The (Not So) Great Pretender
by RayShippouUchiha
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Summary
“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?” “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds." “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer. "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
Reader Reviews
b3_An_Exceptional_Nobody
Just nowHahaha hahaha! !!! You are killing me! I love this and cannot wait to see what option 3 is. Troll them Tony. Troll them hard
Arboreal
Just nowThis is awesome.
TheDoctor
Just nowOmg yes, this is the best premise and I am going to read the shot out of any updates you have on it!! Thank you for your work!
ImagineAuditore
Just nowMy dude, this is amazing. I am laughing SO HARD. I can’t wait to see where this goes!
Opulent_Wolf
Just nowThis is a great idea & I'm looking forward to where you take it.
microrrufos
Just nowThis is hilarious?!?! I've seen this headcannon before, but it usually doesn't go as deep as yours is going, in analyzing what Tony must feel like in this scenario. I'm loving every second of it, and hope to see another chapter soon! :)
captainstars
Just nowAaah! An new fic from you! *fist pumps* I love the premise. It's really interesting that tony does't have the same compulsion to hide his identity the way he usually does in Identity porn fics- it's different and I'm excited to see where you'll go with this one.
seraphenanox
Just nowHilarious start. Can't wait for more
Chapter 1
Just nowOH.MY.GOD ! THis is the most perfect thing ever. The tumblr post was hilarious already, i can't wait to read a longer take on that trope. As usual with your fics, this is so well written, and my babies Tony and Rhodey, and Jarvis are AWESOME ! This is going to be so fun i can't wait <3
wearethewitches
Just nowI cant wait for more
Thunder_the_Wolf
Just nowOooooooooooh snap! That's something I didn't expect but needed all the same because holy shit what a refreshing story! I look forward to seeing what he thinks he has to do to get these people to actually believe him because HOLY SHIT THAT IS JUST SO FUCKIN HILARIOUS"I am Iron Man" He says. "Bullshit!" Says literally there's of the entire world!Like GODDAMN... HOW EVEN?!
Oky_Verlo
Just nowThis is going to be a fun ride XDToodles and LoveOky Verlo
Summersj101
Just nowThis is going to be amazing. I can't wait for the next chapter
biblioworm
Just nowThis is amazing. And I'm most pleased with little shit JARVIS and the thought of a messaging program through which the A.I. vents to Rhodey and the back and forth inform his future conversations with Tony.
Amaya928
Just nowThroughout the chapter I mainly kept thinking about Coulson and wether he was full of disdain for his super spies for not being able to figure it out or if he was just amused at the whole thing.Jarvis is the best <3
Flyingwiththebirds
Just now*cackles* This is amazing I cannot wait to see how Tony's plan is going to go....this is going to be MARVELOUS
Madley
Just nowSo far I'm really torn between "poor Tony" and "this is hilarious" This kind of willful selective blindness is both ridiculous and kind of realistic - people always prefer to ignore the arguments against their point of view. And it's even worse for Tony - he was a celebrity practically his whole life. And with celebrities of this size you can often assume that at least half of any given article about them is lies, made to fit narrative of said article. People always loved gossip and sensations and juicy rumors about personal life of public figures. Of course Tony learned that it's better to lie from the start and at least have some control over narrative, and give people less ammunition. It's kind of sad that the Avengers are same, though. Even Bruce?Glad, that Tony decided to embrace it)) It's bound to be fun)) I'm really looking forward to Tony trolling everyone for as long as possible))JARVIS is a treasure, by the way. So is Rhodey)
it_is_bitter
Just nowDo you have any idea how excited i am for this??!!!! You. Are. The. Literal. Best. Ray.
justsmilemore
Just nowOh man, this is great. AU where no one believes that Tony is Iron Man despite him trying his best? Brilliant. I love the humorous setup so far and can't wait to see how far Tony can take this and how everyone's reactions will be when they do realize the truth.Thank you!
Constance_Truggle
Just nowA triumphant beginning, as always. Waiting for more!CT.
Wolfjackle
Just nowSo every time I see a new work posted by you, I get a little dissapointed that it's not an update on one of your existing stories. Then I read it.Then I realize my life was not complete until after I read your update.
vballangel2010
Just nowAmazing beginning! Tony's frustration is so palpable and at the same time the situation is hilarious.
CheseraFifthe
Just nowJARVIS, as always, steals my heart in your stories. You write him so well!It would also be really funny if even Loki doesn't believe he's Iron Man.
Soomanyfandomswhy
Just nowOh my god!!! Are you doing the thing? You're doing the thing!!! Aaaaah! YES! ! Ijust know this is is going to be spectacular! All I want to see is Tony taking this as far as he can out of spite while the rest of the world is completely oblivious. Thanks for writing and sharing your wondrful work with us! ♡♡
Ser_Parapluie
Just nowI've read the initial tumblr post, and the more fleshed out one, and now this, and its hilarity only grows and I look forward to the next installment! I also have a question- did Loki throw Tony out of the Tower in this verse, and if so, surely he at least, realizes that Tony Stark is Iron Man?
Chapter 1
Just nowThis is a very clever idea and you've written it in such a humorous way. Tony's relationship with Jarvis is brilliant, as are him and Rhodey. But this also has some lovely tragic elements- Tony's genuine bitterness that the world disbelieves his heroism, the exposition about lying. It's really great.
CJJ
Just nowthis is a great start! im so excited to see how this is going to turn out, i love it!!!!!!
WhimsysMayhem (surveycorpsftw)
Just nowoh oh oh OH OMG I'm *really* looking forward to this, like really really REALLY FUCKING REALLY OMG. And I'm sorry, I am I truly am, but I just. could. not. stop. laughing. at Tony's AMAZING subterfuge skills. Like, awesomeness right there. Awesome sauce with fuck yeah sprinkles and awesome cream with genius cherry on top. Just...UGH. a;lsdjf;LJKSDF;LAJKSDF;LK I'd totally marry this fic if I could, it's freaking *perfect* omg.Looking forward to more to come soon!! XDBest Wishes and all the muse treats sent your way~~~!!!
SheWhoWillRise
Just nowOh Man I can't wait lmaoooo good luck tony!I love this so far!!
tumbleoutyourhair
Just nowTHE SASS IS MIGHTY WITH THIS ONEI HONEST TO GOD CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE SHENANIGANS THAT ARE ABOUT TO UNFOLD
alucinor
Just nowAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Tony! But this is hilarious. Can't wait for Bucky to arrive and be so done with how frickin' oblivious Steve and the rest are lol.
Apperatus
Just nowThis is sort of hilarious. I'm definitely going to keep up. Thank you for your hard work!
Missnoname
Just nowHAHAHHAHA I'M IN LOVE W THISI'm so used to Tony hiding his identity I can't even believe that they wouldn't be live it's him but honestly this would make so much sense if it did go this way since when did the public ever listen lmaooo I'm deceased this is hilaRious I'm so curious as to see what plan 3 is and what Tony is going to do next omg
Celestial_Dance
Just nowI love this premise so much!! Can't wait to see Bucky's reaction to all this ridiculousness
MurmuredLullabye
Just nowOh god, this is going to end horribly, isn't it. This is a pretty hilarious setup though, and I can't wait for Bucky to show up and start going "WTF?!"
DevlynBlaise
Just nowI love this idea! Please keep going!
justizzyhere
Just nowHah. This is surprising.
Chapter 1
Just nowOh this is hilarious. I am loving it especially the below line."“Somehow,” Tony sighs after a few more seconds of silence, “somehow those id- the rest of the team is still under the impression that I am not Iron Man. They’ve been here for weeks and it’s not like I've tried to hide it. How can they not know? ”Jarvis is such a snark master.
ArcReactorsandDragons
Just nowI was so happy so realise there had been a story written for that prompt, and even happier to see it was you who had written it, I’ve always enjoyed your work and I’m sure that this will be ever more awesome as you continue (or just reach full potential of awesomeness if you decide to only write one more)But anyway, this is amazing, I reallly really loves how you described Steve there omg that made me laugh for about 10 mins and the opening but was heartbreaking btw, v v sadAnyway thanks for writing this, it’s amazing!
Chapter 1
Just nowThis. Is. GLORIOUS.
freelovefreespirit
Just nowOh wow I love this!!! I found this through tumblr, and I'm excited to see where the story takes you. As always, your writing skills are impeccable <3
Mamitadolls
Just now**It’s been a few hours now since the disastrous press conference where Tony outed himself as a superhero and no one believed him and the sting still hasn’t faded.**That's what I always thought the movie was going to end like. Love you so much!!
Banner (FireflyBanner)
Just nowThis is an amazing setup. I can't wait for more.Thank you.
Zenithier
Just nowOmg lol this is so hilarious. I can’t wait to see what happens.
Fey_Nim
Just now"And then the entire world just collectively goes …'Bullshit.' "Best line.
Wheresarizona
Just nowThis is so great. I love it.
myvividreams
Just now*internal screaming* THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST TONY FIC IDEAS I'VE EVER READ. I'm a complete sucker for secret identity stuff XD I can't wait for the next chapter---thanks for the new story!
KallinFrost
Just nowI'm so happy you did this!! I'm already laughing, and I'm really eager to see how it goes. Good work once again, Ray!
homo_lesbiens
Just nowyou're honestly a god given miracle, and I fall in love with everything that you write. Consistently. And this is no different goddamn i love it
sawedoffsondheim
Just nowI LOVE THIS. IT'S SO FUNNY BUT SO DAMN REALISTIC.





