already

lorandias

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This was so excellent!! I love all your other fics, so it's such a treat to get to read and look forward to another great one. God bless you for making vmin the designated Gross Couple, it's what our boys deserve. Your characterisation is spot on, as per, and the humour is sooo much better because of it. I'm so excited for more!!!

drawl

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i'm wheezing i need to see a doctor

sick_bubblegum

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This was hilarious! I usually stay away from funny fics, but I'm so glad I checked this out! I'll admit that "eventual nasty smut" got my attention at first, but it's so much better than I expected and there hasn't been any smut yet. And it will be the good kind of nasty I hope? :Dohgod what am i doing with my life "hoping" for a certain kind of smut :X gtg get a refill for my holy water...

cheesuga

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...I want more

b2utyrisa

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You're back :D and I can't wait to read more! I love your writing

hahahaharlequin

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YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP SOME WATER-BASED MELON-SCENTED LUBE ON THIS FIC AND JUST RAM IT UP MY ASS I LOVE THIS ALREADY I'D LET THIS FIC FUCK ME OVER, TBH

ofmindelans

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oh my god this is hilarious! i'm so pumped to see where it goes :D

goingcrazy

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I am on the floor LMAO!

Chapter 1

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Funniest thing I have read in a hundred years. Real tears formed. Real. Tears. This is fantastic. Can't wait to read more!

mariachiseoks

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this is so funny

Ekeke4215

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wHY IS THIS SO DAMM ACCURATE. I can imagine all of this happening

currycat

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I'M CACKLING SO HARD RN EVERY 5 SENTENCES HAS ME ROLLING ALL OVER MY BED

CaptainButts

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up until this point, "Jammed" was my favorite fic in the BTS fandom, but THIS??? This is genuinely one of the funniest fics I've ever read. I don't know how you do it, but your writting style is phenomenal and you're so fucking funny I couldn't fucking BREATHE I was laughing so hard. This is the best thing I've read in a while please continue. P.S. Vmin is my favorite bts ship and you continuously write them flawlessly, as you do yoonjin. Thanks so much for writing this i love it so much

Nowheretojustbe

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This is like Office Space meets Bangtan Crack and I love it. I've only read the first chapter and I'm so hooked oh mai gosh. It's so funny and well written!

illusyn

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this is hands down the funniest fucking thing ive read in my life oh my god i cant stop laughing and slapping inanitmate objects??? and the characterization is on point and seriously jfc i just want to quote this entire fic

Chapter 1

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This is honestly some of the best, most hilarious writing I've ever read. Better than a lot of novels. Who are you?????

Chapter 1

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I am just giggling a ton reading this chapter

Myysharona

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“God, Hoseok, yes obviously save me a kitten. Shut up,” he half-whispers, exasperated. Hoseok smiles knowingly and jogs lightly from the room to catch up with the others. I just laughed so hard that I had to pause here in the story and comment. I'm dying.

CaptainButts

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this is deadass the funniest fic i have ever read. every single one of your stories is so well written and wonderful and honestl im sad to see this is over because it's one of my favorite fics of all time. i cant wait to see what you come up with next definitely looking forward to it all (esp the vmin because ;uu; u write them so well) thank you for this!!!!

Chubii

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This is hilarious!

lillyma94

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Omg what is this... I love it

Chapter 1

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fuck i love this

afestivequest

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I love this so much omg

slidetackle

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it's 4am, i'm still buzzing of the wine i drank for my brother's birthday and i'm reading this and DYING. why is your humor always so brilliant and spot on? i love this already. I LOVE THIS. JUST...EVERY SINGLE PERSON AND THEIR ROLE IN THE OFFICE? HOSEOK IS THE BEST (WORST) HR REP EVER IM CRYING. AND THE VMIN!!!!!! THE VMIN!!!!!!! i'm sorry i'm not coherent at all but there were already so many little gems that had me bursting with laughter. on top of that they sell LUBE?? LUBE!!! i love yoongi so much already,....jin his beautiful sworn enemy.i can't wait for them to fuck

unpretty-writer (merrabeth)

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I just need to tell you how much I love this entire story. Every character is so brilliantly written, I almost feel like I was watching a television show. And you don't even know how many times I have thought about this story during the day and fondly thought about certain moments that made me laugh or cry. Everything you write is quality and timeless. I look forward to seeing whatever you write next.

tonguemaster

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holy shit im eating chocolate cookies while reading this and seriously dude i am literally laughing so much i almost choked on my chocolately (thats not a word is it) saliva. i know that might be disgusting to hear but i just want you to know what you have done to me. this was so fucking funny and ive only read the first chapter??? and six chapters of this?? this is going to be amazing

shinee35

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OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER XD MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH AND I'M LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER

daisuga_trash (randamon)

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Ohmygod this is the funniest thing I have ever read bless you

Chapter 1

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This was hilarious omgReading this made feel like a mother of 7 in a way LolIf you could write more kinda like comedy stuff in the future I would love it

tyrannicallady

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I swear to God I just laughed for 20 minutes straight. Literal tears of laughter. This is so amazing I just-

yoongilu

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Omg this is so good, funny&adorable. Everyone's personalities is literally gold. Vmin is so cute whoa. I would want to work here - sign me the f up haha

esstiel

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on the first chapter and ive already cried laughing, straight up guffawed like a god damn donkey, and squealed. this is such a fucking good comedy so far, like, comedy is SO FUCKING HARD TO DO but you DO IT SO WELLLLLL AHHHHoff to read the rest of it~

imeanbts

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This is literally the funniest thing I've ever read. I need this as a movie or a Netflix original I need to see this in real life

stuckonreverse

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I actually read an excerpt of chapter 6 floating around in twitter when i still wasnt in too deep but it never left my mind ever since!! I'm so so sO happy i got to read it in its entirety; i loved the humor the romance the sMUT hO T DAMN one of my favorite things in this was Jin and Yoongi's dynamic, esp with Jin's internal conflicts and Yoongi's reaction to that. I never really expected the turn of those events bc I thought it would smoothly end after the coffee scene but I'm glad it didnt to be honest. It felt more realistic, bc i guess not everything is ever that easy, and it honestly gave me a new perspective on writing :) sorry im such a mushy mess right now but i want to end this by saying it was such an amazing ride reading this and gaaaH thank you for inducting me to yoonjin!!

fairycubs

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i read it again bc i love this story so much. you make me open my eyes for yoonjin! i love how you potrayed their characters, so true. and vmin married for 3 yrs but no one knows ahfhdjdj thats so true, thats probably happen irl bc you know vmin is friendship goals for so many people HAHAHA i really loves all your fic, waiting for you to comeback and post another story. btw, i love jammed so much thats one of my fav vmin fic!