The (Not So) Great Pretender
by RayShippouUchiha
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Summary
“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?” “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds." “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer. "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
Reader Reviews
b3_An_Exceptional_Nobody
2 months agoHahaha hahaha! !!! You are killing me! I love this and cannot wait to see what option 3 is. Troll them Tony. Troll them hard
Arboreal
2 months agoThis is awesome.
TheDoctor
2 months agoOmg yes, this is the best premise and I am going to read the shot out of any updates you have on it!! Thank you for your work!
ImagineAuditore
2 months agoMy dude, this is amazing. I am laughing SO HARD. I can’t wait to see where this goes!
Opulent_Wolf
2 months agoThis is a great idea & I'm looking forward to where you take it.
microrrufos
2 months agoThis is hilarious?!?! I've seen this headcannon before, but it usually doesn't go as deep as yours is going, in analyzing what Tony must feel like in this scenario. I'm loving every second of it, and hope to see another chapter soon! :)
captainstars
2 months agoAaah! An new fic from you! *fist pumps* I love the premise. It's really interesting that tony does't have the same compulsion to hide his identity the way he usually does in Identity porn fics- it's different and I'm excited to see where you'll go with this one.
seraphenanox
2 months agoHilarious start. Can't wait for more
Chapter 1
2 months agoOH.MY.GOD ! THis is the most perfect thing ever. The tumblr post was hilarious already, i can't wait to read a longer take on that trope. As usual with your fics, this is so well written, and my babies Tony and Rhodey, and Jarvis are AWESOME ! This is going to be so fun i can't wait <3
wearethewitches
2 months agoI cant wait for more
Thunder_the_Wolf
2 months agoOooooooooooh snap! That's something I didn't expect but needed all the same because holy shit what a refreshing story! I look forward to seeing what he thinks he has to do to get these people to actually believe him because HOLY SHIT THAT IS JUST SO FUCKIN HILARIOUS"I am Iron Man" He says. "Bullshit!" Says literally there's of the entire world!Like GODDAMN... HOW EVEN?!
Oky_Verlo
2 months agoThis is going to be a fun ride XDToodles and LoveOky Verlo
Summersj101
2 months agoThis is going to be amazing. I can't wait for the next chapter
biblioworm
2 months agoThis is amazing. And I'm most pleased with little shit JARVIS and the thought of a messaging program through which the A.I. vents to Rhodey and the back and forth inform his future conversations with Tony.
Amaya928
2 months agoThroughout the chapter I mainly kept thinking about Coulson and wether he was full of disdain for his super spies for not being able to figure it out or if he was just amused at the whole thing.Jarvis is the best <3
Flyingwiththebirds
2 months ago*cackles* This is amazing I cannot wait to see how Tony's plan is going to go....this is going to be MARVELOUS
Madley
2 months agoSo far I'm really torn between "poor Tony" and "this is hilarious" This kind of willful selective blindness is both ridiculous and kind of realistic - people always prefer to ignore the arguments against their point of view. And it's even worse for Tony - he was a celebrity practically his whole life. And with celebrities of this size you can often assume that at least half of any given article about them is lies, made to fit narrative of said article. People always loved gossip and sensations and juicy rumors about personal life of public figures. Of course Tony learned that it's better to lie from the start and at least have some control over narrative, and give people less ammunition. It's kind of sad that the Avengers are same, though. Even Bruce?Glad, that Tony decided to embrace it)) It's bound to be fun)) I'm really looking forward to Tony trolling everyone for as long as possible))JARVIS is a treasure, by the way. So is Rhodey)
it_is_bitter
2 months agoDo you have any idea how excited i am for this??!!!! You. Are. The. Literal. Best. Ray.
justsmilemore
2 months agoOh man, this is great. AU where no one believes that Tony is Iron Man despite him trying his best? Brilliant. I love the humorous setup so far and can't wait to see how far Tony can take this and how everyone's reactions will be when they do realize the truth.Thank you!
Constance_Truggle
2 months agoA triumphant beginning, as always. Waiting for more!CT.
Wolfjackle
2 months agoSo every time I see a new work posted by you, I get a little dissapointed that it's not an update on one of your existing stories. Then I read it.Then I realize my life was not complete until after I read your update.
vballangel2010
2 months agoAmazing beginning! Tony's frustration is so palpable and at the same time the situation is hilarious.
CheseraFifthe
2 months agoJARVIS, as always, steals my heart in your stories. You write him so well!It would also be really funny if even Loki doesn't believe he's Iron Man.
Soomanyfandomswhy
2 months agoOh my god!!! Are you doing the thing? You're doing the thing!!! Aaaaah! YES! ! Ijust know this is is going to be spectacular! All I want to see is Tony taking this as far as he can out of spite while the rest of the world is completely oblivious. Thanks for writing and sharing your wondrful work with us! ♡♡
Ser_Parapluie
2 months agoI've read the initial tumblr post, and the more fleshed out one, and now this, and its hilarity only grows and I look forward to the next installment! I also have a question- did Loki throw Tony out of the Tower in this verse, and if so, surely he at least, realizes that Tony Stark is Iron Man?
Chapter 1
2 months agoThis is a very clever idea and you've written it in such a humorous way. Tony's relationship with Jarvis is brilliant, as are him and Rhodey. But this also has some lovely tragic elements- Tony's genuine bitterness that the world disbelieves his heroism, the exposition about lying. It's really great.
CJJ
2 months agothis is a great start! im so excited to see how this is going to turn out, i love it!!!!!!
WhimsysMayhem (surveycorpsftw)
2 months agooh oh oh OH OMG I'm *really* looking forward to this, like really really REALLY FUCKING REALLY OMG. And I'm sorry, I am I truly am, but I just. could. not. stop. laughing. at Tony's AMAZING subterfuge skills. Like, awesomeness right there. Awesome sauce with fuck yeah sprinkles and awesome cream with genius cherry on top. Just...UGH. a;lsdjf;LJKSDF;LAJKSDF;LK I'd totally marry this fic if I could, it's freaking *perfect* omg.Looking forward to more to come soon!! XDBest Wishes and all the muse treats sent your way~~~!!!
SheWhoWillRise
2 months agoOh Man I can't wait lmaoooo good luck tony!I love this so far!!
tumbleoutyourhair
2 months agoTHE SASS IS MIGHTY WITH THIS ONEI HONEST TO GOD CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE SHENANIGANS THAT ARE ABOUT TO UNFOLD
alucinor
2 months agoAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Tony! But this is hilarious. Can't wait for Bucky to arrive and be so done with how frickin' oblivious Steve and the rest are lol.
Apperatus
2 months agoThis is sort of hilarious. I'm definitely going to keep up. Thank you for your hard work!
Missnoname
2 months agoHAHAHHAHA I'M IN LOVE W THISI'm so used to Tony hiding his identity I can't even believe that they wouldn't be live it's him but honestly this would make so much sense if it did go this way since when did the public ever listen lmaooo I'm deceased this is hilaRious I'm so curious as to see what plan 3 is and what Tony is going to do next omg
Celestial_Dance
2 months agoI love this premise so much!! Can't wait to see Bucky's reaction to all this ridiculousness
MurmuredLullabye
2 months agoOh god, this is going to end horribly, isn't it. This is a pretty hilarious setup though, and I can't wait for Bucky to show up and start going "WTF?!"
DevlynBlaise
2 months agoI love this idea! Please keep going!
justizzyhere
2 months agoHah. This is surprising.
Chapter 1
2 months agoOh this is hilarious. I am loving it especially the below line."“Somehow,” Tony sighs after a few more seconds of silence, “somehow those id- the rest of the team is still under the impression that I am not Iron Man. They’ve been here for weeks and it’s not like I've tried to hide it. How can they not know? ”Jarvis is such a snark master.
ArcReactorsandDragons
2 months agoI was so happy so realise there had been a story written for that prompt, and even happier to see it was you who had written it, I’ve always enjoyed your work and I’m sure that this will be ever more awesome as you continue (or just reach full potential of awesomeness if you decide to only write one more)But anyway, this is amazing, I reallly really loves how you described Steve there omg that made me laugh for about 10 mins and the opening but was heartbreaking btw, v v sadAnyway thanks for writing this, it’s amazing!
Chapter 1
2 months agoThis. Is. GLORIOUS.
freelovefreespirit
2 months agoOh wow I love this!!! I found this through tumblr, and I'm excited to see where the story takes you. As always, your writing skills are impeccable <3
Mamitadolls
2 months ago**It’s been a few hours now since the disastrous press conference where Tony outed himself as a superhero and no one believed him and the sting still hasn’t faded.**That's what I always thought the movie was going to end like. Love you so much!!
Banner (FireflyBanner)
2 months agoThis is an amazing setup. I can't wait for more.Thank you.
Zenithier
2 months agoOmg lol this is so hilarious. I can’t wait to see what happens.
Fey_Nim
2 months ago"And then the entire world just collectively goes …'Bullshit.' "Best line.
Wheresarizona
2 months agoThis is so great. I love it.
myvividreams
2 months ago*internal screaming* THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST TONY FIC IDEAS I'VE EVER READ. I'm a complete sucker for secret identity stuff XD I can't wait for the next chapter---thanks for the new story!
KallinFrost
2 months agoI'm so happy you did this!! I'm already laughing, and I'm really eager to see how it goes. Good work once again, Ray!
homo_lesbiens
2 months agoyou're honestly a god given miracle, and I fall in love with everything that you write. Consistently. And this is no different goddamn i love it
sawedoffsondheim
2 months agoI LOVE THIS. IT'S SO FUNNY BUT SO DAMN REALISTIC.





