Repeat After Me
Spider-Man - All Media TypesHurt Peter ParkerSpider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)Peter Parker WhumpWhumpSpider-Man: Homecoming (2017)Worried TonyPrecious Peter ParkerGunshot WoundsHurt/ComfortIf Tony is Peter's Dad then Rhodey is Peter's exasperated UncleTony Stark Has a HeartRhodey is So DoneHumorFather-Son Relationship

Repeat After Me

by battybatzgirl

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Summary

Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”“I don’t know, some twelve year old—”Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”“—Fifteen year old—”Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”“Son of a bitch.” Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.  Now also a podfic by ventusprinceps!

Reader Reviews

longhairedtae12

10 months ago

I really want to see the discussion about flash. Like tony gets all protective. Maybe he turns up to school one day to see flash harrassing Peter. idk, I just really want to see that whole thing. Loved this fic though!!

WingsWithoutStrings

10 months ago

Loved it and yes, we all need more Rhodey in our lives

Caitlin28

10 months ago

Such a fantastic way for Rhodey to see Peter out of suit and find out his age. Really liked his reaction to Peter's age. Peter accidentally spilling the beans about Flash's bulling him was great as well. Any chance of following up about that at all? Also, since you mentioned it, would love to see a fic where Tony had to patch up Peter for the first time.

fairywriter

10 months ago

Yes yes yes yes yes!!!! I needed this so bad. Rhodey is so awesome!

Undercover_Royalty

10 months ago

Loved everybody's characterizations here- they were so spot on! Also loving the dynamic between Tony and Rhodey and how Peter adds a new element to that mix. This is a great fic all-around, and thanks for sharing it!

guardianofdragonlore

10 months ago

I was waiting to see this kind of fic. Thank you!

YellowCakes

10 months ago

amazing, oh god i loved it

Anonymous

10 months ago

Yes. This fic was on point with its characterizations. I'm so glad I found this fic.

kaleidoscope_phantasmagoria

10 months ago

"Repeat after me: Mister Stark is a bad, bad man. Your heart is too pure for him. Don’t let him corrupt you.” XD I just about died.

Anonymous

10 months ago

So fluff

EvilApril

10 months ago

So well written, my god amazing. I can't wait to see what other stories you write. God damn incredible, love it. Sad it's over.

Rockabelle01

10 months ago

Soooooo in-character. Love it. The only thing lacking is a few more chapters. ;)

Borahaekimtae

10 months ago

Okay but I'm going to need more

Mafalda

10 months ago

Perfect, perfect fic!

where_thewind_blows

10 months ago

Aww really appreciated this! I love uncle Rhodey!

Anonymous

10 months ago

"'I can feel your judgement! ...Get out!'"Lol, love it

VividEscapist

10 months ago

Brilliant! We are all Rhodey.

pezzax

10 months ago

You do a fantastic job of capturing each of them! This was great!

chasingflower

10 months ago

i'm crying!!!!!!!! wow!!!!! i love everything about this fic so much !!!! i love the characterization of everyone, and how you still somehow managed to keep the whole mood light even though peter had been shot. i've re-read this 4 times already & i don't think i'm going to stop?? it's such an enjoyable read i'm losing my mind thank u!!!!!

Pats_across_the_globe

10 months ago

oh my god, this was purely amazing!

Anonymous

10 months ago

LOve this!

Ghostiekitty

10 months ago

I had to re-read this because the characterizations all around are simply spot on!

Anonymous

10 months ago

I loved it this was really good (although I would've been really excited to see may turn up)

Anonymous

10 months ago

Great story idea!

Anonymous

10 months ago

God this is adorable!

MulberryJam

10 months ago

Of course Peter would do his best to save a busload of people in or out if the suit. I love him and this so much :D

MewWitch

10 months ago

This was adorable! I simply loved everyone's interactions, each character was spot on!

Buckets_Of_Stars

10 months ago

Ahhhhhhh this is beautiful and hilarious and sad and ahhhhhHHAHAHAHAHAHHHH I don't know wether to scream or laugh! Great job and so can't wait for more:D

Jocelyn

10 months ago

I'm in love with poor, beleaguered, exasperated Rhodey and dad!Tony, not to mention delirious Peter. Tony really does deserve an ass-kicking for bringing Peter to Germany.

becausereasons7

10 months ago

This is cute I love it QvQI 10000% support grumpy uncle rhodey and dad tony these are my new favorite things

LocoBriar

10 months ago

Rofl, love the way tony and Rhodes banter. Highly amusing. XD

silverwinglet

10 months ago

so much cackling. I really needed this :)

Ihni

10 months ago

Great work! I love the voice you've given Tony in this.

bonehandledknife (ladywinter)

10 months ago

toooo cuteeeee

expolsion

10 months ago

DAMN UR SO GOOD AT DIALOGUEALLOW ME TO COMPILE SOME OF MY FAVORITE BITS"Meekly, like a child who knew he was about to be chewed out by a parent, he asks, “Y-you called Tony?”""“What’s your name?”“Danger,” the kid responds dreamily.“Peter,” Tony supplies at the same time." “I can feel your judgement!” Tony shouts. “Get out!”

Anonymous

10 months ago

WHY ARE YOU SO GREAT AT WRITING TONY AND PETER YOU’RE KIllInG mE

BewitchedByBuddie

10 months ago

Love it! :)

SunHands

10 months ago

This made me curious as to what a May/Tony relationship would look like

myglassesaredirty

10 months ago

This was so well-written and I loved it with every fiber of my being. + I really love Rhodey, so thank you so much for including him!

Naramyon

10 months ago

Tony's protective-worry leading him to ask exactly which teenager in Queens got shot. *coos* I will always love the Irondad. *laughing* Bless Rhodey. Someone needs to needle Tony - out of love, of course. This is adorable, thank you for sharing!I hope you're having a great day!

sexypancake

10 months ago

Looooved this. Great to read a fic from Rhodey's POV for once.

tonkshamsandwich

10 months ago

Hahaha Loved this!! Very well written :D

wolfshaman84

10 months ago

Cute fic. Thanks for writing! :)

annagrzinskys

10 months ago

This is excellent! I love Rhodey's involvement and Peter thinking they were all in Chuck E Cheese ("he's the rat" really made me laugh)

onpanwa

10 months ago

SAJDASKJDAD TONY'S LAST LINE AT THE END!! I ENJOYED THE READ THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD THANK Y OU FOR WRITING AND SHARING IT!!

SusanaR

10 months ago

I really love this one. The dialogue is great!

iron_kissed

10 months ago

I loved the characterization in this!

lover_of_blue_roses

10 months ago

'What's your name?' 'Danger.' Best line XD

Anonymous

10 months ago

I've probably read this 4 times now and tomorrow I'm probably gonna make it 5, this is soooooo good, love the characterization, super cute, keep up the good work my love!!

Amalthia

10 months ago

Loved Rhodey's pov and his interactions with Tony.