in an empty moral space
by blueh
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Summary
“Bring Spider-Man to us, Mr. Stark,” High-heels says and rattles off an address. “If that bug isn’t here in the next twenty four hours, then your intern gets it. We are not going to ask a second time.” There’s a pause. Then, “You want Spider-Man?” “In exchange for your intern,” High-heels affirms. “Spider-Man,” Mr. Stark repeats. He sounds more amused than worried for Peter’s apparent safety. also known as: Peter Parker is held hostage…in order to get to Spider-Man. Throw in some Accords reconciliation and, well, Peter’s life just got a whole lot weirder.
Reader Reviews
Bbblaney77
Just nowI soo live snarky sassy sarcastic Peter. As a diehard mama spider and son fan, not enough Natasha and Peter interacting for me. 😆😉 j/kGreat story, hope we get more, of this world.
Anikixvi
Just nowthis is perfekt!the sassthe everythingloved it !! great job
icymapletree
Just nowThis is just so wonderful! The story was quite the wild, fun ride and I enjoyed reading every word.
ArmaadaJ
Just nowThis was perfect from start to finish! Great job! "Kidnapping the alter ego on accident" is one of my favorite tropes
MusicalPancakes77
Just nowPeter is a little shit and I fucking love him. Big praise bc you got me to literally laugh out loud multiple times, and I almost never do that. My roommates might think I'm a little crazy now, but that's ok xD I love literally everything about this fic, these characters, go Peter! Big big kudos on a really good fic <3 <3
miliaxdd
Just nowLoved how done was peter and Tony finding the whole thing funny djskqlksjdjd also the introduction “this is Spiderman, yes i know, come and get me” 😂😂😂😂 “i would for you” “please don’t” jejejenleosodkndkf
smokeyweed
Just nowOmg, you write Peter so well! Tbh he’s more like the comic version than the mcu version, but I like the comics better anyway. Thx for this!
Mayhap_Mishap
Just now❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
tmarauder101
Just nowHilarious I Love
nargatexe
Just nowThis is silly as hell and I absolutely loved it. Great job and thanks for sharing this ! 💙
cheshire_kingdom
Just nowthe snark is amazing. I love capable Peter <3
Dyute
Just nowI thought it was very funny how Peter had to give advice to his kidnappers on how to be better at kidnapping
beantheredonethat
Just nowI did not like this, I loved this!!!!! So amazing :')I snorted when reading the fic description and gosh dang I'm glad I didn't get my hopes up for nothing. Peter being absolutely chill while kidnapped and finding the hilarity in the situation made what could have been a serious fic really funny and enjoyable! Also Mr Stark going overboard with the back up is hilarious but also understandable XD I almost wish we could see the kidnappers faces when they realised that not one, but three Avengers showed up!Also I appreciate that Peter fanboyed over Cap because one; same, and two; Peter coming face to face with one of his childhood heroes, a literal legend and not fanboying is so out of character that it hurts XDHonestly I agree 100% with ur take and opinions on the Avengers, me @ the fandom + canon; "let them be the found family they deserve >:(" I despise character bashing and I'm very glad that's something we agree I'm cause character bashing usually makes me stop reading fics if they do have it. You don't tho and ur one of my faves so that makes me really happy! :)But yeah you did an amazing job with this, and it made me want to read fanfic again after a slump cause it reminded me just how good they could be!!! I really appreciate this!!!
ErzaWithAZ
Just now❤️❤️❤️❤️
Anonymous
Just nowThis was pretty funny!!! I loved it
Jenniboo311
Just nowThis is hilarious, I loved it!
Badnews
Just nowThis was hilarious!!! I loved reading it so much lmao im still giggling!
milelongfics
Just nowThat was adorable and everything I ever needed thank you
Eskaybe
Just nowCute!
LordLuminous
Just nowThis is how kidnapping Peter should go. No angst and no torture, just fun and entertainment. That was hilarious. I'm surprised Peter didnt ask for Tony to vouch that he was kidnapped so he could do his test later.Minor detail, I think Steve was 25 during CA:TFA so unless my info is wrong, he wasnt actually 16.Otherwise, great chapter. I'm definitely re-reading.
Saj_te_Gyuhyall
Just nowThis is LOVELY and HILARIOUS and I can't thank you enough for being one of the only authors I've see to throw the whole team vs team bullshit out the window!
snarkymuch
Just nowLoved this!!!
prettyboysinpain
Just nowOmfg I loved this and I just realized it was u who wrote the field trip fic I’m OBSESSED and I’m obsessed with this fic too and i-🥺👌🏼
Molpadia
Just nowI would die for them
SarahAimee
Just nowThat is 390% exactly what would happen
AjSummer
Just nowI just wanted to say that I LOVE your Peter Parker. You did really well with his characterization and his quips were funny. Also Ima fan of Sam being the one upset about Pete rather than Steve cause you are right that he would have been a hypocrite.
Wordlet
Just nowThat be some really good Peter Parker right there, thanks for posting this!
nnonamouse
Just nowi don’t normally comment on fanfics but this was so funny and so well written that i had to, so here, have my first ever comment on a fanfic, you deserve it
UselessDiamond19
Just nowI love BAMF Peter and this was a perfect blend of him being sassy and kicking ass and humour. Needless to say I loved it a lot!!! I couldn't stop laughing because honestly Peter is such a big mood.Thanks for writing this :)
simplememories
Just now😂😂 I’ve been looking for this type of plot from day one when I got this account. This is absolutely perfect!
Cam_Nora
Just nowGreat....Now my sister is looking at me weirdly and I have to explain why I’m laughing so hard.
Parkerluck
Just nowThis is the best thing ever. The idea is brilliant, amazing writing, I just can't find anything bad about it
applejee
Just nowGOD THIS IS SO FUNNY
just eliii (PlsLetMeSleeb)
Just nowmost important question: does he fail the english quiz. and how badly
Jocoserious_Oddity
Just nowThis made me grin so much, i love it. His snark is at 100%, his being a little shit is at 100%, everything about this fic is just so in character for all of them and i just. i love it.
Anonymous
Just nowoh my god I love peter sassing incompetent kidnappers too much. Derek is my new favorite character, aside from the whole kidnapping children thing.
Anonymous
Just nowI LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))THANK YOU!!!!
iamsodamnme
Just nowThis is SO funny I love it!
Furuni
Just nowThis was absolutely hilarious, I love it!
shootposted
Just nowon god i love your peter voice it makes me so happyplease write 71 more fics i need them
canonicallynonbinary
Just nowThis was absolutely brilliant, I had a smile on my face the entire time while reading! Good work :)
eringeosphere
Just nowWheezing. Omg. that was great.
Lynchie
Just nowthis is fun
NarratorOfWritters
Just nowloved this so much.I keep imagining Peter going to school the next day and apologizing to his teacher like "Sorry i missed the test yesterday i was kidnapped but im fine now so when can i make it up?"
williamcassio
Just nowThank you so much. This story was amazing! I especially loved the interactions between peter and the avengers crew. “I would die for you” and peter throwing up a peace sign when tony says he can bench press a truck. Fffffffff thanks again!
Astarein
Just nowThis has got to be one of the best Spider-Man Fics I have ever read!Absolutely loved the story and Peter's personality. I just read the others and look forward for more if you plan any x
Anonymous
Just nowomg i love confident!peter, like, yas go gurl you're doing so good
haisekai
Just nowSo much fun. Thank u for writing. I love the AN at the beginning
Anonymous
Just nowThis is hilarious. Also well-written. Please excuse me while I stalk your profile for more quality content.
Anonymous
Just nowLol I loved this





