in an empty moral space
Spider-Man - All Media TypesThe Avengers (Marvel Movies)Identity RevealTeam as FamilyAttempted KidnappingSpider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)Iron Man (Movies)KidnappingHumor Only Train(Almost)Canon-Typical Violencetheres like no angst in hereBAMF PeterMarvel Cinematic UniversePeter Parker Meets the AvengersSecret IdentityFluff and HumorHumorGun ViolencePeter Parker is a Little Shit

in an empty moral space

by blueh

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Summary

“Bring Spider-Man to us, Mr. Stark,” High-heels says and rattles off an address. “If that bug isn’t here in the next twenty four hours, then your intern gets it. We are not going to ask a second time.” There’s a pause. Then, “You want Spider-Man?” “In exchange for your intern,” High-heels affirms. “Spider-Man,” Mr. Stark repeats. He sounds more amused than worried for Peter’s apparent safety. also known as: Peter Parker is held hostage…in order to get to Spider-Man. Throw in some Accords reconciliation and, well, Peter’s life just got a whole lot weirder.

Reader Reviews

Bbblaney77

10 months ago

I soo live snarky sassy sarcastic Peter. As a diehard mama spider and son fan, not enough Natasha and Peter interacting for me. 😆😉 j/kGreat story, hope we get more, of this world.

Anikixvi

10 months ago

this is perfekt!the sassthe everythingloved it !! great job

icymapletree

10 months ago

This is just so wonderful! The story was quite the wild, fun ride and I enjoyed reading every word.

ArmaadaJ

10 months ago

This was perfect from start to finish! Great job! "Kidnapping the alter ego on accident" is one of my favorite tropes

MusicalPancakes77

10 months ago

Peter is a little shit and I fucking love him. Big praise bc you got me to literally laugh out loud multiple times, and I almost never do that. My roommates might think I'm a little crazy now, but that's ok xD I love literally everything about this fic, these characters, go Peter! Big big kudos on a really good fic <3 <3

miliaxdd

10 months ago

Loved how done was peter and Tony finding the whole thing funny djskqlksjdjd also the introduction “this is Spiderman, yes i know, come and get me” 😂😂😂😂 “i would for you” “please don’t” jejejenleosodkndkf

smokeyweed

10 months ago

Omg, you write Peter so well! Tbh he’s more like the comic version than the mcu version, but I like the comics better anyway. Thx for this!

Mayhap_Mishap

10 months ago

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

tmarauder101

10 months ago

Hilarious I Love

nargatexe

10 months ago

This is silly as hell and I absolutely loved it. Great job and thanks for sharing this ! 💙

cheshire_kingdom

10 months ago

the snark is amazing. I love capable Peter <3

Dyute

10 months ago

I thought it was very funny how Peter had to give advice to his kidnappers on how to be better at kidnapping

beantheredonethat

10 months ago

I did not like this, I loved this!!!!! So amazing :')I snorted when reading the fic description and gosh dang I'm glad I didn't get my hopes up for nothing. Peter being absolutely chill while kidnapped and finding the hilarity in the situation made what could have been a serious fic really funny and enjoyable! Also Mr Stark going overboard with the back up is hilarious but also understandable XD I almost wish we could see the kidnappers faces when they realised that not one, but three Avengers showed up!Also I appreciate that Peter fanboyed over Cap because one; same, and two; Peter coming face to face with one of his childhood heroes, a literal legend and not fanboying is so out of character that it hurts XDHonestly I agree 100% with ur take and opinions on the Avengers, me @ the fandom + canon; "let them be the found family they deserve >:(" I despise character bashing and I'm very glad that's something we agree I'm cause character bashing usually makes me stop reading fics if they do have it. You don't tho and ur one of my faves so that makes me really happy! :)But yeah you did an amazing job with this, and it made me want to read fanfic again after a slump cause it reminded me just how good they could be!!! I really appreciate this!!!

ErzaWithAZ

10 months ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

10 months ago

This was pretty funny!!! I loved it

Jenniboo311

10 months ago

This is hilarious, I loved it!

Badnews

10 months ago

This was hilarious!!! I loved reading it so much lmao im still giggling!

milelongfics

10 months ago

That was adorable and everything I ever needed thank you

Eskaybe

10 months ago

Cute!

LordLuminous

10 months ago

This is how kidnapping Peter should go. No angst and no torture, just fun and entertainment. That was hilarious. I'm surprised Peter didnt ask for Tony to vouch that he was kidnapped so he could do his test later.Minor detail, I think Steve was 25 during CA:TFA so unless my info is wrong, he wasnt actually 16.Otherwise, great chapter. I'm definitely re-reading.

Saj_te_Gyuhyall

10 months ago

This is LOVELY and HILARIOUS and I can't thank you enough for being one of the only authors I've see to throw the whole team vs team bullshit out the window!

snarkymuch

10 months ago

Loved this!!!

prettyboysinpain

10 months ago

Omfg I loved this and I just realized it was u who wrote the field trip fic I’m OBSESSED and I’m obsessed with this fic too and i-🥺👌🏼

Molpadia

10 months ago

I would die for them

SarahAimee

10 months ago

That is 390% exactly what would happen

AjSummer

10 months ago

I just wanted to say that I LOVE your Peter Parker. You did really well with his characterization and his quips were funny. Also Ima fan of Sam being the one upset about Pete rather than Steve cause you are right that he would have been a hypocrite.

Wordlet

10 months ago

That be some really good Peter Parker right there, thanks for posting this!

nnonamouse

10 months ago

i don’t normally comment on fanfics but this was so funny and so well written that i had to, so here, have my first ever comment on a fanfic, you deserve it

UselessDiamond19

10 months ago

I love BAMF Peter and this was a perfect blend of him being sassy and kicking ass and humour. Needless to say I loved it a lot!!! I couldn't stop laughing because honestly Peter is such a big mood.Thanks for writing this :)

simplememories

10 months ago

😂😂 I’ve been looking for this type of plot from day one when I got this account. This is absolutely perfect!

Cam_Nora

10 months ago

Great....Now my sister is looking at me weirdly and I have to explain why I’m laughing so hard.

Parkerluck

10 months ago

This is the best thing ever. The idea is brilliant, amazing writing, I just can't find anything bad about it

applejee

10 months ago

GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

just eliii (PlsLetMeSleeb)

10 months ago

most important question: does he fail the english quiz. and how badly

Jocoserious_Oddity

10 months ago

This made me grin so much, i love it. His snark is at 100%, his being a little shit is at 100%, everything about this fic is just so in character for all of them and i just. i love it.

Anonymous

10 months ago

oh my god I love peter sassing incompetent kidnappers too much. Derek is my new favorite character, aside from the whole kidnapping children thing.

Anonymous

10 months ago

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))THANK YOU!!!!

iamsodamnme

10 months ago

This is SO funny I love it!

Furuni

10 months ago

This was absolutely hilarious, I love it!

shootposted

10 months ago

on god i love your peter voice it makes me so happyplease write 71 more fics i need them

canonicallynonbinary

10 months ago

This was absolutely brilliant, I had a smile on my face the entire time while reading! Good work :)

eringeosphere

10 months ago

Wheezing. Omg. that was great.

Lynchie

10 months ago

this is fun

NarratorOfWritters

10 months ago

loved this so much.I keep imagining Peter going to school the next day and apologizing to his teacher like "Sorry i missed the test yesterday i was kidnapped but im fine now so when can i make it up?"

williamcassio

10 months ago

Thank you so much. This story was amazing! I especially loved the interactions between peter and the avengers crew. “I would die for you” and peter throwing up a peace sign when tony says he can bench press a truck. Fffffffff thanks again!

Astarein

10 months ago

This has got to be one of the best Spider-Man Fics I have ever read!Absolutely loved the story and Peter's personality. I just read the others and look forward for more if you plan any x

Anonymous

10 months ago

omg i love confident!peter, like, yas go gurl you're doing so good

haisekai

10 months ago

So much fun. Thank u for writing. I love the AN at the beginning

Anonymous

10 months ago

This is hilarious. Also well-written. Please excuse me while I stalk your profile for more quality content.

Anonymous

10 months ago

Lol I loved this