tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains
Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowerstommy accidentally becomes the resident doctor for a bunch of villains and he's not happy about itTommyInnit Deserves Better (Video Blogging RPF)Dark Sleepy Bois IncVigilante Toby Smith | TubboIdentity RevealI mean kinda they're villains but they're actually not terribleFound FamilyDream SMPVigilante Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)Secret IdentityHurt/ComfortMinecraft (Video Game)HumorVillain Sleepy Bois IncFamilies of ChoiceSleepy Bois Inc as Family

tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains

by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)

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Summary

“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out. Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.” “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?” “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?” “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

Reader Reviews

JadeSpeedster17

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Ooo, civilian Tommy who clearly has two best friends who are vigilant, and who can heal people is somehow going to be the go-to healer for Villains lol. This sounds chaotic, and I'm going to be here for every minute of it.

madiha

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do u have twitter?

Chapter 1

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really curious to see where this goes! love how the first chapter is going so far, keep up the good work author! <33

bingus3000

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This was pog! I’m looking forward to more :D but no pressure, take ur time!When Tommy was talking about the school videos the first thing I thought of was the Spider-Man clip and imaging Dream as the guy in it is hilarious xD

_rululu (miloutic)

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the vibes here are immaculate, i adore your writing style!! the banter between tommy and w- i mean siren :) was a+ hahathanks for sharing!!

Gay_soup_tried_Its_best

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Man i wonder who NUKE and ENDER could be :/// Do you think tubbo the nuke boy and ranboo the enderman might know???

Arcaluna

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I already love this!

8585gg

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This i love this!!!! Can't wait for more cause this is POGGERS!!!!

TazEgg

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I like civilian Tommy, I usually read Vigilante fics so this is a nice change of pace

mEhAmber

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Bootiful must stalk. *leaves stack of cheese* 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Chapter 1

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AAAA CRIMEBOYS MY BELOVEDalso i found the rant about stab wounds amusing

MoonScribe3

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Alright, I'm loving the energy of this fic already!

Mari13606

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I love this and i cant wait to see where it goes!

Floofball_Sammy

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aaahhh i love this.this is a breath of fresh air from all the 'tommy vigilante' aus i keep seeing and i'm excited to see where this goes!(Also, Dream giving PSAs Captain America style is hilarious-)

phnomnon

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ANOTHER AMAZING FIC BY THE AMAZING BONES AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SinisterPhantom

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*subscribes*

Inessen

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That rant about stab wounds was valid. V important information. When the news came on with Ender and Nuke right after Tommy was thinking about not getting them involved in whatever might happen after he healed Siren I was laughing so hard. Oh the irony akdhfhhtThis fic is super good so far!

beckycaresalot

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BONES. GOOD FUCKING FIC!! I love my dramatic irony so I’m having a nice sensible chuckle over tubbo and ranboo being vigilantes without tommy knowing. :D

Chapter 1

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This is simply amazing.And pfff, Ranboo and Tubbo being secret vigilantes XD I love it.Very pog, super excited for the next chapter!!!

Chapter 1

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I love this so much, this is one of the first fanfics I have seen that have Tommy as a civilian, like he has nothing to do with vigilante business, or hero business.I've been looking for one but I couldn't find any, so stumbling upon this was nothing short of a miracle.I can't wait to read more.

Flourishing_Pen03

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HELLO? THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD? Omggg I love it so much and am here to stay for the crimebois content <3 <3 <3

antimony_medusa

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Oh I love this premise, this is so cool. “There was something in Siren’s voice that made Tommy frown. There was a reason that talking about Dream had made Siren remember the wound, and the logical explanation was that Dream was the one to do that to Siren. But that wound was… brutal. Even when it came to the most dangerous supervillains, heroes were always encouraged to incapacitate, not kill. While Tommy could understand accidentally hurting someone enough to kill them, there was no way a wound like that could be accidental.”OOOOOO Interesting. “Wanted vigilantes Nuke and Ender were spotted in South Bay earlier this evening after halting the robbery of a convenience store.”I am :looking: at those vigilante names, and I am giggling. “The small one can blow shit up, right?”“Yup, he sure can,” Tubbo chimed in from the computer.”Ahahahaha.

Im_Here_I_Guess

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Ooh this sounds like fun, can’t wait for the next chapter whenever you post it!

tw0cans

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I’m already hella hooked

SaYm

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gujggj for some reason i really wasn’t expecting vigilante bee duo (it might’ve been in the description or tags but i had to leave this fic mid-way through the chapter so i forgot by the end lol) but i really love this so far!

QAlexandra776

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Omfg this is amazing and I haven't laughed this hard in so long. I think I sounded like some weird dying turkey or something lol, this is amazing.Also I absolutely fucking love the role reversal of Tubbo and ranboo being the vigilantes while Tommy is the completely clueless civilian. It's absolutely amazing and I love it. I don't think I've ever subscribed to a fic faster than I have to this one and I definitely don't regret checking it out in the slightest, great work

Syphus

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as someone who currently works in a hospital, i love your random stab wound lecture, it made me laugh XD also the whole nuke and ender thing alfjalfj is so funny and i NEED someone to animate dream giving the captain america speech omfg

CatsCatsCatsCat

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Spaghetti breakfast :DDD

wingdingdink

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THIS IS EVERYTHING IVE WANTEDI LOVE THIS SMFHDSUHDSUJDNU SCREAMSFUCKYE AHPOGGERS

spidermanjeon

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Oblivious Tommyinnit strikes again

mamicita

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This reminds me of Peter Parker's Home for the wayward villain XD i love this

reVeerii

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Ayo this is so damn poggers! I was so just thinking though, wouldn't it make sense to call Wilbur, Techno and Phil the SBI rather than the Syndicate? Idk, Syndicate does sound cooler? Still very poggers

JemTheBookworm

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Fjfhdh the beautiful irony of tommy not wanting to involve tubbo and ranboo and then the tv immediately interrupting his thoughts w ender and nuke, beautiful i lvoe it, stunning writing!!

TechnicolorVocab01

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I knew Tommy wasn't a vigilante, but Ranboo and Tubbo having secret identities caught me by surprise!

Dream_Keeper

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Tubbo and Ranboo could continue their normal, civilian lives. “Breaking news,” the TV suddenly blared before Ranboo could respond, a news screen popping up over the cartoon. “Wanted vigilantes Nuke and Ender were spotted LMAO I love that<3<3 also HEALINGINNIT POGimagine those PSA's with Captain America we saw in Spiderman: This was actually the first thing that came to mind when i read it!

LeilaKeila

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The amount of references here already makes it a good hero fic like the Marvel Movies UvU

Chapter 1

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The thud he heard in the alley was the vine boom sound effect

felixmac

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BROOOOOO AS SOON AS I SAW ENDER AND NUKE I WENT "oh fuck"this plot is so creative by the way!! a nice twist on the vigilante tommy fics where its two vigilantes and their roommate that is going to gain the affections of every supervillain in existence (i'd hope)

Celestia_Riddle

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I think Im in love

ultimatequeenoffandoms

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oh gee I wonder who nuke and ender may be, no clue at all XDThis is cool! I'm excited to see where it's gonna go!

moon_biscuits

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This is v interesting, well done this is a very good first chapter, you’ve set up a quit a few things

RoyiisDead

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This is poggers it had me laughing with the looks Nuke and Ender were giving each other

Lazersinnit

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Oooooh I really like this, Tommy is just gonna be surrounded by superhero and supervillain ailke lmao

Chapter 1

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yk the rant abt stab wound actually kinda fits tommy in this story ngli didnt really read the description other than tommy heals some big shot supervillain so that section kinda clued in on what tommys power probably wasi meanitd kinda make sense that a character with healing powers would know basic first aid or survival tactics just in case theyre weak on power or smt since theyre basically the support agent of the real world lol 💛💛

Sweederose13

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The only time you should pull out something you’ve been impaled with is A) Something is forming a bigger problem if you stay that will definitely kill you before bleeding out will ( Like a fire is getting a bit close for comfort) Or B) It’s making it hard for your to breath, if you get stabbed in the neck and it’s obstructing you a little to breath or receive medical help a EMT or other professional might need to remove it an apply pressure ASAP to avoid an air bubble in the blood. But even then they told us not to do that unless it would kill them faster then bleeding out. Sorry, I just saw it and was like “oh we learned about this!”

canthandlethisshit

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:0! oblivious tommy?! tommy healer?! tommy kalm?! yes.thanks for the chapter :D

Chapter 1

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PLEASE. 3 OF MY FAV TROPES IN ONE FIC?!The tubbo and ranboo being something and hiding it from tommy, MMM I LOVE THAT!Also tommy healer au’s are GOLD.Ive only read one good one before this and that hasnt updated in like 4 months (its probably discontinued), ive been CRAVING tommy healer contentAlso also, ”tommt being a normal guy and getting caught up in supervillain shit” tropes i love alot.And the villain sbi just gave that finishing touch, *cheffs kiss*, i love it.You inspire me! Keep doing what you love <3

cheesy_breadstick

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Tommy: i can't believe my friends are keeping secrets from me >:[ Also tommy: *keeps secrets from them*

BreadLoafHeart

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Man reading this chapter again right after the confrontation chapter is getting me fuckin SAD

tryingthymes

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just wanna let u know i am absolutely LOSING MY MIND over the "tommy not wanting to get his vigilante friends involved in superhero/villain bullshit" paragraphs, like genuinely, i had to post about it in two (2) different discord servers bc i think it's so brilliant and funny and well done