Must Brave the Thorns
CatsWarlord Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of RiviaEnemies to Friends to LoversBathing/WashingSlow BurnSwearingArranged MarriageCuddling & SnugglingThe Witcher (TV)Explicit Consentno really I mean it about the slow burnWiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media TypesKaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (The Witcher)Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack Series - inexplicificsAlternate Universe - FantasyOriginal WorkAlternate Universe - Romance NovelExplicit Sexual Content

Must Brave the Thorns

by inexplicifics

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Summary

Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.

Reader Reviews

Merry_Merry_Quite_Contrary

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Such an awesome start to the story! Lambert and co are definitely not what Milena expected, but she needs some time to learn! I speak a little Welsh, and I know people who speak more, so if you ever need any help, feel free to hit me up here or on discord (i'm Merry there) ;) If i don't know i know where to find out! But for a start, "my brother" translates correctly to "fy mrawd", not brawd, because Welsh does weird things with consonants at the beginnings of words after some other words (it's called mutations and it's also why you get "brawd bach" but "cath fach"). everything else seems fine tho ;)

featheredschist

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This is going to be among the best in this fandom, I can tell. Let’s go!

Serenity812

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I told myself I was going to read updates for this once a week instead of every day. I am, of course, a liar. Excellent start.

WhoGeek

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THIS IS AMAZING INEX! I love Julita being so cheerful and helpful. And Aunt Zofia having warned her that the hot springs are a bit much for newcomers. And LAMBERT! So angry but also knowing it's not Milena's fault but unable to hide his unhappiness. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

awlenrose

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MY BODY IS READY I get to experience an inex fic posting IN REAL TIME FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER *\o/*

Pdivaricata

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I just came to say, "Hell yeah!" I'm so looking forward to this!

Chapter 1

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It’s started! So incredibly excited!I’m glad this chapter was from Milena’s point of view; it’s fascinating seeing her thoughts on the wolfblood verses what we readers readers know about witchers. Like how Lambert’s frowning when she “taps her hands together near-silently in time” is likely more at the fact she’s keeping her enjoyment so silent-if it’s anything to do with the dancing at all- than her enjoyment of other Witcher’s prowess. He’s undoubtedly dismayed when she stops clapping and tenses back up when she’d started to relax before. Gweld, realizing Milena knows nothing really should have been a hint to give her some information, not to say “you’ll learn” and ignore her as much as Lambert for the rest of the meal! At least Lambert did tell her about the Lord thing after they reached their quarters. Really internalizing that witchers don’t do nobility is going to throw Milena for a while…I really adore Lambert’s frank conversation here at the end and his quickness to bloody himself with the vow to never hurt Milena. This assurance helping throw off all her expectations-just like the good food and the books- will only make things better. The fact that the summery implies that Lambert is mourning Aiden leaves me with questions with so many questions (what happened? Where’s Aiden now? How will he react to learning Lambert’s married for a treaty? How is Lambert coping? Etc.) I know we’ll get answers eventually, but I’m going to start speculating now…Well written and great read!

exalloid

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AHHHHHHHH IT HAS BEGUN!! AND IT IS SO GREAT!!!

GoldenWishCat

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<3

heartkuller

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*inhales deeply*aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHINEX!!! /excited

UldAses

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This is amazing! I love it!🌼

freudensteins_monster

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*elmo hellfire meme* it is here!

TricksyPixie

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I LOVE THIS

allonym

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So excited!!! Gonna start reading now :)

Chapter 1

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aghhh I'm so excited!!!! My depression has been hitting hard and this is one of two things I've been excited about <3 All hail the VLT

cassiopia

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Can I just say aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! This is the best thing that's happened to me today, I can't wait

Darklady

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Loving this! Thank you.

Chapter 1

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ohhhh I love it! I love Lambert and the stomping dance and Julita and this is so amazing, a wonderful delight in my rather boring day of cleaning and doing laundry ❤️

theskyandsea

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I don’t tend to read until a fic is complete, but I’m commenting now to let you know how excited I am about this! I’m actually not a big fan of the Witcher in general, I just really like with a conquering air and all I want out of the Witcher fandom is more of your stories!

TwilightEyes85

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How excited am I for this fic? Let me count the ways. I adore Milena and Lambert and really all of the Accidental Warlord verse

SofiyaTheWise

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So excited. TVL has arrived!!!!!

bellerose2542

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AHHHHH!!!! So excited for the VLT! Milena/Lambert are so adorable in your other fics and I can't wait to see what you'll do with them here!! Wait, wait....no Jaskier at all!? He's not in the character list!

DandelionCalifornia

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I have been looking forward to this all month! And now after reading the first chapter, I am even more hyped! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

andalucite

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Haven't read this yet but YESSSSSSSSSSS LAMBERT MILENA AU ANGSTFEST YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Avion

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excuse me while i scream incoherently for the next few weeks

Tallia3

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<3

TheWorldTurtle

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VERY LONG THING VERY LONG THING VERY LONG THIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jsunday

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the NOISE i made on seeing this and the chapter count!! *looks at shelf* gonna need more tea

tenseGemstone

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AAAAAAAAAI love ThemLambert is such a Good and Sweet boy... milena is such a Brave and Smart girl... I'm going to Die

partyfish

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YOOOO IM SO EXCITED WHAT

NightwispSeeker

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Oh, very interesting world building and poor Milena! Completely lost!Thanks Inex!

Elemental

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I have never clicked on a link faster in my life, and goodness this did not disappoint. This trope is one of my favourites ever and so getting such a delightful long fic from you full of it once more is absolutely the best holiday gift ever. I love Milena's observations the whole time, and how the staff and wolves all interact and react around her. It will be so interesting to see how this progresses and I look forward to every update!

katchystar

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Loved this! Poor Milena! and poor Lambert too!

wilddragonflying

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Oooooh this is such a lovely start!!! I can't wait for the rest 😍

Iris_Duncan_72

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Oh oh oh!!!!! I am so excited to go on with this!!! I do love your writing very much and Milena and Lambert, too :) what a wonderful first-of-December gift!! Thank you ♡♡♡

PigeonWrites

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AHHHHHHH It's here!!!! And it's SO GOOD!!!!! Inex came out swinging with this one.

Hedwig_Dordt

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Welcome into the world, Very Large Thing!You bring joy already.

Separate_Entity

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*flails excitedly*Milena is so *brave* I want to hug herrrr

PeacefulMaelstrom

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VLT!!!

MatrixFairy

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oh my god it's happening! let's fucking gooooooo!

thewalrus_said

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Oh, delightful!!! I’ll miss Jaskier, but I love Milena, and I’m so looking forward to more of this!!

Fey_Nim

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I haven’t read this yet but I’M SO EXCITED OMG YOU’RE BACK WITH THE WARLORD AARRFFHFHH. Ok going to save this to read for when I get home XD

KadeShade

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Ohhh poor Lambert, he’s stuck quite firmly between a rock and a hard place, isn’t he? He doesn’t know how to process emotion other than to be an ass about it, so he’s angry that he’s being saddled with a noblewoman, and he’s angry that she’s so frightened of him, and he’s angry that he keeps scaring her even when he’s trying to be nice, and Milena is just BEWILDERED about all of this. The miscommunication and angst is delicious. The only thing that could make this better is the eventual addition of a foppish doe eyed bard with a spine of steel and zero self preservation instinct.

BirchWrites

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It’s the very long thing!! I’ve been super excited and curious since you first mentioned this and it absolutely does not disappoint so far. I can’t wait to see where it goes!

BirdOnAFence

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i was literally vibrating with anticipation since i woke up, and this is everything i wanted and more. im so excited for the next chapter!!!

couch_of_friendship

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It’s here!!! It’s here it’s here it’s here!!!❤️❤️❤️

FormlessVoidbeast

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*settles in with a cup of tea* I am so very here for this slow burn!

Addicted_Chan

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THE VERY LONG THING! At last! I'm soooo exited!

ChemFreak

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You know you have created a masterpiece if your own fanfiction has fanfiction :D Poor Milena, she is so brave and so scared! And Lambert is such an asshole, but on the other hand also nice if he can be persuaded to talk.I love this AU!AU already and am very interessted to see where it goes.

Eluchan2Yakuta

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The very long thing! It has cometh!! Glorious and great and precious agent of procrastination. Amazing writing ! Hugs to Milena! Lambert is a porcupine and we love him. I can't wait to see were this is going. Also, does Lambert think Aiden is dead or did he have another lover?? I'll probably reread the chapter before tomorrow. Thank you so much