milf smackdown
set in a Southern California private middle schoolcompeting rich lesbian moms in a middle school PTAEstablished RelationshipSlow BurnEveryone Is GayDramedyOriginal Workincompetent principalQueer Families

milf smackdown

by garlicbread

LIKES

4.7K

CHAPTERS

21

WORDS

319.3K

RATING

4.8

Summary

Sophia Castillano and Eve Hwang are wealthy CEOs with extremely successful careers. But success often causes neglect in certain aspects of personal life - for Sophie and Eve, it’s their respective daughters. After relentless urging from their wives, Sophie and Eve both decide to take some time off and join their daughters’ middle school PTA, make up for lost time, and give Rosie and Elizabeth an unforgettably amazing 8th grade year. (If they don't kill each other first.)

Reader Reviews

Chapter 1

2 months ago

Omg I was so thrown by the title but the content is SO GOOD i can’t wait to read more!!!!!!! That good second-hand embarrassment @jinsoul!!

Anosaw

2 months ago

This??? Is so good ???First of all, big yES to Jinsol and Sooyoung as filthy rich lesbian CEO (also Sooyoung as CEO of Yves Saint-Laurent... Yes)And Jinsol's reaction to meeting Sooyoung is so relatable, I too would lose all basic cognitive functionsJust Jinsol and Jiwoo's characters in general were so funny they really are the Crack parent of the family lmaoAnd Hyejoo as the emo kid is too goodHonestly I can't wait for the yvesoul PTA rivalry and seeing the tension between them

Maki_Ayase

2 months ago

This is so good!! I'm excited for the rest :)

yoursunday

2 months ago

Omg this is so great gdbgjgnChuuves and lipsoul as filthy rich powers lesbians,,, fuck me u pCant wait to read more!!And jelaous jinsoul made me u w u

redpekoe

2 months ago

this is the funniest fic ive ever read I love this

engagedtomycat

2 months ago

Omg you guys weren't kidding when the tags mentioned chuu was an actual idiot I SWEARRRR xDDD and jinsoul sputtering when she knew lipves had a one night stand BITCH I SCREAMED AS WELL LMAOO this was such crack head content will be looking forward to more in the future great work <3

hyejuulers

2 months ago

THIS IS SO NICE ALREADY I HAD A JOY READING THIS THANK FOU!!!!!!!

Chapter 1

2 months ago

please if you don't finish this story I will lose my mind I love this

donichikon

2 months ago

i love this so much im dying from laughter,,, cant wait for the next update!!

Chapter 1

2 months ago

i can already imagine the mess lmao

lipysoul

2 months ago

I love this so much it’s so funny !! please keep going 💖

Chapter 1

2 months ago

wtf wtf wtf wtfTHE WRITING IS TOO GOOD.Your humor is superb. Got me dead.Everything top notch. Beautifully descriptive, creative use of the LOONA gals, and of course super entertaining. And this is from chapter 1.RIP me.

Chapter 1

2 months ago

oh my god i loved this, i couldnt stop laughing at this-Shroth

hyezsoul

2 months ago

i felt the “i have to laugh” text jinsoul sent bc i cackled AHSKSK

colonelxcorn

2 months ago

Please come back author :( happy yeojin day too

oddeyejinsol

2 months ago

ahhh im finally getting round to reading this and i love it!!!! its so genuinely funny and entertaining, i would so watch a series out of this omg

cloudy_constellations

2 months ago

oh this is so good already i love jinsol and how it was the thought of sooyoung insulting spongebob that got her mad enough to KEY HER CAR SKFBSNDJSalso lesbian ceos chuuves realized is all i’ve ever wanted thank you

Chapter 1

2 months ago

This was a great first chapter. It’s a nice way to set up the plot of the story. New thing I learned was a zamboni, never knew that was what it’s called. The Kim’s: I love this lipsoul fluff. They love each other so much. Jungeun reasoning and reassuring Jinsol that what happened with Sooyoung was in the past, but now, she’s happy being married to Jinsol and having a kid. Lovely. But then,Jungeun’s convo with Jiwoo towards the end is worrying, though that is the whole set up of this fic. Should I sense some angst? Bc this fluff is too good. I should probably just move on to the next chapter to find out. Also, the details of this “falling out.”The Ha’s: Chuuves as married lesbian billionaires that trended before. Jiwoo.... is something else. She’s probably my fav character this chapter. When she countered Hyejoo’s plastic knife with a real knife, I could just imagine her saying that with a smile on her face looking all innocent and whatnot. Then she confused a zamboni, Lamborghini, panini as all being vehicles... and then my fav part was her casually dropping Sooyoung and Jungeun’s one night stand, lmaooo that was hilarious. Then it led to lipsoul fluff so I’m good. It’s very interesting that you described Sooyoung through Jinsoul’s thoughts. Where in the beginning, she was a bit starstruck (?), but then when Jiwoo said that (plus Sooyoung saying Spongebob was for losers) Jinsoul had enough! I’m looking forward to reading some juicy competition between these two.Onto chapter 2

Chapter 1

2 months ago

I am re-reading this again until the latest chapter comes out because this is literally the best fanfic I've ever read!!!! I can't get enough of it bruh!!!

Your_Mayoesty

2 months ago

Rereading this in the depths of the night again and there's just always something to smile about. Thanks for writing this and brightening my day (night?)!

hidamari_rhodonite

2 months ago

It's only the first chapter and I'm already in love.I laughed so much I'm crying.

Colluctancy

2 months ago

There are actual tears (of laughter) in my eyes reading this, I honestly think this is the funniest piece of writing I’ve ever read. I’m a bit late to the smackdown party but really looking forward to keeping up with the story!

Chapter 1

2 months ago

U M M SO ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT JIWOO PRACTICALLY THREATENED HER DAUGHTER WITH A STEAK KNIFE LKANAOANAOA also Jinsol and Jungeuns text convo about the perfume had me W H E E Z I N G

Chapter 1

2 months ago

Finally got around to reading this since finals ended. Jiwoo being a bimbo is giving me life

candyapple000

2 months ago

Omgosh this is gonna be so fun so sooooo fun, I'm only at chapter one and I'm already super HYPED. WOOHOO! i can't believe Jinsoul scratched Sooyoung's car LIKE SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE. The plot is gold and the writing is good and I'm ready for the next chapters ugh, thank you for writing this! :')

cherstandish

2 months ago

LESBIAN BILLIONAIRE I GOT THAT REFERENCE

Chapter 1

2 months ago

coming back here to reread after waiting for a new chapter!!! i love love this story so much and im so excited to read through it again

thickbreadd

2 months ago

wtf i love it already, i can’t wait to catch up over 200k words🤪

hyewonz

2 months ago

i hate love triangles so much... leave msd!hyunjin to msd!heejin i'm sure lia can find someone who will truly love her 🥰🥰🥰

orbitingjinsoul

2 months ago

pls i almost searched what a zamborghini or something was but it was just a damn Lamborghini 😭

thewoundupbird

2 months ago

The title caught my attention and I've found myself captivated by a fandom and pairings that I literally know nothing about. Excited to keep reading and find out what kind of milfy PTA shenanigans will be had in this well-written whirl wind of a fic°°

gyurismas

2 months ago

i literally love this book so much. i havent laughed for so long while reading a fic, i can say with no regrets that this is the best fanfic i have ever read. its so detailed, so funny, the characters are super relatable, its really well-written, literally no complains. you just cant stop reading because its so good! im waiting for an update, im scared that jiwoo will leave hag sooyoung ☹️ anyways, love u authors for your hard work, good luck with everything i hope you have a great day or night or whatever I HOPE UR WHOLE LIFE IS AMAZING 😭

Mitternachtsnostalgie

2 months ago

This chapter was the funniest stuff! I love how rich they all are!

deirdreshannon

2 months ago

I LOVE THIS it's so funny but i'm seriously invested now??

chaeyounggie

2 months ago

hello, i'm a new reader and i finished the 15 chapters in like... a week and i swear, this is the best thing i have read so far 🥲 im actually new to loona but this story makes me like them even more, idk what effect or magic you did to me.. and i must say, your story is so good and relatable in a way. I laugh and i cry i dont know, i think i'm going crazy!!!!I wanna detail out my comments but i guess ill write it down next time when im not sleepy. And i must say, Sooyoung x Chuu fallout is soooooooo sad, like... i do hate Yves but i guess she deserves some forgiveness. But i know we'll get there. And i wanna see Jinsoul being on the other end with Jungeun. She's so kind to her wife..i mean, what would it feel if she's like betrayed or somethung by Junguen? Hahahah dont mind me author. Im really into angst soooooo if you stilk have some of those dramas up in your sleeves then let's get it~ I honestly pour my heart on lipsoul, but yeorry was too hard not to staaaaaaan. Yeojin and Haseul dynamics are the best. I had a good laugh at their family hahahahaThank you for this, i got through the week because of this.Looking forward for your next update :)

bluebutch

2 months ago

Chuu being a certified dumbass makes me feel better about myself bc I’m also a certified dumbass lolll

jayfire13317

2 months ago

I love this more everytime i read it

KunikidasFavorite

2 months ago

that part abt the zamboni and chuu confusing it w a car made me roll on the FLOOR omfg

elisalannister

2 months ago

i'm reading this again and even tho it's still really fun some lines just hurt really bad

fanucass

2 months ago

just wanted to comment something because I cant stop thinking of this fic. it's amazing there's not a day where I dont worry about chuuves or start giggling like a dumbass because of viseul. amazing work, authors, please take care !!

bemydaisy

2 months ago

where is chuu. where has she gone

Crunchy_Apple

2 months ago

wasn't this a loona fanfic!? 🥺 What happened, I mean, deep respect for your work is just that it took me by surprise...

abacus051601

2 months ago

......for some reason, remembered this as a loona fic a friend recommended to me years ago... maybe i was wrong

moodygirlll

2 months ago

didn't this used to be a loona fanfic??? or am i going crazy or smth

orbitingthemoon

2 months ago

I also remember this as a loona fanfic, why has this been changed? It was so good T.T

Shzyw

2 months ago

I really loved this fanfic and when I heard the news that the characters would change, I was highly disappointed and sad. I'm sure a lot of people may feel uncomfortable with loona fiction, however this one was different. It really brought their personalities together which is why I loved it so much. As well as brining other groups in was a good move and captured their personalities. No I do not support the decision of changing it just because they don't want to make it "kpop related." I think that was something if should've been thought through before even beginning to write. I know this was a huge decision, but I was waiting for chapter 16 for so long and then this happens? 🙄 I wish I lived in an alternative universe where this never happened.

vogueminjeong

2 months ago

ahh.. i was planning on reading it for days but since its not a loona fic anymore ig ill have to remove it from my marked for later

jhijia

2 months ago

wait why has the characters' names changed????????????

isilune

2 months ago

milf smackdown please come home <3

zappp

2 months ago

wait i tweet says this is a loona fic...?