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"No. I've just turned down too many free samples at grocery stores by automatically declining before I could even actually consider. Missed out on too many opportunities. Now I say yes first, ask questions later. So yes, please, I would like to cup your butt." Character development everyone

I haven't even read this yet but I already gave it a kudos bc you're one of my fav authors in this fandom I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK!!! I've been following you on tumblr for a while and I'm proud of you for finishing this despite how busy you are <3

Oh God. Ily. The way you write is so great that even if you're tackling a topic like this, readers could still relate to it. Damn! I don't have enough words to help me express how much I love this. Can't wait for the next update!

I saw 'drag and supportive queer community au' and melted a little on the inside. tae's adamancy on not being gay quickly falling to pieces after spending like 10 minutes with jimin, I laughed for a good minute. but also, his consideration with pronouns, YES. bc I can see him being like that in rl if he ever makes that kinda mistake y'know. and drag queen chim with a magnum cock, I am in tears. your writing and prose are great, and character interactions & dynamics fun and engaging. fucking hilarious too, lbr. I'm excited to see how the story and relationships unfold. also, the side yoonjin, what a blessing thank you ;~; and who knows... maybe Chims will help tae overcome his corked butt fear. iuno pal. who better than jiminie cricket is all I'm saying /shrugs/I'm really enjoying and appreciating how you're handling this so far, thank you♡

I haven't laughed this much bc of a fic in ages omg tae is just fcking hilarious I can't.. I already love this fic, can't wait for the other chapters!

This is literally perfect and I can't wait for more!

i literally screamed when i saw u posted a new fic!i love your writing, it's always so fun, entertaining and beautifully written.this was everything i never knew i needed until i read it.i am so excited for more, tysm <3

YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR NEW WORKS!!!! AAAKKK I HAVENT READ IT YET BUT IM REALLY EXCITED!!!

"You must be wondering what the fuck we were doing."   “Yes, Tae, I literally just said that.”Omg i died.I gotta say, I love the way you've written Jin and Tae's relationship. And just Taehyung in general. It's only chapter one but he's already so charming.And Jimin just shamelessly flirting with him makes me smile.I'm sensing some past yoonseok issues and my little heart hurts. Regardless, I'm super excited for more~

without a doubt you're still the irrevocable queen of humour.... laugh out loud sort of comedy, wit, the scenariooos. every time i read your fic i find myself picturing it, wanting to recite the dialogue out loud. it's just brilliant.and the PREMISE. it's utter perfection??? my rpdr loving ass is in gay heaven, and drag queen jimin just killed me twice over. i l o v e. Supposedly Straight tae had no chance of surviving it.i'm so s o into bi awakening fic it's my guiltiest pleasure of all so i'm,, beyond excited to see tae's straight level go down to 0% so he can officially admit to being 100% bi. and conveniently end up very familiar w butt stuff and jimin's magnum dong. my vmin heart is v happy aahhhthank u for this i rly can't wait for moreee <3

you're my favorite author. like. MY FAVORITE AUTHOR. when i saw that you posted a new vmin my head nearly flew the fuck off. this. IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. im not even playing ive been wanting to read a drag au for such a long time and this is exactly what ive been looking for. including so many parts of the queer spectrum is something so rare for this fandom and for fic in general so i really do thank you!!! im so happy rn i could cry. ive never hit the subscribe button so fast and im looking forward to the next updates!!! thank you so much again for writing this you're incredible!!!!

I laughed...so much.

bless i love this so much omg

AH IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!! I missed your humour!!!

I love this. Really curious about the development between Jimin and Tae. I would love some more characters development on Jimin's part after all we're only at the beginning ! I really like it tho, it tools an original and funny start ~

SUPER EXCITED FOR THISwoke up to the notification you posted something and was so excited - seeing the tags and reading the first chapter just added ice cream on toploved the first chapter! looking forward to the rest ^^ hope editing goes well

I literally screeched when I got the notification for this? I'm so excited, I love all your fic so much. Your dialogue kills me, it's wonderful and hilarious. This first chapter is such great set up? I'm dying to know what happened between yoongi and hoseok, and jimin's worry over yoongi/anger at him cutting contact was really well-rendered. And I've been dying for another vmin from you and this has not disappointed lol (still dying over "No. I've just turned down too many free samples at grocery stores by automatically declining before I could even actually consider. Missed out on too many opportunities. Now I say yes first, ask questions later. So yes, please, I would like to cup your butt.) Looking forward to what's next!

Chelsea, I'm shrieking because a) you have a new story up b) it's vmin c) IT'S HILARIOUS, CHARMING, SO WELL-WRITTEN AND WELL-CHARACTERIZED and as always, I'm in love with your dialogue and humor. Your works are always like an extremely vivid and well-paced TV show or movie in my head. I'm so excited and I'm so happy you shared this. Thank you, well done!!!!

This is one of the best things I've read in a while--and a I read a lot. Like, better than some of the recent books I've paid for. The dialogue is so fresh, and everything flows together so wonderfully. I found myself laughing and cringing at appropriate moments, and things that can bring forth a physical reaction are always fun. I'm super excited to see what else you have in store!

SJDFLSKSOS YOURE LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUTHORSI CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING OMG ICB I ACTUALLY HAVE 8 CHAPTERS TO LOOK FORWARD TO FROM YOU I JESUS SHIT IM SO EXCITEDEVERYTHING YOU WRITE IS SO... like. Gold. And Reprise was one of the first bts fics I read, and you set my standards so high for sad angst fics, and then so high for comedy with Inc and I'm so excited that you're back yayayyayaay

I love it. I love it I love it holy eff do I love it :'D thank you kindly for this fic ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Everything you write is just the best....like I'm crying in te club rn it's so good. Your sense of humor is just so hilarious ahhh "You know, you're getting a lot less uptight in your old age. First open-toed shoes, now group sex." -> definitely my favorite line....this should be my yearbook quote

This is so far absolutely hilarious but I also love where it is going plot-wise? What is the sope drama all about? How did Jin and Yoongi end up in a "group setting" and how is their relationship proceeding? What was Tae doing at bible camp? Questions and more questions.Jin and Tae friendship is also A+ I feel like we don't normally see a lot of it but they can definitely be just as goofy as jinkook. Looking forward to the updates <3

"If you don't stop him, does he just keep going and going?"Fuck. That was amazing. Your characterisation of Taehyung is always so perfect - you pin down how offbeat he is without turning him into an idiot.I'm usually iffy about BTS fics that delve into this type of subject material - they often feel like gimmicky virtue signalling and I have personal reservations about how non-queer fans feminise certain members given how Asian men are treated in Western media - but, as expected, you handled it really well! I enjoyed this a lot and I'm anticipating the rest of it.

Oh my goodness this was so funny. I've never heard anyone refer to a penis as a throbbing shame stick. I think this is the first bangtan fanfic I've read on here where hyung wasn't used at all and I think a totally love it

i choked at sensual judith butler bc joon WOULD omfg ty for makin this snobby academic wannabe drool (where is this cafe can i get an address) i love jimin in this and taes just-go-with-it thing and yoongs ahejfhsjdh i love this im looking forward to moarrrr <3

...... i enjoyed reading this much more than i thought i wouldand in general your writing is amazing like the pacing is EXCELLENT the dialogue is believable and it literally reads like a Community-style sitcom in the best way

Yesssss. You're writing is

This is beautiful and I love how you portray Taehyung I was wheezing. I'm super curious about what's going down with Yoongi and I can't wait for the next chapter!

iM DYING THIS FIC IS HILARIOUS uGH i love it when one of them thinks theyre straight just to be proven dead wrong its hiLARious omg. eagerly awaiting chpt 2!!!

i am so excited for this!!! taoXx

This is seriously already amazing. I laughed like 40 times. This is gonna be so wild I'm mad excited. You're awesome. I love Costco and drag queens

IM SCHREECHING MY FRIEND LINKED THIS I POOKED AT THE TAGS AND WENT HOLY SHIT Thank you for blessing me with your writing once again,,

This is amazing. Thank you so much.

so this really just saved my life, the dialogue was so witty and hilarious and had me laughing so ugly, plus the queer & trans positivity is just amazing, i love tae's character and the not-so-subtle nod to tae's knowledge of petplay will always get me. thank you so much for writing this <3

i haven't read this yet but I honestly muttered 'holy shit' to myself because you!! Are!! Alive!!! I LOVE your writing, it's honestly such a pleasure to read. hands down, you are the funniest author I've come across in this fandom. I had to comment right this moment ^^'' Can't wait to read this when I get the chance!!

jalkdjalfsjkfa I was so excited when I got your mail!!! And then I read the summary and the tags and started flailing!!! It took me so long to calm down enough to actually start reading this heh...I can't get over that this is a vmin, you're writing a multi chaptered, humorous vmin. Did I mention how much I love your vmin? And how much I love your Tae???And in this setting??? I'm bouncing with joy.The Yoonjin had me whopping but Yoonseok ;; I have a small idea what must have happened and poor Hobi ;; But I'm so ready for the drama. I'm Ready™.Tae is so whipped. I couldn't stop giggling, he really is adorable. Jimin seems rightfully taken. The whole dick party exchange I'm snorting. Vmin are already on the same wavelength it's so satisfying to read ah. I'm so excited, I can't wait for Tae crumble and give in and get over his fear of "butt stuff". I look forward to seeing him get shaken but Jimin's dick the right way( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I've said this already but I'm so ready for this YAS!!!

omg????? this is amazing????? this is wonderful???? THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD GODliterally everything is so good. your humor is just top notch i fucking love it!!!!i anticipate what kind of shenanigans will ensue in the next chapter!!!!!!!

I love this SOOOO MUCH!! Drag Queen! Park Jimin? Sign me up! Awkward! Taehyung. Who doesn't need that in their life? Thank you so much for this story idea. I also like the little fact of Tae trying to calculate his sexuality with percentages.

I'm so excited for this so so excited. Thank you!

I'm?? in love??? with this????

OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!1 i literally laughed out loud twice. like actually laughed not tumblr-im-creaming-laugh. i was also gonna attack you for saying that gays like beer cause they dont???? bbut then i thought about every single friend that ive got and they all drink beer. so its just me. but yeah this was great im waiting for more!!

YESSSSSSSSSSS

This is going to be a beautiful ride, thank you

SHDJFJFKF THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY????

I am completely in love with this? I think I might actually cry with how beautiful but also hilarious everything is (and by hilarious I mean Taehyung). It's so lightheaded but at the same time really deep and I can definitely see it!

Okay, so, FUCK I LOVE ITplease update soon:)

I cannot believe how excited and happy I am that you're giving us all another marvellous present or ur words!!!!!! And obviously you have not disappointed because you have never disappointed anyone a day in your life and I am in DEEP I am emotionally INVESTED and INVOLVED in this shit, my heart feels tingly and I was sitting at my desk at work because I read the 3 chapters posted on my lunch break, so afterwards I was doing work things with this DUMB LOOK ON MY FACE because the way you write people LIKING and LOVING ONE ANOTHER is hundred percent one of my favourite things. Obviously the banter and clear as fuckin day character voices are like, The Pinnacle of Human Acheivement, but your People Falling In Love makes me feel queasy from how good it is, how do you write so... like not REAL, even though it's got the heightened believability of all my favourite writing/media/whathaveyou etc, like everyone is funnier and quicker than anyone has any right to be IRL, but I still utterly buy it, and you've said you've been influenced by your own self and experiences, and you have this sympathy/empathy that shines through in the rhythm and pacing of the smallest of things right through to the overarching structure. I feel like I started this sentence with something else in mind to say but who knows. Anyway this is so rambunctious and achy in turns, so ridiculous and so quiet, I love it and I'm so happy. Thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDIT oh and that last tag about THAT'S LIFE! Is a very good and true tag

Oh my lord, I'm 1000% hooked! This is great and amazing and hilarious and Taehyung... seriously that boy ... Everything that comes out of his mouth is pure gold, pair that with Jimin's sass, we're in for a good one! I personally always wanted to write a drag queen fic as well, I salute your courage and I'm happy you're doing a way better job than I would ever have done.